Brooke Hogan is a classy lady

October 2nd, 2008 // 99 Comments

Brooke Hogan attended the Bejeweled show last night at Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami, and someone should tell her she’s not at Buckingham Palace. No need to get fancy. That said, I think it’s time we all acknowledge the truth about Brooke Hogan: She’s a centaur. Feels good to say that out loud, doesn’t it?

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Comments (99)

  1. we | October 2, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    first
    suckers!

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  2. Holyfuck | October 2, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    Not even one bit hot.

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  3. we | October 2, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    first
    suckers!

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  4. we | October 2, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    first
    suckers!

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  5. simplicity | October 2, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    wow..
    uhh..

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  6. ChoppedUpSomeDogCuntAndAteIt | October 2, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    THAT’S A MAN, BABY!!!

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  7. Rough Daddy | October 2, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    lol I was going to give this broad a positive review till i saw pic 3&4…shes a one nighter though….Besides who wants to be at the receiving end of a leg drop by Hulkamania!

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  8. FRIST!!! | October 2, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Nice hooker attire. I bet she makes her daddy proud. I know she makes ME proud to be of the same gender..

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  9. Ted from LA | October 2, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    It takes a lot of BALLS to dress like that.

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  10. ChopeedUpSomeDogCuntAndAteIt | October 2, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    It looks as if his breasts are ashamed and trying to escape the horror that is Mr. Hogan’s skanky pie-hole.

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  11. mamadough | October 2, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    hit “post” once we, you dumb piece of shit!

    given the option (and if i had a penis), i’d rather fuck a old wet leather purse. it would at least know how to give me correct change afterward.

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  12. ChoppedUpSomeDogCuntAndAteIt | October 2, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    Ahem, how silly of me, I meant CHOPPEDUpSomeDogCuntAndAteIt. Off to sulk in a corner now.

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  13. the typical male Superficial commenter | October 2, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    That body, that voice…sometimes she seems like a chick, other times she seems not just like a man, but like a powerful ass-kicking man…enough to send a shiver down your skin, all the way to your sudden erection.

    whoops.

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  14. Deacon Jones | October 2, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Wow. I dont think Ive ever seen implants head south that fast, whew

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  15. veggi | October 2, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    I heard that some guy looked at her and a sinkhole opened up on his forehead.

    Wait, did that story involve Brooke or Nick?

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  16. hit 'er in the shitter | October 2, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    She looks like a hot Cameron Diaz

    #9 Ted is wishing she had balls so he could play with them like he does his younger relatives and neighbors.

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  17. e | October 2, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    Why is her bra yanked down like that? Aren’t bras supposed to SUPPORT the boobs, not squish them down? FAIL.

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  18. Lisa | October 2, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Brooke should avoid standing next to biological females (2nd picture) as it exaggerates her manliness.

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  19. FRIST!!! | October 2, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    I find her very manly. Very manly indeed…manlier than my man…hmmmmm…..

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  20. mike | October 2, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    so, manlier than your double-headed dildo?

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  21. havoc | October 2, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    Damn, Hulk’s ex-wife is looking pretty good….

    huh?

    Oh….

    .

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  22. joe | October 2, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    Classy or not, I’d nail her like Jesus on the Cross.

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  23. Dick Bush | October 2, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    FUG.

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  24. HorribleJudgment | October 2, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    Geezus! She’s so steroidal and big-boned it’s a wonder she can even fit through doors. It’s like make up on a huge man! FAT, horrible, repulsive, FAT!

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  25. HorribleJudgment | October 2, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    Geezus! She’s so steroidal and big-boned it’s a wonder she can even fit through doors. It’s like make up on a huge man! FAT, horrible, repulsive, FAT!

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  26. FRIST!!! | October 2, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    Fuck off Mike…you are just jealous you don’t have a man..

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  27. Sambo | October 2, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    Poor worthless no talent man in drag face looking bimbo.

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  28. titsonsnack | October 2, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    How is she fatter than me and skinnier than me at the same time?

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  29. TS | October 2, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    Damn, is it drink time yet? FRIST it’s been a rough week. You down for a round of shots early?

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  30. The Screaming Meat Nugget | October 2, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    Throw a brown paper bag over her head, and i’d definitely do her.

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  31. mike | October 2, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    Frist you’re just crabby because last night your daughter refused to ride the other head.

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  32. Yougottabeshittingme | October 2, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    #1,2, and 4. You are a fucking retard. Take it easy.

    On another note, why the hell is walking around with her sweater totally unbuttoned and her bra showing? Real nice. You would think with a mug like that she would want to do as little as possibel to garner more criticism.

    This chick is flat out hiddeous.

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  33. Jimbo | October 2, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    @31 What is wrong mike? did your goat bite again when she was licking the peanut butter off your balls??

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  34. FRIST!!! | October 2, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    TS, already drinkin…

    Mike, you are one sick sonofabitch, to bring my daughter into this. Obviously you don’t have kids, at least I hope to God you don’t and probably you would have to adopt, being queer and all..

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  35. FRIST!!! | October 2, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    Hey Jimbo, what’s up??

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  36. FRIST!!! | October 2, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    #28, I totally get what you mean :)

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  37. FRIST!!! | October 2, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    She’s a very thick and hearty “woman”

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  38. mike | October 2, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    I’m just sayin, when the two of you are alone at night (so, most nights), if she’s sore from the previous night, give her a little break, she’s not nearly as loose as you are…yet.

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  39. FRIST!!! | October 2, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    Mike, stay right where you are. I am coming to shove a broken wine bottle up your ass and spin it, then I’m going to put toothpicks in your eyes, and set you on fire, but only from the waist down.

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  40. mike | October 2, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    “Mike, stay right where you are. I am coming”

    That part I recognize.

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  41. Sam | October 2, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    Frist – I believe that’s now called the “Travis Barker Special”.

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  42. dragon43078 | October 2, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Eh.. What the hell. I have done worse…often.

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  43. HorribleJudgment | October 2, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    Holy shit! In pics 4 & 5 her boobs are halfway down her his/her chest. More proof that it’s a man. A man that someone decided to put make up on, and sew shitty implants right below his stomach. What a behemoth.

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  44. Morgan | October 2, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    HAHAHA oh my god, she IS a centaur. It’s uncanny.

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  45. Morgan | October 2, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    HAHAHA oh my god, she IS a centaur. It’s uncanny.

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  46. Morgan | October 2, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    HAHAHA oh my god, she IS a centaur. It’s uncanny.

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  47. FRIST!!! | October 2, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    #41 oh yeah..

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  48. Binky | October 2, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    Frist – what the h is Pandora ? Link says we can’t it here in Canuckistan. Is it something like automatic weapons ?

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  49. Celery | October 2, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    I like Mike.

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  50. FRIST!!! | October 2, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    I think it is break time

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