Brooke Hogan attended the Bejeweled show last night at Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami, and someone should tell her she’s not at Buckingham Palace. No need to get fancy. That said, I think it’s time we all acknowledge the truth about Brooke Hogan: She’s a centaur. Feels good to say that out loud, doesn’t it?
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Cerery…you are nothing but a vegetable
id still hit that
I’d do the other chick in pic 2.
i’m glad everybody thinks Brooke Hogan is a dog because she gives me wood and while you guys are puting her down i’ll be banging the snot out of her!!! For weeks and weeks……..
HA i thought the sticker on the window in the third pic was a tattoo. whoops!
i like her nails… she is manly but better looking than most manly women out there. you can’t blame her for her genes, poor thing.
You guys can’t have her, that’s Hulks boy toy!
Bet she could place your pecker in her mouth and tie it in a knot!
Nice chin, dude!
Picture #4 is like, the hottest thing ever
She looks like a prettier version of Rough Douchie.
Its a blessing that her daddy got money. its a curse she looks like him.
Dude! I swear, I thought that was Linda Hogan!
Lady looks like a dude.
Looks like her Father lol but I would hit that 2 !! :P
XOXO
I’d love to do that….love that chest…most of you would do her too if you had the chance.
Well been watchin’ a bit of TV and you gotta love that Tina Fey – she’s a riot !!
Cliff Notes : Bink – it’s Thursday, not Saturday.
Binky : Oh. …
And what’s happened to my stocks Cliff ?….
Where’s the ‘change I can believe in’ ?
Darn it. We just need that maverick. I know hockey moms and Joe Six Pack type people. We need change. Blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada. What a complete fuck up. Without her notes she would have shit her pants suit.
Something disturbingly wrong with the “Hogan” family. The boy (Nick) is the feminine one and the girl (Brooke) is the manly one. I’d be willing to bet Nick has had sexual activities since going to jail. Just not with women. And not with the women he was used to; his mother and sister. Meanwhile Hulk and Brooke seem to think there’s nothing wrong with the attention he pays to Brooks ass, particularly in public.
So the offspring of the rich and famous merely live it up like rock stars on their parents earnings. They don’t even seem to be interested in an education (Paris, Richie, 3 troll Kardashians, Nick & Brooke etc etc). They have no work ethic and no desire to work. They’re too good to work. Mommy & Daddy will take care of everything.
Holy Shit Batman! This might be the first man with breats implants that I’ve seen. My eyes are burned…
I bet Nicks camel toe is getting pounded. Daily. Just saying.
YEP FOLKS, if you like misery?
when will she accept that she’s not really a female
hot mess.
My pussy smells like the monkey-house at the zoo.
Fucking hideous.
WIDE GLIDE
Click on my name to see a video of FRIST in action. She is a horny cunt.
Those tits are spectacular.
she went like THAT to fashion week? . thats not fashion. thats a disability.
@77 That is fucking HILARIOUS!
chicks above the age of… well of any age, should not be wearing V.S. Pink clothing line. that shirt is 8 sizes too small and who the fuck wears a belly chain besides washed up Pam Anderson?
She looks like she’s pushing 40 in this pic .
Not even doable in Milwaukee
I would love to lay my massive 10 inch hog between those golden bozos
Bejeweled?…how about bejesus?…scared right outta ya, if you saw that tranny trainwreck coming at you…
Something tells me she’s soft to the touch, smells great and fucks like a woman on a mission.
I’d hit that repeatedly.
So who’s the muliniane chick and the gay dude in frames 2 & 4?
Does She have too look exactly like her mother from the neon nail polishes to the clear heel hooker shoes, I mean come on!
Does She have too look exactly like her mother from the neon nail polishes to the clear heel hooker shoes, I mean come on!
Does She have too look exactly like her mother from the neon nail polishes to the clear heel hooker shoes, I mean come on!
Aren’t Trannies Supposed To Look Better Than When They Were Men? I Guess She Just Got Lazy!
WOOF.
She’s hot but there aren’t any of you man enough to admit it. All you dumbasses constantly ragging on her are all virgins who’ll never get laid. Go rent a hooker. You’re all fucking lemmings who roll over and piss yourself and show your yellow bellies every time someone else has an idiotic opinion. I can just hear you whining “Don’t hurt me! I’m just a moron like you! Please don’t hurt me!”
You’re right; she’s hot. For a 50 year old tranny.
When did Hulk Hogan get a boob job?
We pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen.
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Furthermore…
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After I’m elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!
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Vote McCain (Palin)
Amen!
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what a bovine she is……….mooooooooooooooo
The black girl is delicious.
Yeah, that is classy.