Brooke Hogan seems to be stranded on the beach with an improperly buttoned shirt

June 26th, 2008 // 98 Comments

Brooke Hogan recently posed for Maxim.com and obviously, there’s been some airbrushing done here. It’s cool, that’s how they roll. But, I’m curious, why not airbrush the chin? I mean, if we’re creating a fantasy where a randy Brooke is stranded on an island, let’s ditch the man-chin and create a believable premise where she’s worthy of rescue/sex in a palm tree. Otherwise, I don’t see myself fashioning a raft for an awkward few minutes night of, “Please don’t look directly at me.”

Photos courtesy of Maxim.com
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  1. lulu

    her fake tits are what make her photos. congrats on being so fake, brooke!

  2. nikkk

    My penis is confused

    first

  3. Veenus Envy

    Nice Pics.

  4. veggi

    FIRST you Brookecock suckers!

  5. Hey, fuck it, right? A celebrity hole’s a celebrity hole. That’s what me and my truck-driving buddies always say.

  6. EW

    She’s so ugly. Can’t even be ho with makeup, hair, fake boobs, and airbrushing. The Hogans are disgusting and should quit breeding.

  7. Bang Bang

    You sorry ass loosers know you would bang that in a heartbeat…now onto the comments about how she is fat, or looks like a man, etc. You all wish you were the ones rubbing oil on that. F@gs!

  8. Bang Bang

    You sorry ass loosers know you would bang that in a heartbeat…now onto the comments about how she is fat, or looks like a man, etc. You all wish you were the ones rubbing oil on that. F@gs!

  9. Bang Bang

    You sorry ass loosers know you would bang that in a heartbeat…now onto the comments about how she is fat, or looks like a man, etc. You all wish you were the ones rubbing oil on that. F@gs!

  10. Sam

    The hottest picture is the last one, where she’s about to whip out her cock and shove it down your throat.

  11. I’d fuck her so hard she’d end up with an extra hole.

    oops…sorry, John…

  12. NY Ted

    Junkie-boy Steve Tyler wishes he had a “chin” like Brooke’s…!

    Hell…her tits weigh more then he does…!!

  13. NotANiceRack

    Jeez Brooke, I mean Bang Bang,

    Don’t take it so personally! It’s not her/your fault she/you looks like a man!

    And, no, I wouldn’t bang that in a thousand heartbeats. I prefer women who don’t look like men in wormens clothing.

  14. What idiot at Maxim decided men wanted to see this tranny train wreck?

    #2 & 4 – you both are douche bags.
    #7-9 – you are an idiot. learn how to spell, then how to post only once.

  15. havoc

    Damn….

    Hulk hit that?!?!?

    .

  16. britney's weave

    i’m sure daddy was on set to oil her up and adjust her top when necessary. and maybe even when not necessary.

  17. veggi

    Come on, she’s not that bad. And she’s just about perfect for that one gay fantasy that all guys have hidden away…

  18. Samantha

    sportsdvl, quit being a prick, who gives a shit if they post 2, 3 or even 4 times. I see you posting on here more than anyone else with your stupid ass comments asshole. Let me guess, im a troll, blah, blah, blah, everyones a troll.

  19. J

    Whats with the stupid expression on her face in every photo. When you have a chin like that its not possible to have the sexy sultry look. Tranny should have at least tried to break a smile in some of them, maybe it would have softened her face a bit.

  20. Hulk Hogan Heroes

    Can’t wait till they leak her sex tape.

    It’ll be better than Verne Troyer’s!

  21. nipolian

    Brooke…..you can have the nickname “Hole-gan” for a few more days until your brotha turns 18 and gets introduced to General Pop……then the name is going to be all his.

  22. havoc

    #20.

    Nothing can top Mini Me…..

    That’s just the bestest……

    .

  23. Trover

    If I had a Maxim subscription, I;d cancel it right now. Last time I checked, trannies and he-males are not hawt and I have no desire to look at them. Sorry, Hulk, but Brooke is a he-male complete with a man face and man hands. Ugh.

  24. woodhorse

    She should have posed with the mop head before she did her floors.

  25. Come-Honor-Face

    Those pics are ok, Maxim should have given her a peral necklace though, or i could if she wants

  26. Rachel

    LMAO @ all the lil girlie men trying to bash her! Doesn’t take much to intimidate you “guys.”

  27. Deacon Jones

    “FEELING HOT HOT HOT!!!” (shaking maracas overhead)

  28. Actually #18, I usually post only once for the most part. The rest are trolls. And just as you are entitled to your opinion, no matter how retarded you might be in real life, I am entitled to mine that any loser who is so excited about posting first or who can’t spell and puts up the same illiterate post multiple times are douche bags. Now, please go back to writing fan letters to Brooke Hogan or whatever dull activity you were doing.

  29. Anonymous

    Hey Bang Bang,

    Heard ya the first two times. By the way, it’s spelled “losers”. Not “loosers”. Fucking kids. Get back in class. Recess is over.

  30. Seth

    If her dad’s gonna go to all that trouble to oil up her ass, fine, I’ll ram my rape stick up her pooper, what the hell. If she actually looked this good, I’d ream her ass so long she’d have bloody diarrhea for days.

  31. I already hit it.

  32. Cardinal Ximenez

    I believe they left her jeans on to hide her salami.

  33. Mark

    MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN Chin!

  34. veggi

    I wish her dad would rub something on MY butt. I don’t care how old he is at least he’s B-I-G!!!!! :)

  35. Mike Obxnig

    Why do you guys always degrade women???

    She’s probably a really nice person

  36. brrrraaaaaaaappppp

    …oh dear, excuse me…

    Anyway, did I miss the posting about Heather Locklear going to the looney bin? I guess we don’t want any actual celeb news to get in the way of looking at fake/bad boobs and buns.

  37. NotANiceThing

    Look NotANiceThing…Just because you are a homosexual, doesn’t mean that you have to pressure others to convert to the dark side as well. While Brook might not be the most gorgeous woman by any means, and may indeed have certain masculine characteristics, I’d hate to see the she-hulks that you’ve shagged. My guess is that the only way 99.9% of the jealous pricks on this web site have slept with any woman that ranks better than average or below average was through an escort service–in your case that would be a male escort service. Why don’t you take a trip to Los Angeles and wed your gay lover already you prick!

  38. Boycott People!!!

    BOYCOTT!!! The HOgan’s!! Check out the video of the kid Nick broke in two. You need to see what this family is ignoring!!! Look under Hogan!!! It will make you sick and hopefully make you not want anything Hogan much less this crazy bitch!!!!

  39. Barack Hussein Obama

    When I axe to see her big ol’ white titties, she tay she gonna tell my bitch at home. Michelle gonna fuck my shit up.

  40. Everybody

    “My guess is that the only way 99.9% of the jealous pricks on this web site have slept with any woman that ranks better than average or below average was through an escort service”

    This type of comment always cracks me up. It’s an anonymous comment board, you have no basis to make claims about anybody here, and everybody knows it. This always sounds like a prissy high school girl, with her voice rising to a shrill pitch as she randomly lashes out at people, hoping to hit a target somehow. And everybody just snickers at her, again.

  41. bah

    @35

    why do they degrade themselves by being in maxim?

    for the chance to be interviewed by maxims crack team of journalists? to have an article about them that will surely reveal the inner most layers of their personality, and really, just open them up to their devoted audience on a person to person level, with such award winning interview questions as “where’s the naughtiest place you’ve done ‘it’?

    come the fuck on, bitches be lovin attention.
    and this bitch ain’t shit.

  42. #38 – RIGHT ON!!! I agree 100%.

    Maxim sucks for giving a member of the Hogan family this opportunity to boost her “career” so soon after John Graziano was nearly killed by Nick Hogan. If I were John, I’d have half a mind to sue Maxim.

  43. Actually, except for her chin I think she look ok in these photos. Her makeup isn’t as piled out, and she rocking something other than the trailer trash from hell look.

  44. ky

    you got lazy with the title man… lame…

    she got some nice titties.

  45. MissKitty

    Horrible plastic nails…

  46. ok with it

    Her chin is a bit unfortunate but If she looks manly in these pictures, then I must be gay because I’d definitely hit it. She’s got a sexy body and a decent face.

    #38 & 42 – Why should she be boycotted? She was not driving the car the injured the Grazio guy, and I don’t recall ever reading where she said something as stupid and insensitive as her dad did. Her brother was driving and he’s sitting in an isolation cell right now.

  47. julie

    Hulk is totally jerking it to these pics right now.

  48. J

    Good Christ. Look at her hand in the first photo. It’s freaking HUGE!

  49. Be aggressive!

    #40 I think she means that statisticly it would be very unlikely that every guy on here who is making negative comments about her is some kind of sex god adonis. From a woman’s point of view its very ammusing to imagine some bland joe normal with not a single distinguishing feature venting his frustrations on female celebrities. hahahahahaha! Losers.

  50. a

    jesus christ, the nails on that woman.

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