Brooke Hogan on her mom’s new boyfriend: I’m freakin’ out, man!

June 11th, 2008 // 84 Comments

Brooke Hogan (above with boyfriend Whitey WhitePants) has confirmed that her mom Linda is dating 19-year-old Charley Hill. Hulk also confirmed it on Larry King Live. In a surprise moment of sanity from the Peroxide Bunch, Brooke is really not that thrilled with the news. Especially since she went to school with Charley. These people are amazing. E! Online reports:

“I’m totally freaked out,” she told E! satellite radio personality Michael Yo during a conversation the two had off air.
“I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.
“I went to school with him. He was a grade under me…Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school).”

While Linda’s new boyfriend is a disturbing series of events to complement Hulk dating a chick that looks like Brooke, it’s still not the weirdest thing to happen to her. She’ll always remember the time Andre the Giant buried a body under her swingset when she was five. Then she found her birth certificate which, for some reason, listed “Frank Arnold Hogan” as the name. This explained the penis…


  1. LizSpy

    FRIST in ur FACE!!!

  2. Sarah


  3. That whole family is a train wreck.

  4. Peg

    I can understand her desire to be with a 19 year old because they have a lot of stamina and why not enjoy all the hot sex, but it is creepy that she is dating her kids former classmate.

  5. Barely Stearn

    Holy crap! Brooke Hogan is dating Steve Buscemi! Kudos to you Steve-o!!!

  6. Kristi

    No one cares about the ring on her left hand??

  7. Kristi

    No one cares about the ring on her left hand??

  8. LizSpy

    Brooke Hogan’s mom looks like a Dirty Tranny

  9. Randal

    When one has nothing nice to say, one does not say anything at all.


  10. deacon jones

    Wow, I havent wanted to kick someone’s ass this much since I had a beer dumped down my neck at Lalapolooza. Nice sneakers twerp.

  11. Tory

    What the????? Of all the guys she could get, she chose this sawed off runt?

  12. Lola

    No one really cares about the Hogans. Too much peroxide kills brain cells….. And that goes to the father, mother and both kids. And it’s obvious the mother is trying to recapture the youth she lost to Hulk Hogan, because the idiot she’s dating looks just like Hulk Hogan…. Or at least he looks like he’s part of their family. And I find it really hard to believe the balding dude is 19 years old. If he is, time has NOT been good to him cuz that ugly fag looks like he’s in his late 40′s.
    Who is this douche-bag dude with Brooke though? Gross….. Brooke’s body is hot as hell. She has no real talents but her body is amazing. Not fat, far from skinny. Just thick in the right places. I would say that’s pretty much all she has going for her.

  13. SP

    Man Hands

  14. Auntie Kryst

    @11 I agree. I don’t know what it is, but I looked at these pictures and I started thinking about a remake for The Grapes of Wrath..

    Also Fish “boooo” on making fun of Andre the Giant.

  15. p0nk

    steve stifler, please report to the thread. Steve Stifler, to the thread please.

  16. Ted Mosby

    I would ride her like Da Tara in the Belmont.

  17. She’s gonna break that weenis in half.

  18. kels

    BIG girls need to stick with BIG men, cuz otherwise they look super manly next to a tiny or average man.

  19. Randal's Rectum

    Take a page from Mama, Brooke! Life goes bye rather quickly. Well, I myself can remember the days when I was both admired and adored (At least by my Dad and Uncles).

    Now, one malcontent had the audacity to compare me to a an old starfish, recently mangled by a pitbull!

    Ah, those wonder years.

    Randal’s Rectum

  20. kels

    BIG girls need to stick with BIG men, cuz otherwise they look super manly next to a tiny or average man.

  21. nipolian

    Brooke is looking very do-able in these pics………but what is with the hat that her little runt is wearing? I think it’s one of those novelty hats with little lights that flash.

  22. @16 Ted what woun’t you ride like Da Tara at the Belmont??

  23. Ew. Who is the skinny little redneck lookin mofo??

  24. Brook’s tampon. It grew legs..

  25. midge

    Who taught her how to talk english? Yeah, I did that on purpose.

  26. mbizzle

    he may be smaller than her, but he is gorgeous!!!!

  27. veggi

    Fish, he is going in the so freaking hot section, isn’t he!!

    and yay p0nk!! missed ya!!!!!

  28. Ted Kennedy's tumor

    I’d take her out for a drink and a drive any time.

  29. nipolian

    Sorry to keep ranting about that stupid hat but it has really started to piss me off……..Someone needs to let this clown know that if you are going to wear a cap……..It better damn well have your favorite sports team logo on it…….The only exception is if you are an inbred redneck…..If that’s the case you are allowed to have John Deere, your favorite sporting goods store logo, or the confederate stars and bars on the front.

  30. veggi

    ok, so, seriously….. what the fuck is wrong with that guy?? No, I mean, there is not ONE thing right about him. The hat…..the jeans…..the chain…..the SHOES! jesuz fucking KRYST!

  31. White denim! That guy rocks, he is probably her meth dealer.

  32. deathstar

    @30 I’d say they’re a perfect match. Clearly, she goes for guys who display the same lack of class and sense of style that she does.

  33. p0nk

    he washes dishes at chili’s.

  34. Auntie Kryst

    @29 What about a trucker cap that says “Official Wet T-Shirt Judge”??

  35. Forrest Fordutreese

    Give this guy some credit. He knows enough to wear another white Tshirt over his wife beater when he’s out in public..

  36. nipolian

    #34 Only if you are really, really fat……..Then it’s kinda funny.

  37. toolboy

    Brooke is dating LiLo’s bitch?

  38. Ok. She’s freaked out by her mom dating a 19-yr old, but not freaked out by having “Thunderlips” rub oil on her ass and dating a woman who looks just like her? Hmm….

  39. MIn

    I think she’s very hot. Great curves. Not classy, but definitely hot.

  40. brooktroutfart

    DORK ALERT – whitey looks stupid. I bet Brooke 69′s him, blows a massive fart in his face, then blows out the explosive diarrhea. NASTY COUPLE.

  41. That’s a big girl. Makes me feel good.

  42. Ted from LA

    “Me and Nick. Me and Nick. Me and Nick. Me and Nick.”

    Great interview.

  43. weirdo

    When did Bud Bundy start dating Brooke Hogan? I wonder if he knows she’s a tranny? He always did have weird taste in girls (?).

  44. shi poo

    since when did he i mean she brooks i mean brook start dating joe dirt?

  45. Igottabemeeee

    I keep trying to understand in what way it is appropriate to rub tanning lotion between your daughter’s legs. Then I picture my father doing that to me, and there just isn’t any possible way to justify it. Creepy and gross.

  46. alisa

    yah she is pretty tall… but shes normal size in every other way if standing alone or not next to her scrawny boyfriend…. hes still cute though and she looks so pretty..and you can tell shes confident because she doesnt care if shes taller than him..she still wears her heels.. and who cares if shes bigger than him he looks kinkyyyy

  47. Andre buries body

    Fish you are the man!

  48. Coo

    @33 that was funny.

    fish- Mr. Whitey White Pants…HAHA Love it, because that is what we were all thinking.

  49. amy

    That guy looks like JOE DIRT and Axel Rose had a baby.

  50. Halle's Berry

    #24 for comment of the day! :-)

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