Brooke Hogan’s mom is a piece of work

May 29th, 2009 // 67 Comments

Brooke Hogan has apparently been accusing her mom of drug use which caused Linda to make a statement that pretty much proves she’s high as shit. OK! Magazine reports:

Linda then responded by saying her daughter had breast implants, among other things, in a letter to Perez Hilton.
“[If] Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father’s lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, [Charley Hill] will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called ‘Redemption’ which will easily surpass any of Brooke’s records sales.”

So, let me get this straight, Brooke is being threatened by the secret musical awesomeness of her mother’s 19-year-old boyfriend who will be forced to stop saving lives in order to teach Brooke a lesson via superior record sales? — Nope. No signs of drug abuse here.

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  1. She’s manlier than Adan Lambert, that’s for sure…

  2. azalea

    Family values hold the country together.

  3. Brick Top

    You’re always going to have trouble carrying a body in one piece. Best thing to do is chop it up into six pieces, and pile ‘em all together.

  4. wow i’d love to pie that dumb biznatch! check out my link, these guys actually get the job done :D

  5. Farles Chu

    Brooke’s friend is non-beatish, more of her please!

  6. Wow, ill bet the farm Linda grilled and feast on the placentas for those kids! How did Hulk decide she was the ONE?

  7. anonymous

    Awww give Linda a break, it must be hard having 2 loser sons when you’re feuding with your ex and one of your sons accuses you of doing drugs.

  8. eurotrash

    hmm i guess brooke actually turned out as normal as she possibly could, considering she was raised by this vapid cunt.

  9. jen

    Keep walking with her Brooke ..next to her you only look slightly manly

  10. Krassy McKrass

    She looks like a swallower.

  11. Lisa

    Wow, what a mom. That’s something nice to say to your daughter. I think he is acting about the same age as her boyfriend.

  12. Lisa

    Wow, what a mom. That’s something nice to say to your daughter. I think she is acting about the same age as her boyfriend.

  13. Good Grief

    That entire white trash family is nothing but a waste of time and energy. Ass-hats.

  14. russ

    -ever seen an NFL lineman in a red dress?—— now you have

  15. voracious

    It was obvious that this bitch was a disloyal piece of crap when they had a personal trainer over on the show and she took his side against her husband after he made a rude comment to the Hulk.

    Even if he has cheated on her, to attack your own daughter shows that you are a mean, vindictive evil cunt.

  16. moo

    fitflops are the secret to her lovely toned legs. puts my questions to rest. I can kinda see her penis bulge in that pic.

  17. Duuude

    @14… I actually have before this. I don’t really want to talk about it, though.

  18. Stating the Obvious

    “the secret musical awesomeness of her mother’s 19-year-old boyfriend”

    That made my day.

  19. Cindy Lou Who

    Very Christmas-y dress colors. Maybe Santa will bring them the correct genitalia.

  20. Karri

    what kind of mother talks this way about her children????

  21. James Green

    The whole family is nothing but white trash with cash. What a loving mother. Way to set an example.

  22. Holy crap. That is ridiculous. And pathetic….

  23. Andie

    @19:

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  24. Death2Speidi

    #19 – I just snorted in my cubicle.

  25. Frito

    I met Brooke a while back, and she was surprisingly sweet and polite. Sure she has no talent and I’m not exactly sure why she is famous, but she was pretty normal. Her mom is a total bitch for calling her out like that. As a parent you are supposed to be the bigger person. Even if that person is as big as Brooke.

  26. Barney Frank

    Is there some sort of minimum weight standard for women where Brooke lives?

  27. lulu

    she looks very good in these pics

  28. #27 – You must have a tiny monitor…….. and cataracts.

  29. Poot-Gleam

    The only ting uglier than Brooke Hogan is a green-dressed friend with the tiny head and thick neck. She looks like a velociraptor.

  30. Cap'n Jack

    Which one is the mom? I swear this is actually just a picture of my testicles.

  31. Cap'n Jack

    Which one is the mom? I swear this is actually just a picture of my testicles.

  32. Danklin

    Really Linda?!?! Your daughter has breast implants? No shit, seriously? Thats some fuckery right there. Shit, i had no idea. Damn you Hogans are a clever bunch.

    As for her 19 year old bitch outselling Brooke? Umm, a monkey could do that in its sleep with it’s hands tied behind its back.

  33. EuroNeckPain

    How come women with such frames consider it pretty to wear tiny colourful cotton dresses ? You can see everything through, the beer gut, the rolls of flesh and the navel. Yuk.

  34. T-Man

    Did Brooke knock up her friend. I mean, the girl in green is pregnant, right?

  35. vito

    I’m pretty pissed at myself cuz I think she looks hot!

  36. Vito go with your instinct, youre right, every guy on this board would tap that as secretary of their meat rocket!!!!

  37. Matt

    Who is the shrunken headed beer gut next to her???? Clearly brooke is using the put a 3 next to a 1 and the 3 looks hot system….

  38. Tracy

    Christ, every time I see her I’m reminded of Alice the Goon from Popeye.

  39. scooterlibby

    Florida!

  40. The Listener

    I think Brooke’s pretty hot. I could care less whether her titties are fake or real. I LOVE HER BREASTS.

  41. “no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson”

    Well, he hasnt killed anyone, that would make him very different from OJ Simpson.

  42. Against bad moms

    She sounds like my mother .. “A crazy bitch” You know as a mother she should shut up about her daughter. What kind of mother says unkind things about her daughter? I feel for Brooke… her mom is a crazy bitch. All of the sudden Hulk is so abusive and homicial? When did this happen? She seems like a money grubbing bitch. And I would say Ms. Linda has had her own breast implants…. plus she is old as hell and wears those nasty bikinis. Come you stupid whore …date somebody your own age. You are gross. Leave your daughter alone. She has more common sense than you do. Plus your dick toy is using you for fame. Stupid old lady!

  43. Against bad moms

    She sounds like my mother .. “A crazy bitch” You know as a mother she should shut up about her daughter. What kind of mother says unkind things about her daughter? I feel for Brooke… her mom is a crazy bitch. All of the sudden Hulk is so abusive and homicial? When did this happen? She seems like a money grubbing bitch. And I would say Ms. Linda has had her own breast implants…. plus she is old as hell and wears those nasty bikinis. Come you stupid whore …date somebody your own age. You are gross. Leave your daughter alone. She has more common sense than you do. Plus your dick toy is using you for fame. Stupid old lady!

  44. blp

    Must be drunk cuz I’d hit it

  45. @ 37 – Yeah, Brooke looks more pleasant than Jennifer McDogfacePreggerGuts there. Pic 2 more pleasant than pic 7, though.

    I wonder if Brooke is just an innocent, gigantic little girl caught up in a whirlwind of evil slime beyond her control.

    Regarding her “Redemtion” album cover I’m going to risk giving Brooke or whoever too much credit.
    http://thesuperficial.com/2009/05/brooke_hogans_new_album_cover.php

    Maybe this is supposed to be a clever (and sad) statement.

    Unlike Britney or Kowassian, it’s not an photoshopped or airbrushed photograph, it’s NOTHING BUT AIRBRUSH. It’s an airbrush painting of an angel with vaguely Brooke Hoganish features, but more petite and dainty than her.
    If it didn’t say “Brooke” on it you’d probably never even associate it with Brooke Hogan.

    Well anyway, what was I talking about? It seems unusual for a pop album to make a statement about media images and lies and all that.

    More something I would expect from Alanis Morissette or someone more angsty and controversial. Like if you made a painting of Alanis for an album cover, except it wasn’t repulsive.

  46. Fati

    I think Hulk should make good on that promise having to do with OJ. This woman doesn’t deserve to breathe. How can any mother say something like that about /to her child? Fucking old fart whore!

  47. jamrod

    Umm okay enough about the dress..No one has said one thing about those heinous shoes!!! WTF are those things…are those the flip flops that are supposed to help you tone your thighs and buns by just walking on them..those are fug

  48. IKE

    Who’s the thick chick with Brooke?

  49. “Maybe this is album cover is supposed to be a clever (and sad) statement on media images and lies. Total airbrushing is her Redemption.”

    I’ll knock out a few more drafts…

  50. RtSS

    Look at the last two images… I think I see weener bulge in her/his crotch area.

    Wait for it…

    Wait for it…

    Made you look!

    Still I am just saying, Brooke; babe… Throttle down on the ‘roid dosage. You are not the Hulkster.

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