Brooke Hogan: Genetics’ punching bag
Here’s Brooke Hogan shopping in Miami yesterday and it’s painfully obvious this girl’s not going to age well. I mean, Christ, she’s only 20, and I already confused her for her 49-year-old mom Linda. That can’t be good. — Unless you’re Hulk Hogan then it’s pretty much exactly how you planned it. High five, brotha!