Brooke Hogan knows how to promote a show (Read: This post has boobies.)

July 9th, 2008 // 89 Comments

Brooke Hogan’s new reality show Brooke Knows Best debuts on Sunday, and she’s busting her Adam’s apple promoting the pilot. She did the always stalwart bikini posing in Miami except the photographer got a little too close to her bad side (i.e. the face.) Then Brooke jetted off to New York City to work the talk show circuit where she felt stripper heels were appropriate attire. If you’re wondering how I know those are stripper heels, it’s all about research. Lots and lots of research. So much research that maybe I can’t afford rent and have been living on ketchup packets. I’m a dedicated journalist.

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  1. pistola

    in the 1st picture– look at the size of her armpit in comparison to her head… NOT RIGHT! enomous woman has enormous armpit. gross.

  2. Kim Lardassian

    FUCK this bitch tries everything to look feminine but nothing works she still ends up looking like a butch tranny.

  3. nikki

    who ever owns this site needs to go fuck themselves…… she was not at fault for her families problems it’s her brother!!! not her if any one deserves some happiness it’s her, as for the comments about her looks WHO IN THE FUCK ARE ANY OF YOU TO TALK SHIT ABOUT HER!! FAGGOTS!!! HOW MANY DAMN MAGAZINES HAVE YOU ASSHOLES BEEN ON HUH!! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU PERFORM IN FRONT OF ALOT OF PEOPLE CAN YOU ANSWER ME THAT, IF NOT THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BROOKE HOGANS LOOKS, I’D RATHER SEE HER ON MAGAZINES COVERS THAN THESE’S Q-TIP LOOKEN BITCHES LIKE PARASITE HILTON, OR ANGELINA JOLIE THAT SPEND THEIR TIME CONSTANTLY BENDING OVER THE TOILET..

  4. Tall Drink Of Water

    Maybe you guys are all short haters. I’m 6’6″ and would tear that blonde ass up!! How many girls do you know who are 6′ or thereabouts and even remotely good looking. And if Hulk wasn’t her dad, she’d probably get more people saying she’s hot. I do agree that she’s talentless and spoiled and only got where she was by coming out of the right vagina at birth…but let’s be honest…she’s hot enough to fuck plenty of times…and the idea of banging Hulk Hogan’s daughter is pretty cool too.

  5. Aerialgreen

    @ #53, #54, #20 & #21: nice try Brooke, we know that’s you. Go get fondled by daddy, get!

  6. Austin Powers

    She’s a man baby!!

  7. sammy

    #54 is probably the Hulkster himself reflecting on his weekends alone with Brooke!!

  8. Superevil

    I’d bang her…in the butt.

  9. ANON

    And the hillbilly white trash Hogan train keeps on going. Such talent in T.V. these days I just can’t wait to watch. Not.

  10. JagedNS

    Brooke Hogan coming up next in an all new episode of Manimal!!!!

  11. Racer X

    I’d do Brooke and the mom in a 3 some.

    /oh yeah brotha!

  12. kit kitten

    fugly-ass bitch. and in 30 years she’ll look just like her mother! eeew.

  13. Netsurfer

    Good lord, that’s a skanky looking ho!

  14. britney's weave

    wow. if either of her parents had half a brain, they’d be mortified that their daughter looks like that.

  15. Austin Powers

    That’s a man, man!

  16. Joe C

    Her body is not bad, but she is a total butterface.

  17. Dan

    She has the same makeup artist as the clown guy from Saw.

  18. Gini

    OMG! You guys are assholes! Who gives a flyinfg F if she’s doing a show,and all of you WISHED youre girlfriend/wife/whatEver! looked remotely close to her or most ANY female on the website…Fuckin” get a life , get in shape your SELF before you tear someone else DOWN! ENUF…..

  19. Karl Shackne

    Something’s really wrong with those photos. Her face and that body do NOT match up. That ain’t her!!!

  20. maria

    she is really sexy. seems that she is very hot on i n t e r r a c i a l chatting . c o m

    that is a free interracial dating club. she must go there to find someone. i also saw her hot

    pics and videos on that web. unless you watch it, you won’t know how…she is.

  21. I’m with #3 Dr Spock. And in my day, we’d call that girl a whore.

  22. justifiable

    #53 Nice rant, but you lost me at “these’s”.

  23. ortal

    God, her friend is so fat and funny : )

  24. Capers

    Wonder what color her hair really is…….Sad….she’s probably a really nice person….Too bad she landed in such a screwed up family, where she is constantly taught (by actions) that “just the way she came into the world” is not quite good enough……

  25. Unklejoe

    Id lick her azzhole

  26. debbie

    i do enjoy having to talk amongst immature and ignorant people on here, like almost anywhere i breath existance. i do not for the life of me understand why so many people like you think Angelina Jolie is hot, and that Brooke Hogan looks masculine…Brooke is certainly at least attractive, she’s a very typical pretty white girl. You people be burned alive…or just neutered. eeek. just die

  27. Reyce

    Holy fack! Airbrushed muuuuch!?!?!

  28. Reyce

    Holy fack! Airbrushed muuuuch!?!?!

  29. skinny

    i thought all hollywood stars were meant to be size zeros. Her friends dress is going to explode!!!!!!! what fat sluts

  30. packinwood

    Brookey looks great but she needs to hook that fat hog with her up with her father so he can take her to the gym with him. Here piggy, piggy!

  31. mexyyy

    so manly, grosss

  32. I bet Dog the Bounty Hunter would go for that dress. That squat little dumpling with her needs something ala Paula Abdul in “Opposites Attract”.

    http://youtube.com/results?search_query=opposites+attract+paula+abdul&search_type=&aq=0&oq=opposites+attract

    #27 Brooke Bollea! Now there’s a name you can hang your mustache on.

  33. jess

    she just doesnt have a nice body. i dont understand why she thought taking this picture was a good idea. she just isnt model material and thats definitely what she is going for here.

  34. I would so0o0o0o tap that..

    *taps*

  35. cenovis

    Whats up with the clown makeup in these pictures? She looks like a mime. A manly mime.

  36. Zukyia

    She does have really nice legs though.

  37. Nigga

    I’D FUCK THS WHITE BITCHES BRAINS OUT

  38. Katii Bear?

    Ok all you people who is trashing her is fucking stupid. she may be a blonde at times but if you actually watch her show its pretty good. and no they are not fucking Brooke you dumbass. they are her supporters just like me! not everybody has to be a size 0. i agree with #53 all the way. i would rather watch a hefty chick on tv then a skinny ass white bitch. what kind of example are they showing kids. that they HAVE to be skinny? its because of all these skinny bitches that there are so many anorexic people out there. and she does not look manly to me. i bet about 3/4 of all people on here has a butt chin. what… i do but it doesnt make me ugly or look manish. if you wanna trash someone trash someone that deserves it like Lindsey Lohan!!!

  39. ok she is a big girl but thats just her bone structure .. I dont think she is fat by any means – flat stomach, toned arms and legs… and face it with the Hulk as her dad I think she came out pretty decent looking..

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