Brooke Hogan might be posing for Playboy

July 23rd, 2008 // 58 Comments

Brooke Hogan has been offered the cover of the 55th Anniversary of Playboy. And she’s actually considering doing it! I don’t know why I just used an exclamation mark. Oh, that’s right; I plan on jabbing it in my eye. NY Daily News reports:

Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men’s magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn’t say no.
The “Brooke Hogan Knows Best” star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan’s 2006 album “Undiscovered” reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.

Hugh Hefner just heard this news and put down his pipe in disgust: “I never! The day Playboy runs photographs of trannies is the day Hugh Hefner succumbs to senility. I’ll see to this.” He immediately buzzes his secretary: “Get Marilyn Monroe on the line. Also, I’ve pooped again and want to watch cartoons.”

Photos: Splash News, Video: E! Online
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  1. Deacon Jones

    @49

    Where else are we supposed to pick them up from, silly goose?

  2. #51 – I usually do it at funerals and church… who am I kidding? I only go to church when there’s a funeral…

  3. Robert Acquafresca

    Hulk will be taking the pictures.

  4. dude

    Holy shit! Does this mean we might actually get to see a fake blond with fake tits in Playboy?

  5. Come on people. Prettier than Hulk. This may be as good as it gets for her.

    Why doesn’t she take the Chyna road and get on WWE with her dad??

  6. cecil

    18 and 44 are obviously gay so I think this whole brooke thing will be perfect for them.

  7. Elizabeth

    SO HE IS GOING TO SHOW HIS DICK BUT WAIT ONE MINUTE THEN HE NEEDS TO POSE FOR PLAYGIRL NOT PLAYBOY

    Stupid shemale is all confused now hey Brooke is PLAYGIRL not PLAYBOY where you show your dick

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