Other than a brief and confusing time in sixth grade, I never wanted to see Hulk Hogan with boobs. But I think that’s what I’m seeing here. However, I’ve been told this is his daughter Brooke, and I’m almost lost for words. There’s just an explosion of horrible things going on in this photo. Apparently about eighteen years ago the Hulkster had sex with an oompa loompa.
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ElFurbe | December 22, 2005 at 10:07 am
Honestly. Who decided that the George Hamilton look was the new look of tanning? Blah blah blah skin cancer, whatever. You want a tan? It comes with skin cancer. End of story. Cause that orange stuff? Not a tan. It’s a bad paint job. Maaco could put a better coat of orange on you. And they’d clear coat it and give you a warranty. Try to get THAT from your mystic tan man.
sedation | December 22, 2005 at 10:12 am
i heard somewhere that she is only 17, but she looks like a Golden Girl with too much plastic surgery. No offense to Sofia, Dorothy, Rose and Blanche.
Binky | December 22, 2005 at 10:54 am
I don’t follow the show, but apparently the guy in the shades is the new champ – the ‘Blind Assassin’ or something. It looks the steriods ban is hitting the WWE pretty hard and it’s going through a lot of retooling. But after taking a look at Brooke – it’s time they ‘roid tested the ladies circuit as well.
Ryan Smith | December 22, 2005 at 11:35 am
I think she’s hot….
MortyFishbein | December 22, 2005 at 11:42 am
What the fuck is this dude above me talking about? She’s got a white face and an orange body.
When was looking like a Mushroom from Super Mario Brothers a “hot” look?
Tha-Flash | December 22, 2005 at 12:07 pm
What the fuck is this dude above me talking about? She doesn’t even look like a mushroom, I’d love to know what mushrooms you’re eating.
The guy next to her looks like a right NOOB!
Smackage | December 22, 2005 at 12:09 pm
hmm….she kinda looks like a more manly, less diseased paris hilton
Master Shake | December 22, 2005 at 12:10 pm
I don’t like the look of it. Doompa-dee-doo.
MissMarie | December 22, 2005 at 12:15 pm
The guy next to her is her brother, it looks like she got all of Hulk’s genes.
The muscles and the penis.
xd | December 22, 2005 at 12:43 pm
The whole family (mom, daughter and dad): http://img.epochtimes.com/i6/4102627511078.jpg
xd | December 22, 2005 at 12:49 pm
I love her outfit here, I have no idea who the guy next to her is:
http://soslouisville.com/images/archived/jeff_brookeHOGAN.jpg
xd | December 22, 2005 at 12:51 pm
I think she slightly looks like Ashlee Simpson: http://www.coopphoto.com/users/JamesCooper942/images/JamesCooper94230150.jpg
suzy | December 22, 2005 at 1:18 pm
she’s tall like her dad, but she looks like her mother.. and yea she’s like 18 years old now.. and her brother is 16 i think
Regurgitating Gordon Wood | December 22, 2005 at 1:28 pm
since when did she start dating nick carter and why did his head gain so much weight?
JerseyGirl | December 22, 2005 at 1:39 pm
The Hulk is like Joe Simpson – they both like to pimp out their daughters.
Nikk The Templar | December 22, 2005 at 2:07 pm
Now this is a celebutante that serves NO PURPOSE. Nonewhatsoever, aside from riding daddy’s coattails via his last name.
I’m going to go hide now. She’s bigger than I am and will probably shove a size 12 clear stripper heel up my ass….
ki | December 22, 2005 at 2:14 pm
Yeesh. And I thought Sarah Jessica Parker and Ashlee Simpson set the bar for mannish unattractiveness. This lantern-jawed bitch just threw down and showed Parker and Simpson who’s who in the Overtan Tranny Department.
ThatsHot | December 22, 2005 at 2:26 pm
Jumpin’ Jehosepaht! That bitch is positivly radioactive. Shield your eyes everyone!Avert your gazes! JUST LOOK AWAY! Have any of you seen the show Hogan Knows Best? It’s sooo sad! That girl needs her ass beat. Throughout the whole show, she parades around like she’s so sweet and wholesome, but behind her parent’s backs she’s total skank. The whole family’s fuckin deluded. Fortunaly, the brother is the only one who hasn’t beaten into submission and thrown into a tanning booth. What he doesn’t know is the rest of the fam is plotting on how to get him down to Mystic Tan as we speak……
reeeeka | December 22, 2005 at 2:33 pm
i swore that was nick what’s his face from the backstreet boys *laughs really hard*
i hate when celebs do the fake tan…it looks STUPID. Orange isn’t a tan colour…sorry people.
quibbles_quaint | December 22, 2005 at 2:50 pm
That guy looks like the chubby Backstreet Boy to me. What’s his name? You know, the one that dated Paris Hilton.
quibbles_quaint | December 22, 2005 at 2:50 pm
That guy looks like the chubby Backstreet Boy to me. What’s his name? You know, the one that dated Paris Hilton.
Leslie | December 22, 2005 at 2:51 pm
Wow… she is excessively unattractive.
And that smirk on her face is VERY irritating.
Jewbacca | December 22, 2005 at 3:06 pm
I WOULDN’T KICK HER OUT OF BED BY NO MEANS. I’D TEACH HER THE MEANING OF THROAT LOVE.
Mary45 | December 22, 2005 at 3:07 pm
Too much make-up, too much mystic (or whatever). Thanks for the other links. The whole damn family is frightening!
~S.Starr~ | December 22, 2005 at 3:16 pm
Except for the fake orange tan…I think she is absolutely beautiful. She has gorgeous eyes. And she has a voluptuous figure…not like all of the anorexic stic figures in the industry right now.
supertwink | December 22, 2005 at 3:18 pm
Excessively unattractive? Come on people. Excessively tan, yes, but unattractive, no. Someone is excessively exaggerating.
JerseyGirl | December 22, 2005 at 3:33 pm
I love the episode when the 22 year-old guy wants to date Hulk’s 16 year-old daughter. You know what he wanted!
canadian1983ca | December 22, 2005 at 3:56 pm
Check out the first 2 pics that were posted in the feedback…. she really needs to learn how to smile, I don’t know if it’s plastic surgery or just plain ol’ stupidity, but her smile is revolting.
Check out these pics for what I mean
http://soslouisville.com/images/archived/jeff_brookeHOGAN.jpg
http://img.epochtimes.com/i6/4102627511078.jpg
derekd | December 22, 2005 at 4:12 pm
(Austin Powers voice)THAT’S A MAN BABY!!!
~S.Starr~ | December 22, 2005 at 4:13 pm
I think it is safe to say the girl hasnt had any plastic surgery… the wide eyes usually happens when when you have to wait too long for the flash…or from the flash itself. I look like that is some pictures too…
curiousone | December 22, 2005 at 4:44 pm
it’s more like she needs a new makeup artist, or actually learn how to do her makeup. it’s very unattractive and unnatural.
celebritywhore | December 22, 2005 at 5:31 pm
she really does need to get a handle on the her-head-is-a-different-color-than-her-body thing, but other than that she’s sort of pretty.
SpiderMomma | December 22, 2005 at 7:44 pm
Did she get makeup tips from Courtney Love? Why the heck does Hulk let his daughter dress like a skank?
chibanii | December 22, 2005 at 8:41 pm
she’s ORANGE! friggin ORANGE!!! How the hell do people let themselves leave the house with leathery ORANGE skin.
Yay, let’s all look like Donatella Versace, she’s so gorgeous.
Idiots. IDIOTS I TELL YOU.
chibanii | December 22, 2005 at 8:42 pm
+ she has a nice face, but the unfortunate karma of having her DAD’S BODY.
Nurse Kellie | December 22, 2005 at 9:02 pm
I think she has the same body type as her mother. She isn’t a petite person either. Not that is a bad thing. At least you know she isn’t gagging after every meal. Without all the makeup she looks a lot better.
suzy | December 22, 2005 at 10:17 pm
check out her official site
http://www.brookehogan.com/
bubbles18 | December 22, 2005 at 11:33 pm
Check out her belly button in the first pic
http://img.epochtimes.com/i6/4102627511078.jpg
wtf?!
HollyJ | December 22, 2005 at 11:44 pm
It’s a fat ugly man pretending to be a female! =0
Honey, it’s so already DONE in Vegas…
reeeeka | December 23, 2005 at 4:28 am
canadian1983ca…i’d say her smile was taken from her mother lmfao…look at that picture of her and her parents..her mother has the same crazy smile.
The only thing that scares me about her is how her eyes go all crazy when she smiles …she always looks high lmfao.
Luigi Novi | December 23, 2005 at 5:45 am
I saw her on that show, and she’s obviously attractive. She just doesn’t look good in these photographs because of things like the picture quality, bad makeup, overly intense facial expression, etc. She does definitely NOT look like a man or anything. You guys would all do her, and you know it. :-)
slinkhard | December 23, 2005 at 10:18 am
‘Why the heck does Hulk let his daughter dress like a skank?’
Because she’s an adult?
SpiderMomma | December 23, 2005 at 4:38 pm
Is she 18? Nevermind then, bring on the skank clothes!
nikki | December 23, 2005 at 8:26 pm
she is a very very large girl. her second problem is that her parents are both still hungry for the limelight. only the boy seems semi-normal.
networkchick | December 23, 2005 at 10:05 pm
Mom and Dad are pimping her out, of course they’re going to allow her to look like a two bit ho…
azcoyote | December 27, 2005 at 3:41 pm
Dude, she looks like a freak to me…
http://www.brookehogan.com/site/images/glamour/L_brooke_red_front.jpg
Her head will split apart soon and an alien will emerge… I mean, look at how far those eyes are apart!
puppycleaver | December 28, 2005 at 5:32 am
Ok, I just laughed my ass off and woke up the baby, dick! Cant I surf in peace at 4 in the morning?
Tania | December 28, 2005 at 8:40 pm
She’s almost a bigger waste of space than Paris Hilton. Almost.
MissS | January 1, 2006 at 6:20 pm
yeh i agree…she is orange..but who cares shes one person in the world, she is stunning and her brother is gorgeous but in there own way so who cares…people cant look great everyday of their life…i bet most of the people who have commented wouldnt like poeple commenting like this about them…so next time your gonna talk about something talk about something in the slightest thing important like 3rd world children starving – trying to help them or something!
sarakai | January 10, 2006 at 2:33 am
MissS, if your worried about the starving 3rd world children then you’re on the wrong website. This is a website about making fun of people when they do stupid things, for example painting yourself orange. She looks like a drag queen, case closed.