Brooke Hogan’s body looking sweet and even non-manly – What?!

November 26th, 2007 // 149 Comments
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Brooke Hogan was spotted poolside in her bikini at a Miami hotel yesterday. While normally Brooke Hogan’s freakishly dude-like chin frightens and confuses me, she looks surprisingly do-able in these photos. Maybe it’s because her boobies are all asunder and they’ve been photographed from a safe distance. Kind of like how I’d have sex with Brooke Hogan: from 50 yards away and through the eye of a camera. While you do the math on that one, doesn’t Brooke look like a frightened manatee trying to return to sea in this shot? Someone should make a children’s movie about her. It could be like Free Willy except with more man-face.

Photos: INFdaily.com
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  1. Binky

    Well ok – her mom and dad just filed for divorce so I’d have to say…nice bikini.
    Oh.Ok.
    And 9/11 was an inside job.

  2. Ted from LA

    #20,
    Apparently I’m not an honest man troll.

  3. EvilOne1

    Not only would I hit I would suck on her size 12 feet, and then, I would give a big leg drop Hulkster style to reminder who the boss is.

  4. nice tits, right? I haven’t really paid attention to her before, but they look pretty perfect in these pictures. Really nice body.

    Several days ago, I saw some of her pictures on http://www.casualpal.com, I’d say, they weren’t look like these ones. These are perfect. Sweet girl~~

  5. Sheva

    Definitely plowable.

  6. gtromba59

    That is one attractive, healthy and statuesque young woman. What a difference from those goddamned emaciated runway models wearing the size 0 garbage designed by these gay sick bastards who really hate women.

    Brooke personifies the dream girl I would have loved to “get to know” when I was her age. Not these sick, arrogant, diva bitches that everyone now idolizes.

  7. kitty_kat

    She has a very nice figure. She just wears ridiculously unflattering clothes, thats all.

  8. Disco

    Dude,
    is this a travesti bar?

    - peace ;)

  9. Roflcer of the Lawl

    Brooke is fucking hot and always has been.

  10. sunshine

    #17 LayDeeBug, you are hilarious. Short bus kids, I am laughing myself silly.

  11. sunshine

    #17 LayDeeBug, you are hilarious. Short bus kids, I am laughing myself silly.

  12. cousinfred

    One LARGE piece of woman! Makes me wonder who would win in a knock down drag out – Brooke or Xena? What if they stopped wrestling right in the middle of it and start making out? Would you buy tickets?

  13. josselin

    How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.com.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby… if it is true!

  14. Ted from LA

    I’ll bet she has more lint in her belly button than my clothes dryer has after drying a large load of towels.

  15. Brooke

    She is a man in a bikini. All you guys jerking it to picture’s of her are gay. Admit it.

  16. LaDrones

    Let’s not get carried away….

  17. tc

    I reckon she shaves her cunt, by the looks of the main picture.

    In the last picture, from the looks on her face, she is taking it up the ass from the invisible man.

  18. abdomtv

    hot hot hot hot!!!!

  19. dobbie

    beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site sugarmommymeet.com you know it is a site for rich women to seek sexy guys.. i guess it might be a joke on her!

  20. dr. plastico

    I know the plastic surgeon who upgraded her top and removed the hair around her penis.

  21. SysRq

    a taller version of Brittny
    . . .
    trailerpark

  22. SysRq

    speaking if trash

    WTF is with this site!!!

    is FISH suplimenting income with all the CRAP www. sites on here
    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  23. SysRq

    * (of)

  24. Ript1&0

    I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it you know.

  25. jessy568974

    Spice girls? What a joke! seems someone PSed her photos to some nude photos and uploaded to the famous rich men seeking affair club sugarcupid.com. And all these photos are telling she is looking for sugar daddies. It should be a joke on her!

  26. jessy568974

    Spice girls? What a joke! seems someone PSed her photos to some nude photos and uploaded to the famous rich men seeking affair club sugarcupid.com. And all these photos are telling she is looking for sugar daddies. It should be a joke on her!

  27. jessy568974

    Spice girls? What a joke! seems someone PSed her photos to some nude photos and uploaded to the famous rich men seeking affair club sugarcupid.com. And all these photos are telling she is looking for sugar daddies. It should be a joke on her!

  28. jessy568974

    Spice girls? What a joke! seems someone PSed her photos to some nude photos and uploaded to the famous rich men seeking affair club sugarcupid.com. And all these photos are telling she is looking for sugar daddies. It should be a joke on her!

  29. SysRq

    proof above
    WTF FISH???
    this site is full of cheap dotcom ads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Narcissist

    Huh! The earlier picture frightened me (guy impersonating Ashlee Simpson in a Dollar Store dress), but I guess she looks pretty good from across a football field.

    I wonder if Aaron Carter received compensation for being around her, although I don’t guess that was on the reality show. Maybe it was some kind of Lou Pearlman promotional deal.

    Pic 11 – that girls head in the bottom corner is throwing off my depth perception. Looks like she should be about 10 feet behind Brooke.

    Some of these little ads for shit sites appear to be written by someone who lives in the Middle East. Or Japan.

    All Your Shit Sites Are Belong To Us.

  31. D R Hop

    #54 yep..she looks pretty sweet, but her fun bags have definitely got bigger all of a sudden..damn nice job though..some of them really screw the boob job thing up..there’s hope for her yet

  32. Mary

    Nope, still looks like a man. She’s not fat, actually she’s pretty fit, it’s just that without her boobs she’d look pretty scary. And that hair color is just terrible.

  33. LayDeeBug

    Not much of a face (specially that pointy honker) but the body, in my opinion is perfect. Nice waist, nice tummy, nice young natch boobies, nice coolie. Really nice amazonian body. But her face……

  34. ph245

    i would like to do a sex with her

  35. D. Richards

    Fuck that shit.. Brooke’s still the size of a man, and still made of-part Hulk. Not sexy. Not fun.

  36. scott fornauf

    I’d eat it, hit it, and otherwise tear it up.

  37. BaconMessiah

    Thats a dude

  38. swine

    Everybody’s got their own opinions, but personally I find her do-able.

  39. Bigheadmike

    She looks hot hot hot.

  40. FACE

    Wonder if she has ever even seen 10 inches of hard throbbing black cock?

  41. Mork

    I would fuck the hell out of this dumb bitch. She is probably a wild cat in bed.
    WOOOOOO!!!!

  42. brian d

    she looks like a disgusting tranny, just like her nasty mother. And look at those fucking man feet!!!

  43. 101

    That’s a HUUUGE bitch!!!

  44. Radar

    She is a man. Stop all the other comments about ‘doing’ her. That just means you are ghey if you find men like her attractive.

  45. zz

    Oh man, I see fake tits for sure.

    But honestly, she’s a looker. She isn’t stick skinny, and she’s tone. Perfecto.

  46. Whatcha gonna do when the Human Growth Hormone runs wild on you???

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