Brooke Hogan recently posed for Maxim.com and obviously, there’s been some airbrushing done here. It’s cool, that’s how they roll. But, I’m curious, why not airbrush the chin? I mean, if we’re creating a fantasy where a randy Brooke is stranded on an island, let’s ditch the man-chin and create a believable premise where she’s worthy of rescue/sex in a palm tree. Otherwise, I don’t see myself fashioning a raft for an awkward few minutes night of, “Please don’t look directly at me.”
Photos courtesy of Maxim.com
lulu | June 26, 2008 at 5:11 pm
her fake tits are what make her photos. congrats on being so fake, brooke!
nikkk | June 26, 2008 at 5:11 pm
My penis is confused
first
Veenus Envy | June 26, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Nice Pics.
veggi | June 26, 2008 at 5:12 pm
FIRST you Brookecock suckers!
Trott Felipe | June 26, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Hey, fuck it, right? A celebrity hole’s a celebrity hole. That’s what me and my truck-driving buddies always say.
EW | June 26, 2008 at 5:14 pm
She’s so ugly. Can’t even be ho with makeup, hair, fake boobs, and airbrushing. The Hogans are disgusting and should quit breeding.
Bang Bang | June 26, 2008 at 5:14 pm
You sorry ass loosers know you would bang that in a heartbeat…now onto the comments about how she is fat, or looks like a man, etc. You all wish you were the ones rubbing oil on that. F@gs!
Bang Bang | June 26, 2008 at 5:14 pm
You sorry ass loosers know you would bang that in a heartbeat…now onto the comments about how she is fat, or looks like a man, etc. You all wish you were the ones rubbing oil on that. F@gs!
Bang Bang | June 26, 2008 at 5:14 pm
You sorry ass loosers know you would bang that in a heartbeat…now onto the comments about how she is fat, or looks like a man, etc. You all wish you were the ones rubbing oil on that. F@gs!
Sam | June 26, 2008 at 5:14 pm
The hottest picture is the last one, where she’s about to whip out her cock and shove it down your throat.
Jimbo | June 26, 2008 at 5:16 pm
I’d fuck her so hard she’d end up with an extra hole.
oops…sorry, John…
NY Ted | June 26, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Junkie-boy Steve Tyler wishes he had a “chin” like Brooke’s…!
Hell…her tits weigh more then he does…!!
NotANiceRack | June 26, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Jeez Brooke, I mean Bang Bang,
Don’t take it so personally! It’s not her/your fault she/you looks like a man!
And, no, I wouldn’t bang that in a thousand heartbeats. I prefer women who don’t look like men in wormens clothing.
sportsdvl | June 26, 2008 at 5:24 pm
What idiot at Maxim decided men wanted to see this tranny train wreck?
#2 & 4 – you both are douche bags.
#7-9 – you are an idiot. learn how to spell, then how to post only once.
havoc | June 26, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Damn….
Hulk hit that?!?!?
.
britney's weave | June 26, 2008 at 5:27 pm
i’m sure daddy was on set to oil her up and adjust her top when necessary. and maybe even when not necessary.
veggi | June 26, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Come on, she’s not that bad. And she’s just about perfect for that one gay fantasy that all guys have hidden away…
Samantha | June 26, 2008 at 5:30 pm
sportsdvl, quit being a prick, who gives a shit if they post 2, 3 or even 4 times. I see you posting on here more than anyone else with your stupid ass comments asshole. Let me guess, im a troll, blah, blah, blah, everyones a troll.
J | June 26, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Whats with the stupid expression on her face in every photo. When you have a chin like that its not possible to have the sexy sultry look. Tranny should have at least tried to break a smile in some of them, maybe it would have softened her face a bit.
Hulk Hogan Heroes | June 26, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Can’t wait till they leak her sex tape.
It’ll be better than Verne Troyer’s!
nipolian | June 26, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Brooke…..you can have the nickname “Hole-gan” for a few more days until your brotha turns 18 and gets introduced to General Pop……then the name is going to be all his.
havoc | June 26, 2008 at 5:41 pm
#20.
Nothing can top Mini Me…..
That’s just the bestest……
.
Trover | June 26, 2008 at 5:41 pm
If I had a Maxim subscription, I;d cancel it right now. Last time I checked, trannies and he-males are not hawt and I have no desire to look at them. Sorry, Hulk, but Brooke is a he-male complete with a man face and man hands. Ugh.
woodhorse | June 26, 2008 at 5:42 pm
She should have posed with the mop head before she did her floors.
Come-Honor-Face | June 26, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Those pics are ok, Maxim should have given her a peral necklace though, or i could if she wants
Rachel | June 26, 2008 at 5:45 pm
LMAO @ all the lil girlie men trying to bash her! Doesn’t take much to intimidate you “guys.”
Deacon Jones | June 26, 2008 at 5:45 pm
“FEELING HOT HOT HOT!!!” (shaking maracas overhead)
sportsdvl | June 26, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Actually #18, I usually post only once for the most part. The rest are trolls. And just as you are entitled to your opinion, no matter how retarded you might be in real life, I am entitled to mine that any loser who is so excited about posting first or who can’t spell and puts up the same illiterate post multiple times are douche bags. Now, please go back to writing fan letters to Brooke Hogan or whatever dull activity you were doing.
Anonymous | June 26, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Hey Bang Bang,
Heard ya the first two times. By the way, it’s spelled “losers”. Not “loosers”. Fucking kids. Get back in class. Recess is over.
Seth | June 26, 2008 at 5:59 pm
If her dad’s gonna go to all that trouble to oil up her ass, fine, I’ll ram my rape stick up her pooper, what the hell. If she actually looked this good, I’d ream her ass so long she’d have bloody diarrhea for days.
BigBoneDaddy | June 26, 2008 at 5:59 pm
I already hit it.
Cardinal Ximenez | June 26, 2008 at 6:00 pm
I believe they left her jeans on to hide her salami.
Mark | June 26, 2008 at 6:03 pm
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN Chin!
veggi | June 26, 2008 at 6:03 pm
I wish her dad would rub something on MY butt. I don’t care how old he is at least he’s B-I-G!!!!! :)
Mike Obxnig | June 26, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Why do you guys always degrade women???
She’s probably a really nice person
brrrraaaaaaaappppp | June 26, 2008 at 6:07 pm
…oh dear, excuse me…
Anyway, did I miss the posting about Heather Locklear going to the looney bin? I guess we don’t want any actual celeb news to get in the way of looking at fake/bad boobs and buns.
NotANiceThing | June 26, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Look NotANiceThing…Just because you are a homosexual, doesn’t mean that you have to pressure others to convert to the dark side as well. While Brook might not be the most gorgeous woman by any means, and may indeed have certain masculine characteristics, I’d hate to see the she-hulks that you’ve shagged. My guess is that the only way 99.9% of the jealous pricks on this web site have slept with any woman that ranks better than average or below average was through an escort service–in your case that would be a male escort service. Why don’t you take a trip to Los Angeles and wed your gay lover already you prick!
Boycott People!!! | June 26, 2008 at 6:09 pm
BOYCOTT!!! The HOgan’s!! Check out the video of the kid Nick broke in two. You need to see what this family is ignoring!!! Look under Hogan!!! It will make you sick and hopefully make you not want anything Hogan much less this crazy bitch!!!!
Barack Hussein Obama | June 26, 2008 at 6:11 pm
When I axe to see her big ol’ white titties, she tay she gonna tell my bitch at home. Michelle gonna fuck my shit up.
Everybody | June 26, 2008 at 6:16 pm
“My guess is that the only way 99.9% of the jealous pricks on this web site have slept with any woman that ranks better than average or below average was through an escort service”
This type of comment always cracks me up. It’s an anonymous comment board, you have no basis to make claims about anybody here, and everybody knows it. This always sounds like a prissy high school girl, with her voice rising to a shrill pitch as she randomly lashes out at people, hoping to hit a target somehow. And everybody just snickers at her, again.
bah | June 26, 2008 at 6:19 pm
@35
why do they degrade themselves by being in maxim?
for the chance to be interviewed by maxims crack team of journalists? to have an article about them that will surely reveal the inner most layers of their personality, and really, just open them up to their devoted audience on a person to person level, with such award winning interview questions as “where’s the naughtiest place you’ve done ‘it’?
come the fuck on, bitches be lovin attention.
and this bitch ain’t shit.
FRIST!!! | June 26, 2008 at 6:20 pm
#38 – RIGHT ON!!! I agree 100%.
Maxim sucks for giving a member of the Hogan family this opportunity to boost her “career” so soon after John Graziano was nearly killed by Nick Hogan. If I were John, I’d have half a mind to sue Maxim.
Zukyia | June 26, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Actually, except for her chin I think she look ok in these photos. Her makeup isn’t as piled out, and she rocking something other than the trailer trash from hell look.
ky | June 26, 2008 at 6:27 pm
you got lazy with the title man… lame…
she got some nice titties.
MissKitty | June 26, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Horrible plastic nails…
ok with it | June 26, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Her chin is a bit unfortunate but If she looks manly in these pictures, then I must be gay because I’d definitely hit it. She’s got a sexy body and a decent face.
#38 & 42 – Why should she be boycotted? She was not driving the car the injured the Grazio guy, and I don’t recall ever reading where she said something as stupid and insensitive as her dad did. Her brother was driving and he’s sitting in an isolation cell right now.
julie | June 26, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Hulk is totally jerking it to these pics right now.
J | June 26, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Good Christ. Look at her hand in the first photo. It’s freaking HUGE!
Be aggressive! | June 26, 2008 at 6:46 pm
#40 I think she means that statisticly it would be very unlikely that every guy on here who is making negative comments about her is some kind of sex god adonis. From a woman’s point of view its very ammusing to imagine some bland joe normal with not a single distinguishing feature venting his frustrations on female celebrities. hahahahahaha! Losers.
a | June 26, 2008 at 6:47 pm
jesus christ, the nails on that woman.