Brooke Hogan’s friend slept with Hulk

March 11th, 2008 // 53 Comments

Apparently Brooke Hogan’s friend Christiane Plante slept with Hulk Hogan while he was separated from Linda. Christiane came clean to the National Enquirer – for a chunk of change. Brooke is none too happy about it and vented her feelings on her MySpace blog, according to Page Six:

“I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friend’s famous father . . . I think we’re all seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together.”

Here’s what Christiane said to the National Enquirer about her fling with the Hulkster:

“My relationship with Terry [Bollea, Hogan's real name] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed,” Plante said. “Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong.
“Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions,” Plante added. “I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”

Neither Brooke’s entry nor Christiane’s Enquirer story are online anymore so somebody’s lawyers had a field day with this news. I’m pretty sure the Hulk banged this Christiane chick. Mostly because he’s awesome, but also because he got tired of doing a female version of himself. Which is unfortunate because any guy that dates Brooke will have to do a lady Hulk as well. I mean, seriously, I just now noticed the chin. It took me a while on account of the boobies, but I persevered for the sake of journalistic integrity. Eat it, Bob Woodward.

Photos: Getty Images

  1. jstunnah

    brooke looks pretty awesome in these pics

    i wanna see what her so called “friend” that slept w/ hulk looks like…becuz he is so NOT an attractive man

  2. herpisaurus

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  3. Lonely Old Woman

    Oh, and by the way – Yes. It is 12:19, I am here in my apt. alone and I am on this site.

    I’m old, I’m high, I’m single and desperate and I’ll never have kids because no one wants to fuck me. There, you happy? For fuckssake man, it’s whatever you want to call it.

    Now that we’re past that…
    Does this chick actually have the last name Loose? Who the fuck is she? Ah well, no reason necessary for showing tits, I suppose.

  4. havoc

    Can anyone tell me what herpes actually is?


  5. absolute2

    She looks damn hot. It is said she is dating a youngg billionaire on millionaire&celeb dating site “” now. Her profile and photos were found on that site last week.

  6. Bigo

    She looks pretty, that dress fits her nicely

  7. fergernauster

    “I think we’re all seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together.”

    How tired is this shit…? Damn, chix can be so dumb.

    Blame your sunburnt, steroidal papa-clown-ass-bitch as well, Brooke, for it takes TWO to tangle, my love.

    P.S. – Happy b’day, FRIST!

  8. BooHoo

    So, what’s the big deal if they were separated??? (We were on a BREAK!)
    Linda Hogan screwed the Hulkster so she could get money, get fat, and not have to work, and he screwed someone because she looked and felt like an actual female. This is news??? Boo Hoo, Brooke! Worried that all Daddy’s money will now be spent on your friend and not you any longer????? Worried you and Mommy won’t have any more of Daddy’s money for more plastic surgery????? Don’t be pissed at your friend for being there for your Father when you weren’t! CRY BABY

  9. OutRunner1

    This reminds me of the time that the Enquirer exposed my affair with She-Hulk… To set the record straight 1) I approacher her, 2) she’s a tender lover, 3) my willy was chafed for a week.

    All worth it.

  10. havoc

    Her profile was on WealthyRomance .com, but she was brutally raped and beaten because they don’t screen their subscribers…..

    Also, if anyone goes to that website, a virus will automatically download onto you computer…..


  11. veggi

    4- haha havoc.

    It appears that #2 is Paris’ high school health class mid term report. She certainly knows her shit!!

    and who the FUCK would fuck the hulk?????? ak. vomit.

  12. haha

    i think this is the first time brooke ACTUALLY looks like a woman and not a man! way to goooo!

  13. jennifer69

    I think Christiane Plante found Hulk Hogan on the site m

  14. Poonmoon

    Wow this tranny is verry pretty. Post-op or pre-op? This bitch could be so hot is she wasn’t sa damn thick and manly. No matter how fluffy the hair, girly the dress is, pretty the face is, big the fake brestesses are, she will always have a thick MANLY look to her. And who would have thunk it looking at her parents. Her dad “Hulk” is very unmanly and unthick and unmuscular and his wife She-Hulk is so girly dainty and sooooo unmanly.

    Poor skank she didn’t have a shot in hell of being feminine. The only thing she can do know is get an eating disorder and pray her body starts eating her muscles.

    P.S. Poonmoon (it’s the new rage, Britney and Lindsay did it… now YOU)

  15. D. Richards (Unoriginal.)

    I’m surprised that Hulk’s tiny-little cock still works after three decades worth of steroid abuse.

    He probably had to finger her off. No, Hulk definately fucked the girl with his atrophied stick legs. Or maybe, Hogan bored her to orgasm. I don’t know.

  16. mike

    @3 Where do you live? I will come over and fuck you?

  17. Sambo the Ass Pirate

    “I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friend’s famous father…”

    i’m pretty sure that was precisely the point, brooke.

  18. LL

    Thanks for the herpes info, but I think it should really be on MySpace. Apparently, that’s where all the father-banging skanks and their friends hang out.

    That whole goddamned family are a bunch of tanorexic freaks. Brooke actually looks OK in the pics above (obvious hair extensions and all), but she’s gonna look old and busted within 5 years, if not a little sooner. Nice rack, though.

  19. poonmoon

    #17. Exactly. Jebus Murphy the girl ain’t bright.

    P.S. Poonmoon (it’s the new rage, Britney and Lindsay did it… now YOU)

  20. canyass

    If I was one of Brooke’s friends I’d just sleep with Brooke and then I’d tell the enquirer she has a penis. I wonder how much money you get for celebrity hemaphrodite outings?

  21. Holly

    She redefines the standard for “big-boned”

  22. RENEE

    This girl just tries way too damn hard. She would probably look better (and ironically, less masculine) if she just went with the more natural look instead of always being so dolled up. It makes her look like an old, run down tranny

  23. deacon jones

    God, I would suck her tits for hours……then mouth fuck her of course

  24. lipper

    She is Bonnie Tyler’s love child with Hulk Hogan! I KNEW there was something about her that looked familiar. The HAIR is even the same.

  25. Auntie Kryst

    “Christiane” how do you pronounce that fucked up Hollywood name?

    PS, The Hulkster is a narcissist. It’s also Frist’s birthday, cheers!

  26. Vince Lombardi

    *fade in on a tight closeup of a bleached Fu Manchu mustache under a perpetually bent and swollen (albeit nicely tanned) nose , then pull camera back to reveal Terry Bollea as “Hulk Hogan.”*

    @2 – Well, let me tell ya sumpthin’, brotherrrr….. the Hulkster and all his lil’ Hulkamaniacs aren’t afraid of a little super bug like herpes, duuude! ‘Cuz there’s nothin’ herpes can do when the Hulkster unleashes his massive pythons, brotherrrr… then rips off his shirt and exposes his tanned godlike physique and poses just before deliverin’ the big leg drop, brotherrrrr….! What’s a little microbe like herpes gonna dooo….? WHATCHA GONNA DOOOOO….??

    *exit flexing*

    *fade to black*

  27. sharpeidude

    “So watcha gonna do??? When the Hulkster and the largest arms in the world go fisting on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


  28. mike

    @23 Deacon, do you even know how to do that? Or did you just hear it in some gay porn movie you were watching?

  29. deadbitch

    she actually looks really pretty here, I gotta give her that. Shame she has such an attention whore friend and a slut for a dad.

  30. who in the whole world would sleep with hulk hogan? for crying out lound – ugh. add the fact that he was her friend’s dad, and this piece of garbage just let the world know what a loser she is.

  31. Prudence


    Typical guy watching too much porn.

    Get a life!

  32. Chuckle Head



  33. Dr. Ben Casey


    So women; if a guy has a cold sore on his mouth; do not let him give you oral and don’t kiss him too.

    And if he has a scab or sore on his cock; don’t give him oral and do not have unprotected sex with him. He might try to tell you that he scraped his cock but do not trust him.

  34. Well, I live down in Tampa, so there’s been pretty good coverage of the Hogans this past year, everything from Brooke’s stuff, Nicks crash, and Linda and Hulk’s divorce…

    On the radio they were talking about this, and apparently the friend is much older, 33, i think, and they became friends when they worked together on Brooke’s CD.

    Christiane contacted TMZ and told them that she did not go to the Enquirer and sell her story, but that someone else had given them information.

    Also, Christiane had given Brooke a letter explaining and apologizing for what happened, only a few days before the story was leaked.

    Knowing all that I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Brooke was the one who tipped the Enquirer off to the affair and sold the details to them. It’s a sad, sick thing to say, but I wouldn’t put it past this girl.

  35. I don’t care how much press it got…there is not enough alcohol in the world to get me drunk enough to do the Hulkster. Ick.

  36. so2315

    Looks Doable. . . . .BROTHER!!!!!!

  37. A

    she has great thickness

  38. Awww, man. I thought it was going to be the INCREDIBLE Hulk. That would have been such a better story….

  39. Nikky Raney

    do we get to see a picture of this friend?
    brooke looks cute by the way,

  40. Something to make you smile.

    Check it out :-)

  41. Nikky Raney

    why is there a comment all about herpes?

  42. Funny

    Something to make you smile.

    Check it out :-)

  43. herpiesauraus

    #41. Because all celebrities are diseased WHORES. What are you “special” or sumthin’?

  44. Janine

    Wow, her hairdo is straight out of 1992, and she looks about 43 years old! She needs to stop taking fashion advice from her mom and she never should have gotten implants, it just makes her look even more trashy.

  45. E

    Old news. This story broke out 2 weeks ago!!! You’re just now posting?

  46. Enigma

    “Boo hoo, my daddy slept with my friend.”

    It happens everyday, chins. Maybe you should bone her dad and get revenge. I’d encourage that.

  47. Tarl

    I’d HIT it

  48. Grace

    She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “”
    last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.If you come to “”,you will find cute girl or rich,handsome man.It is true,come on!

  49. catchy tune

    hey Grace, suck my big cock you motherfucker spammer!!!

  50. Laurel

    How old is she again???….She’s looking 40ish here. I good lookin’ 40 but still.

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