Brooke Hogan on her mom’s new boyfriend: I’m freakin’ out, man!

June 11th, 2008 // 84 Comments

Brooke Hogan (above with boyfriend Whitey WhitePants) has confirmed that her mom Linda is dating 19-year-old Charley Hill. Hulk also confirmed it on Larry King Live. In a surprise moment of sanity from the Peroxide Bunch, Brooke is really not that thrilled with the news. Especially since she went to school with Charley. These people are amazing. E! Online reports:

“I’m totally freaked out,” she told E! satellite radio personality Michael Yo during a conversation the two had off air.
“I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.
“I went to school with him. He was a grade under me…Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school).”

While Linda’s new boyfriend is a disturbing series of events to complement Hulk dating a chick that looks like Brooke, it’s still not the weirdest thing to happen to her. She’ll always remember the time Andre the Giant buried a body under her swingset when she was five. Then she found her birth certificate which, for some reason, listed “Frank Arnold Hogan” as the name. This explained the penis…

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  1. “Whitey WhitePants”
    you always crack me up!

  2. britney's weave

    that is not brooke’s boyfriend, that is her pool boy.

    i can’t even comprehend the fucktardation of this family. the mind reels.

  3. Mike Hawk

    I’d hit that. But Brooke is out of luck…..

  4. Mike Hawk

    I’m kidding of course..a threesome would do….(BTW, no)

  5. Tim

    As Morrissey says: “Some girls are bigger than others”

  6. Jade

    There is something very wrong with this family.

    The father screws the daughter’s friends, and the mother screws the son’s friends.

    Eww.

    I guess that explains a few things.

  7. Mr. IHT

    I’d Hit That… And yes, Mr. Spade… you can watch.

  8. agreeone

    Mmm, NO COMMENT. But just saw her on millionairedatingsite “”"”"W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m”"”" last month. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

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  9. agreeone

    Mmm, NO COMMENT. But just saw her on millionairedatingsite “”"”"W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m”"”" last month. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

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  10. FCS

    #55 and some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers

  11. Vestigial

    Based on her grammar I’d say she needed to pay more attention in school.

  12. Kate

    That guy is gross. I can’t stand skinny, scrawny men. They look like child molesters.

  13. Mom hogan must really find a very, VERY good shrink.
    O.K. now, and a good FUCKER also!!
    MAYBE THE SHRINK IS BOTH?

  14. The bitch wears a size 12 shoe… I have nothing else to say…

  15. jay

    someone needs to tell him that his girlfriend is really his boyfriend… Brooke is one of the ugliest females that have ever existed!

  16. Mike

    My God…could he be more white trash looking? She’s attractive enough that she could surely do better than that!!!!

  17. allen

    Yes, if only she had paid more attention in English class: “Me &….” Ugh.

  18. amber

    Although, I have no idea why anyone cares about the Hogans. It is always tickles me to see a woman date a man boy half her age. Men have been doing that since the beginning of time.
    Use up their wife’s youth then find a new one the same age as their first wife was when they meant.

  19. Mississippi

    I bet he feels safe when he’s with her :-D

  20. Dr.

    No. 24 Jimbo: Awesome. LOL’d my ass off.

    Look at the size of the dudes legs compared to Brooke. Comical. I love how hard the dude is trying to come across as – right when he goes for a sip of a bitchfrappé. Also laugh at how he needs the napkin to make sure the big-boy drink doesn’t slip out of his tiny hands.

    Brooke is going against convention and commonality in her life: bigger, muscle-bound dudes. This guy is the furthest thing from her dad’s image.

    Guy needs a beating.

  21. minky

    The only people I have ever seen who dress like that guy are painters. Also I detect a mullet.

  22. bitch

    he looks like a feget ass hore ass bitch ass hoe ass trick ass gay ass pussy

  23. She got some of those fugly C. Aguilera pants. That’s not going to help anything. Those pants only cause pain and horror.

  24. constantinesig

    The whole family is Trash. Mom’s a whore, Dad’s a fake wrestler, Brook is Skank and their son is a pussy!

  25. delime

    hi there to u all would the nastie bitches out there leave the hogan fam alone so what who is dating who linda is the best mom in the world hogan is thebest and only the best dad brook and nick are the best and you no who u are linda is no tranny she is one fit mom you must be so jell

  26. delime

    hi there to u all would the nastie bitches out there leave the hogan fam alone so what who is dating who linda is the best mom in the world hogan is thebest and only the best dad brook and nick are the best and you no who u are linda is no tranny she is one fit mom you must be so jell

  27. delime

    hi there to u all would the nastie bitches out there leave the hogan fam alone so what who is dating who linda is the best mom in the world hogan is thebest and only the best dad brook and nick are the best and you no who u are linda is no tranny she is one fit mom you must be so jell

  28. That’s good.Brooke Hogan’s mother is dating with 19 years old boy.

    Scretch Marks

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  34. Just lay down the feet queen.

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