Unlike Miley Cyrus, Brooke Hogan isn’t afraid to show off what her daddy gave her. And by what her daddy gave her I, of course, mean her chin – Holy shit, she’s turning her head! EVERYBODY, INTO THE WATER!
Photos: INFdaily.com
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bebestylee | April 28, 2008 at 4:41 pm
First! hahaha….
boobeeeeee | April 28, 2008 at 4:43 pm
haha SECOND!!
Bob | April 28, 2008 at 4:45 pm
I don’t understand how such a big girl can have no ass whatsoever.
It's me Fuckers | April 28, 2008 at 4:47 pm
WTF is it with all of the Scientology adds on this site?! Is Tom on the inside of the Superfish? Have they taken over? BTW…
TCLTC
It's me Fuckers | April 28, 2008 at 4:48 pm
5 Scientology ads on the page. The fuckers ARE taking over… *shifty eyes*
They White Urkle | April 28, 2008 at 4:49 pm
For such a man sized woman, she seems surprisingly do able.
tylor | April 28, 2008 at 4:50 pm
her chin really doesn’t look THAT big in these pictures.
Veroonica | April 28, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Ten out of ten penises agree: Brooke Hogan must be euthanized. Seriously though. Now that the parentsare separated, does that meant Dad can’t spank Brooke with his penis anymore? Is it Nick’s job now?
ehem | April 28, 2008 at 4:54 pm
well shes got a flat ass
Huggies | April 28, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Anybody else reminded of a lil kid with a wet diaper droopin off her ass?
She needs 2 get an ass 2 hold her suit on.
Haildamagewatch | April 28, 2008 at 4:57 pm
There’s a fat girl waiting to bust out of that body, much like KK.
Auntie Kryst | April 28, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Meh, she looks ok here. The douchebag with the matching swim trunks and sunglasses is pretty funny though. Rawk on playa..
tired | April 28, 2008 at 5:04 pm
You morons need to learn how to spell! Idiots!
Lydia Montague | April 28, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Holy fingernails.
But there’s a Jolly Roger on her boob! Which totally makes up for everything else that is wrong in these pictures. I mean, right?
i'm awesome | April 28, 2008 at 5:09 pm
OK, I know we are supposed to talk shit in our posts, but really, even if she is large and in charge, and has a flat ass, she has NO cellulite. Jealous much? I am. It’s hard to say anything bad about her butt, I mean, it’s not like it looks like a garbage bag full of cottage cheese like someone we know.
They White Urkle | April 28, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Can someone please tell me WTF “Meh” is supposed to mean? Is that white peoples version of ebonics?
Bill Clinton | April 28, 2008 at 5:13 pm
I would fuck the taste outta her mouth.
toolboy | April 28, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Who is she baby sitting in these photos?
#14
Jolly Roger on her boob? I was looking all through the photos for that piece of candy and then realized “Skull and Crossbones” is a Jolly Roger. She would have been more attractive with a piece of candy on her tit though……
jesse | April 28, 2008 at 5:23 pm
#3
I agree. She’s pretty “big boned” if you will. She has nice hips, nice legs.. but then when you go lookin for the ass, there’s nothing there. Total Decepticon.
tila tequila | April 28, 2008 at 5:23 pm
i’d do her.
she’s really not a big girl…she’s above average and prob looks better in person.
Bigheadmike | April 28, 2008 at 5:24 pm
She looks great….. Again better than 85 percent of the women out there.
stinky | April 28, 2008 at 5:31 pm
UGH this so Eric and Donna, why do the skinny little dorks always like the tall, thick, manly girls? Oh yeah it’s to help nature, really it is the only hope that two “rejects” or “deformed abnormies” have of produceing a “normal” sized non gender bending freak baby. Also men with this little testosterone gravitate towards manly testosterone factories like Brooke to compensate for what they do not have themselves. They always wished for muscly arms, but they take comfort in hers, they always wished they could carry a girl older than 2 but they fingd joy in being carried by their shemale lover, they always wanted to shave and grow a beard, but they live vicariously through their heshe lover as they watch her shave her manface every morning. You see little people love is about completing each other, it’s about complemting one another and it’s about the desperate finding the desperater and settling because this the best they can do. Ah l’amour, isn’t it wonderful.
Girly man to many girl: YOU COMPLETE ME.
That was until he saw how much bigger her penise was.
JohnnE | April 28, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Shes a pretty girl, I think a sugeon gave her those tits though, not her daddy, although he probably paid for them and picked them out.
Smitty | April 28, 2008 at 5:42 pm
She should donate some of the poundage from her ass and give it to anorexia nervosa boy.
tks | April 28, 2008 at 5:46 pm
How can you have scientology ads??????
lola | April 28, 2008 at 5:46 pm
she is actually pretty strong and slender looking and pretty in real life. i guarantee she is better shape than most of you!
Lydia Montague | April 28, 2008 at 5:57 pm
#18 — hmm… a Jolly Rancher on her boob would at least present a valid excuse to lick on her, not that I need one. Because, as #15 pointed out, there isn’t even a hint of cellulite in these pics! It’s like a miracle…
**Note: Ok, I’ve done a google search and I don’t see any Jolly Rancher bikinis. This is a tragedy. Someone make it happen. Watermelon only!**
Sid | April 28, 2008 at 5:59 pm
She has such a flat ass that her wrestling tights keep falling down. I mean, swimsuit.
FRIST!!! | April 28, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Well, let’s see. I still have money left over from my tax returns, so…yeah! Guess I’ll buy a scientology..
Sapphire | April 28, 2008 at 6:08 pm
NO woman should be wider than her man. Big no-no. Even her arms are the same size as his.
so2315 | April 28, 2008 at 6:10 pm
BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!
Sapphire | April 28, 2008 at 6:10 pm
So you think her tits are fake? They kinda hang there. Fake tits can hang like that? I’d ask for a different surgeon. If you’re gonna get fakes you might as well get ones that point to attention.
Trover | April 28, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Geeze, Fish, Show some respect to the eyes of your reader’s already. I am tired of seeing ugly, cracked out, chicks who even frighten the lesbo’s.
Tom | April 28, 2008 at 6:15 pm
This chick looks too manly and scary to be hot. Seriously, she looks like she’d be happier giving you a suplex then a blowjob.
Why Not Having Cellulite Might Not Be A Good Thing | April 28, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Usually, when a Caucasian woman is that size, she’s bound to have cellulite. That is unfortunately a biological curse that cannot be escaped. So, the only explanation that I can think of why she does not is that she might be a man.
kingnoony | April 28, 2008 at 6:22 pm
what the fuck is a “penise”….?
Gravy | April 28, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Twenty years old and already has a saggy ass. She’s nasty.
Ang | April 28, 2008 at 6:23 pm
She DOES have cellulite. It’s all packed into one region. Which looks exactly like a penis.
Danklin24 | April 28, 2008 at 6:33 pm
I’d actually nail her in these pictures. But its hilarious that guy needs to stand on the pool steps to be taller than her. He looks 12 next to her.
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Yucky | April 28, 2008 at 7:31 pm
OMG! Look at the ghost laying out behind her in the 3rd picture. Even more disgusting than she is………
buckwild | April 28, 2008 at 7:34 pm
STFU 44, that pale skin is beautiful.
On a side note, I’d fuck Hogan till her asshole no longer shut.
brian | April 28, 2008 at 8:04 pm
What a disgusting, no talent skank. Just get a tranny operation and go away.
tweeet | April 28, 2008 at 8:08 pm
lol let’s hide in the water and use straws to breathe.
tweeet | April 28, 2008 at 8:10 pm
shit you’re right #44. CASPER???
sharpeidude | April 28, 2008 at 8:39 pm
I’ll bet she’s jucier than a freshwater clam!
Mama Pinkus | April 28, 2008 at 9:17 pm
No indentation between her back and butt. WTF! That looks, er, ODD. :O
amy | April 28, 2008 at 9:40 pm
i have this bathing suit! it was $40 at victoria’s secret. you think cause she’s rich she’d be able to afford something more expensive…
LL | April 28, 2008 at 9:47 pm
She rocks her body perfectly. She’s a good size, not fat, but not skinny. And she’s in great shape, better than most of you I’m sure who dare to call her fat.
LL | April 28, 2008 at 9:50 pm
And WTF #49?
OMGOMG she totally needs to buying expensive shit because she’s totally famous and totally has money I totally have that bathing suite omgomg.
Fuck off, kid.