Brooke Hogan went for a swim in Miami yesterday with her gay roommate and Brooke Knows Best co-star Glenn Packard. Fortunately, Glenn’s used to being attacked from behind, but I bet every once in a while he has to make sure he’s not accidentally giving a manatee a piggyback ride: “Brooke, is that you? It feels like your chin on my shoulder –” ARF ARF! “Fuck, another sea lion. Brooke! Where are you? Oh, crap, she’s beached. I better get up there before they try to harvest her blubber again. She hates that.”
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
ye | September 15, 2008 at 5:01 pm
mammoth!
Classmate | September 15, 2008 at 5:03 pm
I fucking love this site.
Lola | September 15, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Gorilla bitch….
Hogan’s Hoe
Fuck the fag and the Orc riding it’s back
Keithypoo | September 15, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Brooke isn’t looking to shabby these days. Of course, they say that if you want to know what a woman will look like when she’s older, just look at her mom, and honestly, I don’t know how much I’d enjoy banging a haggard piece of leather with a masculine jaw line. I mean, maybe if I was born in the south……
Jo Smo | September 15, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Amazon women.
FRIST!!! | September 15, 2008 at 5:12 pm
At least I have enough fashion sense to wear the top that matches the bottoms, but to each their own..
She looks big-boned
laney | September 15, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Dude. Her Dad is 6 foot 7! She can’t help it. I think she looks pretty good. At least she’s not a stupid asshole like sarah palin, or maybe she is but she’s not running for office. what a shitball sarah palin is.
Sam | September 15, 2008 at 5:22 pm
She’s the best possible outcome for a surprise drunken encounter with a transsexual.
Jimbo | September 15, 2008 at 5:22 pm
She looks big something!!
Jay | September 15, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Looks too much like her dad, I just threw-up in my mouth.
rough daddy | September 15, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I think a cavity search is in order here for pic # 4!
superstar | September 15, 2008 at 5:24 pm
I think she looks slim. She’s not anorexic looking or obese looking.
havoc | September 15, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Brooke should fight Khloe Kardashian in a Sasquatch Caged Death Match.
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Fred | September 15, 2008 at 5:32 pm
She seems nice enough and not nearly as spoiled and annoying as the trio of Armenian sluts. I’d suck her cock.
FRIST!!! | September 15, 2008 at 5:32 pm
#11 your mom’s a cavity search..
devilsrain | September 15, 2008 at 5:37 pm
She probably doesnt read these boards but I bet that fag does. Hey fag, pass this message on to Brooke for me, Hows Nick doing?
Jimbo | September 15, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Yeah, Rough Daddy has had a thing for the butt today..
space captain | September 15, 2008 at 5:39 pm
id brown bag that shit.. for realz
Joe C | September 15, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Man I love having the phrase “hogan” blocked with AdBlock. That means I simply get gray squares instead of pictures of this sack of shit or any of the wastes of oxygen she calls a family. Yay AdBlock Plus.
rough daddy | September 15, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Jimbo=creep, lurking in the background behind his monitor,,,anticipating my next comment…
rough daddy | September 15, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Frist youre worn out, im sure youve heard that line quite frequently…
FRIST!!! | September 15, 2008 at 5:45 pm
#20 your mom’s lurking in the background behind your monitor with chloroform on a rag..
Truthinator | September 15, 2008 at 5:49 pm
oh shutup, you know you’d fuck her
rough daddy | September 15, 2008 at 5:49 pm
frist you are more vile than a scat act!
Jimbo | September 15, 2008 at 5:50 pm
@21 you are a closet case virgin. I am sure you have heard that more than once.
rough daddy | September 15, 2008 at 5:52 pm
jimbo? werent you selling your ass on the streets over the weekend? with frist in tow?
rough daddy | September 15, 2008 at 5:54 pm
and youre a dude
julie | September 15, 2008 at 5:57 pm
to all the shit talkers – go play in traffic, you’re not so tough without your keyboard. i’d love to see some of the people who call brooke ugly, fat or anything negative.
Jimbo | September 15, 2008 at 6:02 pm
@27 No, that was your mom and dad. Your mom gave me a BJ or $5 bucks.
rough daddy | September 15, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Jimbo&Frist =glutton for punishment!
Jimbo | September 15, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Rough daddy takes it in the ass
HH | September 15, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Look at the apehangers on her!!
nina | September 15, 2008 at 6:21 pm
I like the guy. i need his number! he is HOOOOOT!!!!
I hope she doesn’t mind.
john | September 15, 2008 at 6:22 pm
does anyone know how much she can bench?
minniememe | September 15, 2008 at 6:37 pm
two words: paper bag
in less important news, rough daddy’s only a virgin with chicks.
FRIST!!! | September 15, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Why are there two rough daddies? Or do you have split personality disorder?
Jimbo, let’s find Veggie, it’s happy hour..
Jimbo | September 15, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Hell Yeah. I am going to Wild Wings tonight to watch the game!!!!
LoL | September 15, 2008 at 6:44 pm
#33
i am with you! he is hot!
qtpie | September 15, 2008 at 6:46 pm
I think she looks good…. I’d LOOOVE 2 c how fat’n ugly all u assholes r!
qtpie | September 15, 2008 at 6:47 pm
I think she looks good…. I’d LOOOVE 2 c how fat’n ugly all u assholes r!
melissa | September 15, 2008 at 7:06 pm
i really like to see what all u people look like in person because i bet my life on it that u guys all need a life supply of paper bags or sittin on your fat ass esting your potato chips lookin at this site!!!
alisa | September 15, 2008 at 7:25 pm
she looks soooo good………………….. and shed never give any of you fags the time of day
10pound | September 15, 2008 at 7:34 pm
That chick looks like a shit I took this morning. Damn you Taco Bell.
HorribleJudgment | September 15, 2008 at 7:35 pm
She’s looking big boned and steroidal. Two things that don’t bode well for her. And all the lame-o’s who are sticking up her are likely chicks who have their own “fattie” problems going on if you know what I mean. And that’s weird ’cause some are calling her hot? Eh, I won’t go there. Anywho, she used to look better. She used to look really good, actually, so she might get back there who knows. I’m harsh, I know, but look at my name, it’s what I do.
samsam | September 15, 2008 at 7:41 pm
I don’t dig her. But at least she’s human enough to not wear gobs and gobs of makeup at the beach like some of these bikini bimbos.
slut | September 15, 2008 at 8:31 pm
When did Hulk grow tits?
Oh crap…..that’s Brooke
jlylec | September 15, 2008 at 8:42 pm
you stupid fat faggots are all sitting in front of your computers, dicks in hand, trying to say she’s ugly and you wouldn’t fuck her? i’d have to bet you’d fuck just about anything…and she’s looking pretty good…those tits are great anyway.
Ferdinand Narcos | September 15, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Much better than Ghetto Bait Kardashian,or Lindsey”I Only Look Fifty” Lohan…
Binky | September 15, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Binky :I don’t think we get this ‘Hogan’ show up here in Canada. (Thank God)
Binky: Oh! Is Brooke a good guy or a bad guy? (Faking interest -WWE related)
Binky : Oh, by the way, I’m still having a few problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure. (Inside Job)
Ted from LA | September 15, 2008 at 9:40 pm
How in the hell does she get her nuts and 8 inch dick in that skimpy bottom?