Brooke Hogan is ashamed of her stomach

#48 – Even Paris? Or LiLo? Or DamYELL & her ground scraping twatwaffle?

I’m not just “anything”!!! Mom says I’m special.

Nick Carter got a sex change??

#31 – I think Brooke would take Hulk 2 out of 3 falls, BROTHER!!

FRIST, you dirty birdy….

and btw, I’ve been gone for 2 hours and it’s still as elle said, nick carter??? blah blah. See ya’ll tomorrow.

she’s twice the man Joe Fransissy is, i’ll bet she wouldn’t pay a penny over 225 for a Pellegrino in jail

she should beat Nick Carter to a pulp
it’d boost her streetcred

She’s very sturdily constructed, which, in a strange way, is kind of sexy. I mean, you’re not going to break her if you get rough.

I think I still need to see her helming a huge combine harvester in the nude before deciding if she’s hot, though.

As for her stomach, or any other woman’s, they ALL look MUCH better after being freshly blasted by some dude’s doogan – preferably MY doogan.

#20 That’s probably a SideKick that does not “flip” open to talk

Fat pig, oik oik…

She doesn’t have the beauty from her father (cough,cough).

Yes I know how special you are, that is why I want you!!!

#57 yes she’s very teutonic, whatever the fuck i mean by that

btw thanks for being-there, and by that i mean, at post fifty-seven of course……

She just needs to be snagged by the What Not To Wear folks and get something done with that Sun-inned hair disaster.

she has no talent! keep sucking it in til you implode girl!

#7
“…now if the Hogans would just get her on that Intervention show for her tanning addiction…”

The Hulkster has quite the addiction too, good luck with that.

that’s a man, don’t care what any one says.

Ugh…we need to get a royal rumble between her and Xena. If little Hulkette is lucky enough to get her face disfigured, then she’ll look a lot better than she does now…way too manly.

#67 – She’ll need implants before any wrestling org will consider her. Big cans & tiny waistlines are mandatory wrestling attire these days, at least for women.

saw Brooke in a gym locker room. Packing about 7 inches I would say.

She looks just like her daddy.

Wow is that chin hereditary or store-bought?? Her body is great–not too thin, not too chunky, nice tone.
The only deep penetrating she needs is of the hair conditioning variety.

She’s apple-pie cute in the phone pic – looks better without all the heavy makeup. Her hair is really bad – looks like my cat when there’s a lot of static in the air.

yeah….# 70…I don’t think i could do her because i’d be thinking about her ugly, deep-fried-looking old man….can’t get nastier than that…probably can, but for now, no.

Her face is ehhh… Not bad though.

please people,lets not make her a celebrity

HELLO PEOPLE!!!
Thats not even Brooke Hogan!

Looks like Woodhorse wants to do her again and again…

She makes a much better celebrity than Courtney Love.

At least one I would rather put my penis into. Thanks.

I’d be embarrassed if I looked like Terry Bradshaw and Beatrice Arthur’s love child too.

Yeah, right. That’s not even possible. How would that work when they both have a penis?

43 & 76–How the fuck is this not Brooke?!

http://www.hotcelebshome.com/brooke-hogan-sports-bra-candids/

This IS Brooke. Without facepaint. It’ll be okay, I promise your world will keep spinning.

79–GOLD!!! lmao

That’s what? 225lbs of pure tranny?

To be honest i’m quite strong myself.I think i make a good chance to take this girl in a iron grip inside the ring.Her father will probably jump from the upperrobes on my back in an attempt to set his daughter free.While having his footprints on my back i think i’ve to ask the referend for a coffeebreak.

#77 no, but I’d stand in line for Lowlands….. (takes ticket #3)

Where’s his neck?

As the Hulkster would say:

You’d need Pink’s dick to hit that, brother.

At last, a Hogan worth laying down for.

Wow, I never realized how flat-chested she is! She’s about 5’10″ and looks to be about 160-170 but she’s flat as a washboard. If only her chest was on her stomach. But seriously this is kinda ridiculous. I’m 5’9″ myself and 160 lbs. but at least I’ve got boobs to show for it. There’s nothing wrong with her face or her stomach, it’s the boobies I tell ya.

She would look fine if she wasn’t trying to suck in her soul.

Looks bettet than most of these where she heaps on the makeup.

http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/Brooke_Hogan/Brooke_Hogan.html

Yummy tummy. Got no probs with her. Agreeing in totis with #90.

She looks so different w/o 25 layers of makeup! Hey guys, in all fairness about her size…she’s no Charlotte Church!

@92…I know where you are coming from, but I’m compelled by the forum’s mission statement and rules to call her a raging ‘roided up bulldyke with possible ties to Al-Quaeda.

I wonder who would win in a “cage” match between Brooke Hogan and China Doll……..hmmmmmm

or Brooke and Britney……..now that’ll sell tickets

She looks WAY better than Britney! Now as long as she doesn’t show us her cootch, start kissing other woman’s body parts and drinking like wicked dried up pop wanna be, she’ll be, well, boring. I give her a month!

Sorry, I’m confused. What does this girl do? I thought she wrestled like the old man.

screw the tan… are you all missing the fact that she’s like 300 lbs? look at those whale fin arms!

She is ugggglleeeyyyy, but brittney is worse, coz she thinks we want to see her old snatch,puck.

And if you don’t think she’s lovely she’ll know your block off.

POW!

Do it again.