Brooke Hogan was spotted poolside in her bikini at a Miami hotel yesterday. While normally Brooke Hogan’s freakishly dude-like chin frightens and confuses me, she looks surprisingly do-able in these photos. Maybe it’s because her boobies are all asunder and they’ve been photographed from a safe distance. Kind of like how I’d have sex with Brooke Hogan: from 50 yards away and through the eye of a camera. While you do the math on that one, doesn’t Brooke look like a frightened manatee trying to return to sea in this shot? Someone should make a children’s movie about her. It could be like Free Willy except with more man-face.
Photos: INFdaily.com
Okay! Once I fucked this chick that was over six-feet tall. I was drunk! I drunk-fucked a giant. It happens. Anyways, I noticed the size of the girl’s vagina and asshole as being monsterous. They were huge! What I’m getting at; my point, is that Brooke has a gigantic colon, and takes huge dumps.
Could you imagine being on the receiving end of one of Brooke Hogan’s night-before chile relleno Mexican food turd-baths?! Some women, yes. Brooke.. Ugh..
Wow! I mean… wow! She really is not a skinny. I like her body… http://www.spymac.com/details/?2309884
she’s got huge, gross man feet!
she’s got huge, gross man feet!
dude. the girl’s her father’s daughter. spitting image. the reason she’s usually fugly is cus she puts on make up like a clown whore.
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I’d pee in her butt.
What a stunner!!! I’ve seen her on http://www.uniformedmatch.com
LMAO @ Victor – what a tool. I saw him on http://www.ispamuselessurls.com/andexpectpeopletovisitthem
Tool.
Oh yea, this chick is hotness. Never heard of her before. If she sings like Brittney i’ll pass on hearing her music. And what the fuck does “i’d pee in her butt” even mean!? Weirdest comment ever…
From all of that tanning, in 5 years she’s gonna look just like her shipwrecked beast of a mother. And her Dad is probably going to to fuck her. Ewwww. I just grossed myself out at the thought of the Hulk hitting his daughter. Now you think of it. Oh Brother! Oh Brother! That is what he’d shout when he was doing it.
God I’m disgusting.
from the backside i would. reachin round for some titty.
lol Aniexo get with the times. Britt is fat, bald, and insane.
lol Aniexo get with the times. Britt is fat, bald, and insane.
lol Aniexo get with the times. Britt is fat, bald, and insane.
She looks good. But she still has a butter face!
Anyone who said Brooke needs to lose weight is insane. I’m by no means a fan, (what is there to be a fan OF?), but I can state the obvious: her body is pretty amazing. Thin, toned, and curvy. She obviously did get implants though, which is irritating. Can’t even ONE “star” stay away from the knife?
goddamn brooke. is it possible for her to not suck it in 24/7?
How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site http://www.muslimonly.com/i/registration.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby… if it is true!
COME ON GUYS! If you don’t think she’s SMOKIN hot, you’re blind, dead, or gay!
All those haters out there wish they were banging a girl as hot as her! I bet the ones who wrote the harshest comments are the fattest virgins on the blog!
Yes, she definitely does have fake tits. Notice how they don’t move no matter what position she is in? It must be nice to be Hulk’s daughter!
#14 that made me laugh thanks
She’s Hot alright! But isn’t she just 17 now? I guess the Boob jobs are reaching the High school gals now…
She’s Hot alright! But isn’t she just 17 now? I guess the Boob jobs are reaching the High school gals now…
She STILL looks like an angry bull dyke.
That’s one big Amazon carpet-muncher…
I love that bikini!!! I wander were she got it. I could use that for one of my fashon shows.
It was said this guy just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on http://www.interracialsingleonline.com so man fans show so much interesting to him there? i may go to check it…
I would fuck her she turns me on how can I hook up with that damn!!!
Let’s be real here. Brook is not thick, fat or overweight so quit hating on her cause she looks better then most of you and has a better body and tits then most of you. It’s called jealousy and it’s not attractive, so grow up and get real.
Dude, like, her feet are bigger than mine!! And, you know what that means…
She’s gorgeous! http://www.spymac.com/details/?2315566
she looks amazing!
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MRS QUAN, SHE LOOK A LIKE A MAN……NOT ANYMORE, BROOKE IS LOOKING HOT THESE DAYS. HOOOOOOORRAAHH!!!!
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mmmm, when did she get implants? those are obviously not hers.
look like hulkster sprang for some new fake tits. she still looks like a tranny with ass chin to me.
Whatever u say man.. i cant wait to take off that fucking 2 piece and bang her till she faints man.. just fuck the shit out of her.. Man her boobies!!! yuummmm !!and her tummy liick lick.. think i m drooling
BROOKE I THINK YOU HAVE THE MOST
SENOUS FEET I HAVE EVER SEEN
WHAT IS YOUR HEEL SIZE..
BROOKE I THINK YOU HAVE THE MOST
SENOUS FEET I HAVE EVER SEEN
WHAT IS YOUR HEEL SIZE..
She makes my c&^ck hard.
not the best looking girl around, but i sure would not turn down the chance to lick that snatch, then bend her over the sofa and ride that ass to town. bet she’s one helluva of fuck when daddy’s not around. bet she’s a screamer!! i wouldn’t mind spunking her ass!!!
I would f the s out her. her face may not be all that and she might be dumb as hell. but what a that got to do with her pussy? she got a nice ass body.
ride what ass? For such a big chick she is lacking in the back department
she’s doing fine in the fake looking implants department tho
haha I hope you guys are kidding, i would beat that up. No questions asked
Great body and a very sexy tummy and bellybutton