Brooke Hogan recently posed for Maxim.com and obviously, there’s been some airbrushing done here. It’s cool, that’s how they roll. But, I’m curious, why not airbrush the chin? I mean, if we’re creating a fantasy where a randy Brooke is stranded on an island, let’s ditch the man-chin and create a believable premise where she’s worthy of rescue/sex in a palm tree. Otherwise, I don’t see myself fashioning a raft for an awkward few minutes night of, “Please don’t look directly at me.”
Photos courtesy of Maxim.com
seriously, stfu. she looks hot in these….much, MUCH better than she’s looked in the past. her tummy is looking especially fit.
i think she looks especially gorgeous in the second one.
Why do I keep getting the graziamo obssessed troll??
How does she look manly or she-male?
yes, she’s related to Hulk Hogan that is a pretty good discription as to why.
If we didn’t know she was related to him, I bet she would be much hotter for the rest of us.
I think das is right. The main reason she is unattractive is because we know she is the fruit of Hulk’s disgusting loins, ick.
You are just lucky FRIST..
They airbrushed her so much that it hardly even looks like her, and yet she’s still ugly.
A bad misrepresentation of her….but the only way she’d ever get into Maxim, which has lowered its standards to bovine levels. I hear that a “new” Britney Spears is planned for a future issue of Maxim…minus her gut, cellulite, and triple chin.
#46 – She looks hot because they airbrushed the ever-loving shit out of her pictures. The last one is so obvious–that beast doesn’t have abs like that.
T-girl.
’nuff said.
Her mouth is lopsided just like Dick Cheney’s. Any familial connections here?
I heard she shot a guy and stole his oil.
There’s nothing wrong with her chin, it’s a great place to rest my balls.
Wow…I knew airbrushing technology had advanced but wow…never did I think my penis would react to hulk hogan with boobs. Amazing!
I agree about the airbrushing thing. I can’t believe they could remove her handlebar moustache with very little sign of it being there in the first place.
why does she have to make the “i ate a poopoo sandwich” face?
To @7, @8, @9, Bang Bang, you mean Brooke Brooke! Brooke you dumb Britney Spears wanna be! At least she can sing and she came up w that look first. I saw you singing at an outside concert once and I swear I thought it was Britney! Imagine how we all laughed when it turned out to be Britney wannabe!Quit trying to defend yourself. Your a loser and your family are all sick! I suspect daddy hits it now and then no? Lil bro destroyed a quality life of a man that did 2 tours in that fukd up country. What has your ugly, stupid, worm of a brother ever do that was productive? To bad he’s not the one with the hole in his head. I only hope his hole in his ass is triple the size of what it used to be after he gets out, and your mom is a stupid, ugly, immature whore. Your look you’ve created for yourself is so 2000! But then the silly Hogans aren’t known for creativity our being unique. Your show is just like the rest of them. So yawn. You can’t sing and your bro has seriously damaged your reputation you may as well come to the conclusion. Your pix in that mag are so ordinary. Please do a quadruple suicide pack and leave this earth a better place than it was before you ideots got here.
I can’t even lie… I’d fuck her!!! But I’d only pretend to like her music.
I’ve never seen such nails on any other “model” and in brooks case I use the term sooo loosly. That look is so-o-o played out! She has no originality, no personality. Those pictures are so empty! And why is she/he only in its teens yet looks like it’s in it’s 30′s? Am I the only one who thinks she’s washed up before she even started? Like anyone would buy her or Alli Lohans albums. Quit riding the more talented family members coat tails girls! It’ll never work.
AND OH YA, THAT FAT A-RAB FUCK-TARD KIM K IS BEING CONSIDERED FOR THE NEW BOND GIRL? PLEASE NO!!! I WILL MAKE EVERYONE IN MY TOWN BOYCOT THAT MOVIE IF THAT TALENTLESS, KNOWN FOR GETTING PISSED ON BY A NIGGER TWIT IS EVER IN THAT OR ANY OTHER MOVIE. THE ONLY MOVIE I WANNA SEE HER IN IS GROSS POTTY PORN. THATS THE ONLY PLACE SHE BELONGS.
This no talent, semi-fugly skank will probably get her own show on “E”
she looks like a roasted pig in a wig. wtf is with all that hideous, fake tanner her useless family insists on wearing??!!!!
ps – fish guy, please stop posting bikini pictures for once; that’s all you seem to be doing these days. you’re getting very boring now. even perez is outshining you now, and that lardass sucks crap! c’mon already!
definitely not ugly but far from maxim-worthy. not denying that she’s fuckable though ..
What the fuck happened to this site????????????!!!!!!!!!!! Two weeks ago you could write a post like #61 in response to #60 and get several LOLeds. Now, all you get is, “I’d fuck her,” “she’s fuckable” “I might fuck her with Jimbo’s dick.” Let’s all go to bed early (except for Binky of course… inside job?) and put on our creativity hats for tomorrow. For example, if Fish posts on Kim Karcrashian tomorrow, don’t post about whether she is fat or not. WHO GIVES A FUCK??? Just figure out a witty way to make shit out of her useless existence.
How about she get those dog tags off her fucking neck.
Seriously, not just because she didn’t earn them herself or as a SO/family member of a military member, but her brother and family continue to disrespect John Graziano who DID earn dog tags and the right to wear them.
Fuck the person who didn’t see that disprespectful faux pas in wardrobe.
Why does everyone say she has a man chin? Is it because of the cleft???
I think it looks fine except for the cleft..
She looks good…imagine what would happen if they started with a hot chick.
Can we call her Butters Hogan?
woman with balls on her chin!
She is a heavy-set woman whose height and body distribution hint at putrid fatness in the future, which she is barely staving off even now, though at present she is quite lovely, at least in these photographs and when she is not set next to someone prettier or normal sized.
She is at the tail-end of her worthiness, so it would be wise to bang her or marry her now, that way when she porks out in a few years you’ll just be the asshole ex, or the asshole ex husband who promised to get a job but then just bought expensive things behind her back by raiding her bank account and then divorced her to acquire half her shit, instead of some tool who stays married to her orangutan self and tries to convince himself that she’s pretty.
She looks like a potential bully, though. Hopefully her arsenal consists only of choreographed slaps, slams, and leg drops that are as fake as her career and personality.
#73.. I agree. Bad taste to have her wearing dog tags like that. Just shows how insensitive this entire family is. All she cares about is showing her tits and trying to grasp any type of publicity she can… obviously it didn’t cross her mind that, GEE.. maybe that isn’t such a good idea since her jerk-off brother just destroyed someone’s life and military career? Douchebag!!!!!
I’m not surprised at all when INCEST-DADDY: hulk hogan wants to fuck his own daughter.
We are a bit used to his LOSER-TRICKS!!
@72 (Teddy bear) don’t tell me what to say…. na na na na na…. MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well i dont think she has fake tits…
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HOT! HOT! HOT!
I can see her penis.
Stop hating on the Hogan’s it’s not there fault they get drunk and put people in comas….wait it sorta is.
Holy Airbrush, Batman!
She is butt-average and my friend Skippy told me she has NASTY flatulence. Couple that with frequent bouts of explosive diarrhea and you got a recipe for unfortunate 69′s. WORD.
SCREW YOU ALL!!! YOU CAN MAKE FUN ABOUT HER CHIN ALL YOU WANT SHE’LL STILL LOOK TENS TIMES BETTER THEN ANY OF YOU LARD ASSES… AND NO I’M NOT ONE OF HER FAMILY MEMEBERS JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS WANNA TALK SHIT AND SAY I AM.
AND ANOTHER THING STOP WITH THE AIRBRUSH COMMENTS… GO TO MAXIM.COM AND WATCH THE DAMN VIDEO OF THE ACTUAL SHOOTING THEIR ON A BEACH THERE IS NO FUCKING AIRBRUSHING….. AND IF BY SOME CHANCE YOU TRASH STILL BELIEVE THAT THERE IS MAY I SUGGEST YOU STOP POSTING ON THESE WEBSITES AND GO GET A FUCKING JOB AND LEAVE THIS GIRL AND HER FAMILY ALONE!!!!!!
How did they do such a good jod of hiding her manliness. Oh right they airbrushed away her penis, adam’s apple, beard, mustach and wild arm hair.
Ah airbrushing the best friend of the ugly, the overated, the manly , the aged, the overly botoxed and the fat.
#89 nikki
How does them being on a beach disprove the fact that airbrushing is involved? It’s fucking Maxim, for heaven’s sake. Of COURSE it’s airbrushed.
Les be friends!
1. lulu
Anyone can have fake boobs and look like a skanky whore. She’s actually got a face and body to back it up, so quit being a jealous bitch.
Her body is too small. I love large women with big fat jello butts like Kim Kardashian.
I think that she is very attractive and seems to be a grounded young lady.
sexy
Dude, I swear, I can ALMOST see her boobs behind her massive fucking chin.
… maxim must have a fantastic touch up artist.
… maxim must have a fantastic touch up artist.