Brooke Hogan is a classy lady

October 2nd, 2008 // 99 Comments

Brooke Hogan attended the Bejeweled show last night at Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami, and someone should tell her she’s not at Buckingham Palace. No need to get fancy. That said, I think it’s time we all acknowledge the truth about Brooke Hogan: She’s a centaur. Feels good to say that out loud, doesn’t it?

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  1. Cerery…you are nothing but a vegetable

  2. id still hit that

  3. Sgt. C. Foxtrot

    I’d do the other chick in pic 2.

  4. bIVS2000

    i’m glad everybody thinks Brooke Hogan is a dog because she gives me wood and while you guys are puting her down i’ll be banging the snot out of her!!! For weeks and weeks……..

  5. trisha

    HA i thought the sticker on the window in the third pic was a tattoo. whoops!

    i like her nails… she is manly but better looking than most manly women out there. you can’t blame her for her genes, poor thing.

  6. ummm...yeah

    You guys can’t have her, that’s Hulks boy toy!

  7. Bill Clinton

    Bet she could place your pecker in her mouth and tie it in a knot!

  8. Nads

    Nice chin, dude!

  9. 23apples

    Picture #4 is like, the hottest thing ever

  10. She looks like a prettier version of Rough Douchie.

  11. john

    Its a blessing that her daddy got money. its a curse she looks like him.

  12. Your Mom

    Dude! I swear, I thought that was Linda Hogan!

  13. Ted from LA

    Lady looks like a dude.

  14. Looks like her Father lol but I would hit that 2 !! :P

    XOXO

  15. Bagman

    I’d love to do that….love that chest…most of you would do her too if you had the chance.

  16. Binky

    Well been watchin’ a bit of TV and you gotta love that Tina Fey – she’s a riot !!

    Cliff Notes : Bink – it’s Thursday, not Saturday.

    Binky : Oh. …
    And what’s happened to my stocks Cliff ?….
    Where’s the ‘change I can believe in’ ?

  17. Ted from LA

    Darn it. We just need that maverick. I know hockey moms and Joe Six Pack type people. We need change. Blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada. What a complete fuck up. Without her notes she would have shit her pants suit.

  18. manhatten

    Something disturbingly wrong with the “Hogan” family. The boy (Nick) is the feminine one and the girl (Brooke) is the manly one. I’d be willing to bet Nick has had sexual activities since going to jail. Just not with women. And not with the women he was used to; his mother and sister. Meanwhile Hulk and Brooke seem to think there’s nothing wrong with the attention he pays to Brooks ass, particularly in public.

    So the offspring of the rich and famous merely live it up like rock stars on their parents earnings. They don’t even seem to be interested in an education (Paris, Richie, 3 troll Kardashians, Nick & Brooke etc etc). They have no work ethic and no desire to work. They’re too good to work. Mommy & Daddy will take care of everything.

  19. robin

    Holy Shit Batman! This might be the first man with breats implants that I’ve seen. My eyes are burned…

  20. bubba

    I bet Nicks camel toe is getting pounded. Daily. Just saying.

  21. YEP FOLKS, if you like misery?

  22. JT

    when will she accept that she’s not really a female

  23. m.munroe

    hot mess.

  24. Michelle Obama

    My pussy smells like the monkey-house at the zoo.

  25. Queefer Bukakke

    Fucking hideous.

  26. jengirl

    WIDE GLIDE

  27. Click on my name to see a video of FRIST in action. She is a horny cunt.

  28. Ballz

    Those tits are spectacular.

  29. r02dawls

    she went like THAT to fashion week? . thats not fashion. thats a disability.

  30. @77 That is fucking HILARIOUS!

  31. gotmilk?

    chicks above the age of… well of any age, should not be wearing V.S. Pink clothing line. that shirt is 8 sizes too small and who the fuck wears a belly chain besides washed up Pam Anderson?

  32. cookiepuss

    She looks like she’s pushing 40 in this pic .

  33. John Mal

    Not even doable in Milwaukee

  34. FACE

    I would love to lay my massive 10 inch hog between those golden bozos

  35. Schadenfreudelicious

    Bejeweled?…how about bejesus?…scared right outta ya, if you saw that tranny trainwreck coming at you…

  36. bang it

    Something tells me she’s soft to the touch, smells great and fucks like a woman on a mission.

    I’d hit that repeatedly.

  37. sharpeidude

    So who’s the muliniane chick and the gay dude in frames 2 & 4?

  38. Shakira

    Does She have too look exactly like her mother from the neon nail polishes to the clear heel hooker shoes, I mean come on!

  39. Shakira

    Does She have too look exactly like her mother from the neon nail polishes to the clear heel hooker shoes, I mean come on!

  40. Shakira

    Does She have too look exactly like her mother from the neon nail polishes to the clear heel hooker shoes, I mean come on!

  41. ArtJam

    Aren’t Trannies Supposed To Look Better Than When They Were Men? I Guess She Just Got Lazy!

  42. MrSatyre

    She’s hot but there aren’t any of you man enough to admit it. All you dumbasses constantly ragging on her are all virgins who’ll never get laid. Go rent a hooker. You’re all fucking lemmings who roll over and piss yourself and show your yellow bellies every time someone else has an idiotic opinion. I can just hear you whining “Don’t hurt me! I’m just a moron like you! Please don’t hurt me!”

  43. bubba

    You’re right; she’s hot. For a 50 year old tranny.

  44. Sarah Palin

    When did Hulk Hogan get a boob job?

    We pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen.

  45. Sarah Palin

    (applause)

    Furthermore…

    (applause)

    After I’m elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

    (long applause)

    Vote McCain (Palin)

    Amen!

    (Amen!)

  46. StEvec

    what a bovine she is……….mooooooooooooooo

  47. d00d

    The black girl is delicious.

  48. Bob

    Yeah, that is classy.

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