Brooke Hogan has apparently been accusing her mom of drug use which caused Linda to make a statement that pretty much proves she’s high as shit. OK! Magazine reports:
Linda then responded by saying her daughter had breast implants, among other things, in a letter to Perez Hilton.
“[If] Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father’s lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, [Charley Hill] will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called ‘Redemption’ which will easily surpass any of Brooke’s records sales.”
So, let me get this straight, Brooke is being threatened by the secret musical awesomeness of her mother’s 19-year-old boyfriend who will be forced to stop saving lives in order to teach Brooke a lesson via superior record sales? — Nope. No signs of drug abuse here.
RichPort's Ghost | May 29, 2009 at 12:29 pm
She’s manlier than Adan Lambert, that’s for sure…
azalea | May 29, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Family values hold the country together.
Brick Top | May 29, 2009 at 12:33 pm
You’re always going to have trouble carrying a body in one piece. Best thing to do is chop it up into six pieces, and pile ‘em all together.
Douchebag Pie | May 29, 2009 at 12:36 pm
wow i’d love to pie that dumb biznatch! check out my link, these guys actually get the job done :D
Farles Chu | May 29, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Brooke’s friend is non-beatish, more of her please!
ROUGH daddy | May 29, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Wow, ill bet the farm Linda grilled and feast on the placentas for those kids! How did Hulk decide she was the ONE?
anonymous | May 29, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Awww give Linda a break, it must be hard having 2 loser sons when you’re feuding with your ex and one of your sons accuses you of doing drugs.
eurotrash | May 29, 2009 at 12:48 pm
hmm i guess brooke actually turned out as normal as she possibly could, considering she was raised by this vapid cunt.
jen | May 29, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Keep walking with her Brooke ..next to her you only look slightly manly
Krassy McKrass | May 29, 2009 at 12:50 pm
She looks like a swallower.
Lisa | May 29, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Wow, what a mom. That’s something nice to say to your daughter. I think he is acting about the same age as her boyfriend.
Lisa | May 29, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Wow, what a mom. That’s something nice to say to your daughter. I think she is acting about the same age as her boyfriend.
Good Grief | May 29, 2009 at 12:57 pm
That entire white trash family is nothing but a waste of time and energy. Ass-hats.
russ | May 29, 2009 at 1:01 pm
-ever seen an NFL lineman in a red dress?—— now you have
voracious | May 29, 2009 at 1:10 pm
It was obvious that this bitch was a disloyal piece of crap when they had a personal trainer over on the show and she took his side against her husband after he made a rude comment to the Hulk.
Even if he has cheated on her, to attack your own daughter shows that you are a mean, vindictive evil cunt.
moo | May 29, 2009 at 1:11 pm
fitflops are the secret to her lovely toned legs. puts my questions to rest. I can kinda see her penis bulge in that pic.
Duuude | May 29, 2009 at 1:13 pm
@14… I actually have before this. I don’t really want to talk about it, though.
Stating the Obvious | May 29, 2009 at 1:19 pm
“the secret musical awesomeness of her mother’s 19-year-old boyfriend”
That made my day.
Cindy Lou Who | May 29, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Very Christmas-y dress colors. Maybe Santa will bring them the correct genitalia.
Karri | May 29, 2009 at 1:33 pm
what kind of mother talks this way about her children????
James Green | May 29, 2009 at 1:35 pm
The whole family is nothing but white trash with cash. What a loving mother. Way to set an example.
Famous Plastic | May 29, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Holy crap. That is ridiculous. And pathetic….
Andie | May 29, 2009 at 1:46 pm
@19:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Death2Speidi | May 29, 2009 at 1:57 pm
#19 – I just snorted in my cubicle.
Frito | May 29, 2009 at 1:59 pm
I met Brooke a while back, and she was surprisingly sweet and polite. Sure she has no talent and I’m not exactly sure why she is famous, but she was pretty normal. Her mom is a total bitch for calling her out like that. As a parent you are supposed to be the bigger person. Even if that person is as big as Brooke.
Barney Frank | May 29, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Is there some sort of minimum weight standard for women where Brooke lives?
lulu | May 29, 2009 at 2:25 pm
she looks very good in these pics
Dr Phowstus | May 29, 2009 at 3:02 pm
#27 – You must have a tiny monitor…….. and cataracts.
Poot-Gleam | May 29, 2009 at 3:20 pm
The only ting uglier than Brooke Hogan is a green-dressed friend with the tiny head and thick neck. She looks like a velociraptor.
Cap'n Jack | May 29, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Which one is the mom? I swear this is actually just a picture of my testicles.
Cap'n Jack | May 29, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Which one is the mom? I swear this is actually just a picture of my testicles.
Danklin | May 29, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Really Linda?!?! Your daughter has breast implants? No shit, seriously? Thats some fuckery right there. Shit, i had no idea. Damn you Hogans are a clever bunch.
As for her 19 year old bitch outselling Brooke? Umm, a monkey could do that in its sleep with it’s hands tied behind its back.
EuroNeckPain | May 29, 2009 at 4:08 pm
How come women with such frames consider it pretty to wear tiny colourful cotton dresses ? You can see everything through, the beer gut, the rolls of flesh and the navel. Yuk.
T-Man | May 29, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Did Brooke knock up her friend. I mean, the girl in green is pregnant, right?
vito | May 29, 2009 at 4:35 pm
I’m pretty pissed at myself cuz I think she looks hot!
ROUGH daddy | May 29, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Vito go with your instinct, youre right, every guy on this board would tap that as secretary of their meat rocket!!!!
Matt | May 29, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Who is the shrunken headed beer gut next to her???? Clearly brooke is using the put a 3 next to a 1 and the 3 looks hot system….
Tracy | May 29, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Christ, every time I see her I’m reminded of Alice the Goon from Popeye.
scooterlibby | May 29, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Florida!
The Listener | May 29, 2009 at 5:30 pm
I think Brooke’s pretty hot. I could care less whether her titties are fake or real. I LOVE HER BREASTS.
Charley Kane | May 29, 2009 at 5:49 pm
“no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson”
Well, he hasnt killed anyone, that would make him very different from OJ Simpson.
Against bad moms | May 29, 2009 at 7:40 pm
She sounds like my mother .. “A crazy bitch” You know as a mother she should shut up about her daughter. What kind of mother says unkind things about her daughter? I feel for Brooke… her mom is a crazy bitch. All of the sudden Hulk is so abusive and homicial? When did this happen? She seems like a money grubbing bitch. And I would say Ms. Linda has had her own breast implants…. plus she is old as hell and wears those nasty bikinis. Come you stupid whore …date somebody your own age. You are gross. Leave your daughter alone. She has more common sense than you do. Plus your dick toy is using you for fame. Stupid old lady!
Against bad moms | May 29, 2009 at 7:43 pm
She sounds like my mother .. “A crazy bitch” You know as a mother she should shut up about her daughter. What kind of mother says unkind things about her daughter? I feel for Brooke… her mom is a crazy bitch. All of the sudden Hulk is so abusive and homicial? When did this happen? She seems like a money grubbing bitch. And I would say Ms. Linda has had her own breast implants…. plus she is old as hell and wears those nasty bikinis. Come you stupid whore …date somebody your own age. You are gross. Leave your daughter alone. She has more common sense than you do. Plus your dick toy is using you for fame. Stupid old lady!
blp | May 29, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Must be drunk cuz I’d hit it
Narcissist | May 29, 2009 at 10:57 pm
@ 37 – Yeah, Brooke looks more pleasant than Jennifer McDogfacePreggerGuts there. Pic 2 more pleasant than pic 7, though.
I wonder if Brooke is just an innocent, gigantic little girl caught up in a whirlwind of evil slime beyond her control.
Regarding her “Redemtion” album cover I’m going to risk giving Brooke or whoever too much credit.
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/05/brooke_hogans_new_album_cover.php
Maybe this is supposed to be a clever (and sad) statement.
Unlike Britney or Kowassian, it’s not an photoshopped or airbrushed photograph, it’s NOTHING BUT AIRBRUSH. It’s an airbrush painting of an angel with vaguely Brooke Hoganish features, but more petite and dainty than her.
If it didn’t say “Brooke” on it you’d probably never even associate it with Brooke Hogan.
Well anyway, what was I talking about? It seems unusual for a pop album to make a statement about media images and lies and all that.
More something I would expect from Alanis Morissette or someone more angsty and controversial. Like if you made a painting of Alanis for an album cover, except it wasn’t repulsive.
Fati | May 29, 2009 at 11:30 pm
I think Hulk should make good on that promise having to do with OJ. This woman doesn’t deserve to breathe. How can any mother say something like that about /to her child? Fucking old fart whore!
jamrod | May 29, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Umm okay enough about the dress..No one has said one thing about those heinous shoes!!! WTF are those things…are those the flip flops that are supposed to help you tone your thighs and buns by just walking on them..those are fug
IKE | May 30, 2009 at 12:03 am
Who’s the thick chick with Brooke?
Narcissist | May 30, 2009 at 12:35 am
“Maybe this is album cover is supposed to be a clever (and sad) statement on media images and lies. Total airbrushing is her Redemption.”
I’ll knock out a few more drafts…
RtSS | May 30, 2009 at 2:15 am
Look at the last two images… I think I see weener bulge in her/his crotch area.
Wait for it…
Wait for it…
Made you look!
Still I am just saying, Brooke; babe… Throttle down on the ‘roid dosage. You are not the Hulkster.