Brooke Hogan went for a swim in Miami yesterday with her gay roommate and Brooke Knows Best co-star Glenn Packard. Fortunately, Glenn’s used to being attacked from behind, but I bet every once in a while he has to make sure he’s not accidentally giving a manatee a piggyback ride: “Brooke, is that you? It feels like your chin on my shoulder –” ARF ARF! “Fuck, another sea lion. Brooke! Where are you? Oh, crap, she’s beached. I better get up there before they try to harvest her blubber again. She hates that.”
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Not sure Ted – probably some sort of ‘inside job’.
That type of thing.
She looks like SHE – HULK !!!
ROFL !!!
XOXO
well, id post some pics of myself to shut you girls up, but i dont want you drowning in your own pussy juice
just close your eyes and dream, baby
oh man I would love to hit that that azz all night long.
Who is that dude in the bikini?
How in the hell does she get her nuts and 8 inch dick in that skimpy bottom?
lolololololol
she is a big broad but i don’t see anything else wrong with her. she is a far better woman than that brit spear slut
I don’t think she looks fat. Better than those twig bitches that look like 12 year old boys with balls taped to their chest. But then I don’t have a penis nor do I like the vagina so maybe I just don’t get it.
Again, anyone saying they would (ugh) “hit” her all night long, or think she’s hot are either hard up, fat themselves, or are fat chick sitting at home stuffing twinkie down their faces and yelling “way to go, Brooke!” And #47 it is a well known fact to me that anyone who jumps in to call others a “faggot” is quite probably a faggot himself. You have to ask yourself why you are calling people faggots defending a celebrity you don’t even know and who doesn’t know you.
Let’s admit that she looks good from behind, pic #4
She reminds me of BritBrit just before she put on the pink wig. Pretty soon Brooke will need a conserrrrrrvatorrrrrship, like after she has something like two little unwanted babies with her future K-fed type Dino-lover. I mean, she is destined, like all trailer-trash, to have that nasty, cigarette smoked filled, toxin-laden, death rattle along with the patented Pam Anderson haggard-eyes. (You too, Lilo) She’s not a primo babe to start with and as ole’ Britney widely illustrated, there’s a thin, thin line between choice, hot, primo babes and big, thick, dumb, meaty, sweaty, hick chicks you wish you never fucked. (cough Britney, cough) It/They wear(s) the work of fancy makeup artists, ingest(s) celebrity meds and sit(s) for endless publicity shots for mags while they ust up the papzcameras. It’s funny how Britney is so into conformity right now. No matter how they did it, they got control over that Giant Vadgesaurus, without a Dick.
Didn’t want to post twice. Misspellings annoy the shit out of me, unless it’s on purpose.
She reminds me of BritBrit just before she put on the pink wig. Pretty soon Brooke will need a conserrrrrrvatorrrrrship, like after she has something like two little unwanted babies with her future K-fed type Dino-lover. I mean, she is destined, like all trailer-trash, to have that nasty, cigarette smoked-filled, toxin-laden, death rattle along with the patented Pam Anderson haggard-eyes. (You too, Lilo) She’s not a primo babe to start with and as ole’ Britney widely illustrated, there’s a thin, thin line between choice, hot, primo babes and big, thick, dumb, meaty, sweaty, hick chicks you wish you never fucked. (cough Britney, cough) It/They wear(s) the work of fancy makeup artists, ingest(s) celebrity meds and sit(s) for endless publicity shots for mags while they bust up papzcameras. It’s funny how Britney is so into conformity right now. No matter how they did it, they got control over that Giant Vadgesaurus, without a Dick.
Dang, those titties are spectacular!!!
Glenn, I absolutely get hard just thinking about the the water all over your chiseled hot body. I want to suck you dry.
But I think her MAKE-UP enjoys some beak or something?
Man, the Hulk looks kinda hot without his handle bar tash….!
Broad, square body. Broad, square face. Sloped forehead. Yep, she is a troglodyte. Shave her head, remove the fake tits, what do you have?
It takes a lot of confidence for a guy to wear a bikini like that….
kudos….
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she’s hot – huge and hot. she didn’t need to get the stripper tits – but she did – and she’s still hot.
you gotta come w/ your a-game to satisfy a girl that big and that strong.
Notice how she is not wearing a bikini bottom that binds around the waist. This works great so her stomach fat does not hang over the elastic.
u can’t tell what a monster she really is until u have a NORMAL sized girl next to her for comparison…
my goodness, this is not a woman..no way!
THIS IS A FUCKING M-A-N!
That chick is FUGLY!!! I dont think a whole bottle of Jack would would make her look good!
You all are crazy. Yes, she’s a bit meaty especially in the shoulders, but the rest of her is hot. Look at those tits. Tell me you wouldn’t.
Dude, she’s fucking big-boned and like almost 6 feet tall. Look at her freaking dad and mom!!!!!
Dude, she’s fucking big-boned and like almost 6 feet tall. Look at her freaking dad and mom!!!!!
Her body is confusing. I can’t tell if it is hot or not.
Funny how the male side is like “omg do not want” because there’s no voluptuous curves. She’s not even fat for goodness sake, get a hold of yourselves. She’s got quite a nice body. She’s got smooth skin, great breasts, her face isn’t horribly twisted by cosmetics. Have you seen your hottest celebrities without makeup? Not so hot no more are they? Oh, but they have a hot body, so nevermind, the pigs out there would still go for them. To each their own, but honestly…
Pray for mimi.
I seriously must be looking at the wrong picture of a different picture than all you guys because she IS NOT FAT!! someone tell me where her fat is PLEASE!! so what is normal size than paris hilton i dont think so.
I seriously must be looking at the wrong picture or a different picture than all you guys because she IS NOT FAT!! someone tell me where her fat is PLEASE!! so what is normal size than paris hilton i dont think so.
are they her liposuction scars on her hips and thighs? nice. guess her parents paid for her boobs too.
Still has wall-butt. Like her father.
Oh, hell…..I’d hit it.
She’s not fat, but definately not hot, either. She looks like a transexual!
Body is smokin’ hot, but the face…. Well, thats what paper bags and light switches are for.
god, it’s no wonder thirteen year old girls are starving themselves and committing suicide. you people are assholes.
you guys are fuckin nuts. shes not fat at all. and she has an awesome rack of lamb going on. id be more than happy to have a go.
however….definitely a case of the lights off.
ok first off all you sucka’s better recognize just what you be talkin bout. this isnt playboy because if it was im pretty sure id see a bunni somewheres, this is not a fuckin top less contest. and for a big chick she has an amazin stomach, most fat chicas sag like a christmas pudding turned upside down not to mention the movement of jello. and i aint seen not a one picture that has those graphics so id say that shes in pretty good shape. and boys stop playing the hard up game we all know your sitting down with dick in hand getting off on the idea that brooke is lokking at you comments and hinking shee your victims get a life and get a girl. ohhhh wait mabey thats why you be postin up insults…. you maaaaaad you cant get none.
oh and by the way #53 “space captian” im pretty daamn sure if you really were that hot you WOULDNT hesitate to post up thosse so called “good” pictures of yourself. yous a lia and you know it. stop jacking off to kelly clarkson and come out the closet puto pincho. yous a bunch of fake.
YAY! She has a tramp stamp!
Are you serious? She’s not the hottest girl in the world, but I’d hit that with a thunderous fury… the negative commenters must be either catty females, gay men, or allergic to vagina.
i honestly don’t like brooke hogan at all, but she is definitely not fat. in fact, i think she looks great. some people are just big boned, and that’s definitely her. if you compared brooke to the average person i guarantee you she would look a HELL of a lot better.
so stop hating on her. she’s got great curves and a nice fit shape.
Great Girl