Brooke Hogan is tan

Other than a brief and confusing time in sixth grade, I never wanted to see Hulk Hogan with boobs. But I think that’s what I’m seeing here. However, I’ve been told this is his daughter Brooke, and I’m almost lost for words. There’s just an explosion of horrible things going on in this photo. Apparently about eighteen years ago the Hulkster had sex with an oompa loompa.

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