Here’s Brooke Hogan shopping in Miami yesterday and it’s painfully obvious this girl’s not going to age well. I mean, Christ, she’s only 20, and I already confused her for her 49-year-old mom Linda. That can’t be good. — Unless you’re Hulk Hogan then it’s pretty much exactly how you planned it. High five, brotha!
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Que | March 31, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Que grande.
Brooke Hogan | March 31, 2009 at 12:13 pm
I’ll snap those tiny dicks that hide under your disgusting hairy beer bellies, you fuckin worthless low-paid slobs.
db | March 31, 2009 at 12:17 pm
So who do you think has a more cavernous gash– Brooke or Celine Dion?
Gert Helsen | March 31, 2009 at 12:20 pm
She has breast on her chin!!
Kaiser | March 31, 2009 at 12:20 pm
She’s disgusting. But hey, I slapped the ham for bitches, that were much uglier. In the dark, you don’t see her dick anyway. So let’s do her. Or her mum.
Fish smells like fish. Even old ones.
Rough Daddy | March 31, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Please! Id tap that harder than the Hulkster!
RichPort's Ghost | March 31, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Hey, at least she has nice fat natural tits to compliment her shape and… what’s that? Oh…
Nick Hogan | March 31, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Brooke has a cunt so cavernous you’ll think you’re fucking John Graziano’s forehead.
Brimmer | March 31, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I’d hit in and quit it.
Sportsdvl | March 31, 2009 at 12:30 pm
That bitch is only 20yrs old? My God, she does look 40 Fish. That is freakin’ scary.
devilsrain | March 31, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I thought that was her mom too. This girl is in trouble. Lohan genes
Jimmy Jim | March 31, 2009 at 12:32 pm
nice one nick hogan, you win internet.
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 12:32 pm
She looks like Cameron Diaz on roids
Andrio | March 31, 2009 at 12:34 pm
I dunno, if she met me and thought I was super hot, I dunno…it might be fascinating to experience being raped.
Posh | March 31, 2009 at 12:36 pm
White people age sooo horribly.
Nancy | March 31, 2009 at 12:38 pm
In just a few years she’ll have a constant hunchback and boobs that she tucks into her belt.
RichPort's Ghost | March 31, 2009 at 12:38 pm
#14 – There’s two “ifs” and a “might” there… surely you respect your junk more than that…
Lain | March 31, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Her fake tits look very real. Congrats to her surgeon!
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/hogan_boobs.jpg
GuyHolly | March 31, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Her tits are heading south in a hurry.
ch474 | March 31, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Cameron Diaz on ‘roids … c’mon that’s funny!
Step 1, wear a bra. Step 2, go back to school and get an education ‘cuz your “career” is over. Hope you invested your money well.
Gando | March 31, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Don’t get in a fight with this chick! Nice sandals though!
Monkey's Bone | March 31, 2009 at 12:43 pm
With all the money this Man-Snatch has, you would think she would buy something better to walk on than $2.39 thongs for christs sake.
W is for Whatever | March 31, 2009 at 12:43 pm
15–yeah, but at least we stick around long enough to acutally age, as opposed to shooting each other in drive bys when we’re fucking 12 or stroking out because of “The Sugar” when we’re 30. Juss sayin.
Shoopy | March 31, 2009 at 12:45 pm
I don’t even like boobs but I would have sex with her if I could look at the poster of her dad on the wall above my head board and if that got boring I could look at my Mario Lopez poster.
Darth | March 31, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Surprised! Her boobs don’t look fake!
Shoopy | March 31, 2009 at 12:47 pm
I wished she looked more like Hayden Panettieri.
shoopy | March 31, 2009 at 12:48 pm
I dont even like boobs unless they are on Hayden Panettiere.
geez | March 31, 2009 at 12:48 pm
damn, american girls are so ugly
shoopy | March 31, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I wish Hayden Panettiere looked more like Mario Lopez
Rhialto | March 31, 2009 at 12:52 pm
She needs those bodyguards to carry her shoppingbags!?
weaselspeed | March 31, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Thankgod im hotter than she is ::drinks airport beer:: SERIOUSLY… if she asked me how old i thought she was I would have to say at LEAST 35 +
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 1:02 pm
31-are you in some kind of weird Hotter Than You competition with Brooke Hogan or something? *sips fucking tap water* and any reason why you mention you’re drinking beer at an airport?
WAIT…I get it! You think you’re wonderful! Is that it? I think that’s it.
db | March 31, 2009 at 1:03 pm
“She looks like Cameron Diaz on roids”
ding ding ding ding…. we have a winner
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Hundreds of French workers take bosses hostage (CNN)
Gee, that must have been really hard…to take a Frenchman hostage. *rolls eyes*
the "actually" guy | March 31, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Actually, for the French it’s worse than being taken hostage – they’re being blockaded in their offices and not allowed to leave. If the French government doesn’t intervene, they may spend up to 35 hours at work this week (up from the usual 23). With all that stress, they’ll need a “holiday.”
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 1:19 pm
HAHAHA! “Q’est que c’est…we have to …. eh….how do say….em….stay here at zee off-fiss. It eez madness…no?”
Smarg | March 31, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Hey, at least she comes from a wholesome family.
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 1:25 pm
*puts down the French beret and white flag* Wait a minute…..did #37 just say Brooke comes from a wholesome family?
ann | March 31, 2009 at 1:29 pm
She looks like an inflated Carmen Diaz
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Investigators suspect two African immigrants slain at a Long Island condo owned by an NFL player may have been killed as revenge for an Internet scam, police said Tuesday. (CNN)
So, I guess they found the Nigerian prince?
RichPort's Ghost | March 31, 2009 at 1:33 pm
I don’t even like French toast, and don’t even get me started on the fucking fries.
White Person | March 31, 2009 at 1:43 pm
White people age horribly? How’s that AIDS in Africa going for you there, stud?
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 1:43 pm
French Vanilla Ice Cream SUCKS!
RichPort's Ghost | March 31, 2009 at 1:49 pm
gotta love the sandwiches
Mr. Jones | March 31, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Geez, can you imagine if she ever slapped a choke-hold on you? There’s no way you’re getting out of that.
GuyHolly | March 31, 2009 at 1:55 pm
French Dip, ‘nough said.
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 1:57 pm
I don’t even like French manicures….they’re so fucking…..FRENCH!
douche | March 31, 2009 at 1:58 pm
That dude, er, chick, needs to cut back on the tanning booth. She’s beginning to look like a an old catchers mitt.
#8, you are my new God. Funniest post ever.
I call 'em as I see 'em | March 31, 2009 at 2:00 pm
I am delighted by the caption, ‘Fish…
Very nice.
chris | March 31, 2009 at 2:06 pm
love them tick and full not like most white women a bag of bones and plastic implants but she is a bitterface, i would stll have have and give this chick what she wants