Brooke Hogan has been offered the cover of the 55th Anniversary of Playboy. And she’s actually considering doing it! I don’t know why I just used an exclamation mark. Oh, that’s right; I plan on jabbing it in my eye. NY Daily News reports:
Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men’s magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn’t say no.
The “Brooke Hogan Knows Best” star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan’s 2006 album “Undiscovered” reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.
Hugh Hefner just heard this news and put down his pipe in disgust: “I never! The day Playboy runs photographs of trannies is the day Hugh Hefner succumbs to senility. I’ll see to this.” He immediately buzzes his secretary: “Get Marilyn Monroe on the line. Also, I’ve pooped again and want to watch cartoons.”
mike jones | July 23, 2008 at 4:48 pm
uhh playboy did have a tranny on it in like the 70s or 80s broseph, the dudelady from that jamesbond movie.. for your eyes only
steve | July 23, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Talk about a crossover star!!! She’ll be the first to grace the covers of both Playboy (tucked) and Playgirl (untucked).
Sportsdvl | July 23, 2008 at 4:49 pm
I seriously doubt that Playboy would put her on the cover, especially on a special issue like the anniversary issue.
She doesn’t look like a man in these pics like she normally does, but she probably just did a better job of tucking it back today.
veggi | July 23, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Looking at a Brooke Hogan spread in Playboy would give me the worst headache ever. Well, ok, second-worst (sorry, John).
Deacon Jones | July 23, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I’d buy it. But shit, I jerk off to tranny porn so that’s not saying much.
When’d they start hiring burn victims as talkshow anchors?
kat | July 23, 2008 at 4:55 pm
serves you guys right for needing porn. get a real woman, you morons. and quit fantasizing over air-brushed, washed-up, used-up celebs.
Crush | July 23, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Yeah, she could do the cover for Playboy in it’s new “Chicks with Dicks” photo spread. She and Khloe Kardashian would so make that volume.
havoc | July 23, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Wow, didn’t see this coming…..
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yo mama | July 23, 2008 at 5:00 pm
…i don’t think she got that chelsea meant hulk when she said that they’re for the “father”
emily | July 23, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Ewwwwwwww.
rough daddy | July 23, 2008 at 5:01 pm
is hefner prepare to win a steel cage match against the hulkster? that chick aint posing for no playboy…
Julie | July 23, 2008 at 5:01 pm
i thought they only showed nude WOMEN in playboy…
Where Have All The Cowboys Gone | July 23, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I read in a recent issue of Variety mag that her TV show got really, really high ratings, so there must be a lot of guys in jail with TVs out there watching her…. The rest of us have cable or satellite and don’t have to watch this crap, so we aren’t counted in the ratings, only the perverts and murders are. What a surprise they can afford Playboy Magazines either!
Tom | July 23, 2008 at 5:03 pm
I wonder if she will pose for http://www.afflsports.com? With all the sponsers that site has, I wouldn’t doubt it.
Clem | July 23, 2008 at 5:03 pm
She’ll do it – I’ll lay money on it – what else has she got? Talent? You don’t need talent to be photoshoppd with your kipper hanging out. Does anyone even buy Playboy these days anyway?
Stan | July 23, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I hope she does the “fruitbowl” pose.
james | July 23, 2008 at 5:12 pm
won’ buy the issue, but wouldn’t mind seeing leaked pics from the spread
Hey Kat @6 | July 23, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Men use porn because pussy – the organ attached to a cunt – is sometimes an inconvenient, smelly, disease causing affair.
Thanks though.
Ed | July 23, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Who are those tools standing next to her in that last pic? They look like high school dorks that were able to find The Buckle at the Mall…
Sell Porn Make Money | July 23, 2008 at 5:22 pm
she kinda looks like ashley simpson there.
Sportsdvl | July 23, 2008 at 5:22 pm
The rumor is she is wanting to do a daddy/daughter spread like Miley Cyrus did in Vanity Fair.
Harry | July 23, 2008 at 5:30 pm
I literally just looked at Playboy for the first time in like a hundred years because that fine tennis player Ashley Harkelroad is nekkid in it., and I found them on the internet, so I didn’t even have to pay for it. (the pics kinda sucked, btw). I didn’t even know they still published this. This magazine is pretty over, isn’t it?
Shivari | July 23, 2008 at 5:31 pm
*vomits*
*Reads article again*
*vomits again*
Ted from LA | July 23, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I heard it is going to be a four page spread (for her pussy).
Ted from LA | July 23, 2008 at 5:33 pm
I hope they remember to airbrush Hulk’s hand off her ass.
Anonymous | July 23, 2008 at 5:37 pm
I want to know why 127,000 people bought her album.
Tom | July 23, 2008 at 5:38 pm
I’d let her give me a golden shower while I jerked off to http://www.afflsports.com
me | July 23, 2008 at 5:45 pm
It will finally put the boy in playboy.
Tracy | July 23, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I won’t even respond to the actual substance of the post since I find it repulsive, but…..
hasn’t she been wearing those shoes in just about EVERY picture she’s been in lately? go shopping, bitch
BigJim | July 23, 2008 at 5:51 pm
[Calls broker and dumps all Playboy stock]
myself | July 23, 2008 at 5:53 pm
It’ll put the heifer in Hefner.
weirdo | July 23, 2008 at 5:54 pm
I’m sure Hulks issue will have the pages all stuck together in no time! He’ll be the first in line to spank it all over a pic of his own daughters ass!
Sportsdvl | July 23, 2008 at 6:00 pm
If you watch the video and then look at the pics posted above – they don’t even look like the same person! She’s one of those trannies who’s looks can really change.
#30 – LOL
Jamie's Uterus | July 23, 2008 at 6:10 pm
I don’t want to see her penis.
Manly chins are super sexy | July 23, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Hmmmmmmmm I hate to say I think she came over OK, but really though she should have punched the interviewer for all the jokes about her dad leching over here that was out of order.
KG | July 23, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Makes me want to vomit, like all the pics of Brooke. I file her in that same folder that holds pics of Amy Winehouse and people like that. I do not want to see their pics, thanks.
pete | July 23, 2008 at 6:29 pm
fap-fap-fap-fap OUCH NOT SO DEEP, BROOKE fap-fap-fap PLEASE DON’T GRUNT LIKE THAT fap-fa HEY WHY’S YOUR DAD RIPPING OFF HIS SHIRT?
nah. doesn’t work.
James | July 23, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Playboy Magazine: Now an Ipecac!
yip | July 23, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Lol, brainless bitch is so hungry for fame and cash that she doesn’t care how she gets it. You know this is not going to help her career at all, she’ll just get more desperate. What’s next? Tranny porn?
Stupid kids of celebreties… why doesn’t she just wake up and get a normal job instead of pursuing this!!?? Stupid. :K
Gary B | July 23, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Brooke’s debut Album managed to SELL WORSE than Paris Hilton’s pop travesty. Now that is a ACCOMPLISMENT in FAIL.
Is anyone here old enough to remember when Hulkamania meant something?
xoxo | July 23, 2008 at 7:28 pm
hulk hogan brought those 127,000 copies
Booked Smogan | July 23, 2008 at 7:32 pm
anyone actually watch the video? hear one of the last lines sasquatch said? in reference to her dirty triangle of cuntfusion, she says, and I quote, “It’s a big ol’ mess down there” as she waves her hand over her twat, as if to waft in the warm, musky air.
ah, shucks, brooke, you’ve always been so classy-like.
britney's weave | July 23, 2008 at 8:03 pm
canceling our subscription now…
fred | July 23, 2008 at 8:06 pm
#18 RIGHT ON BROTHER!
john | July 23, 2008 at 8:34 pm
fuck her more fucking photos on the site NYwealthyMatch . c o m
scab | July 23, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Brooke’s manager: “Brooke after Playboy I have got you booked for the Bukake Festival! Now that is where your talent will “come” thru.”
Boobies | July 24, 2008 at 6:14 am
Just paper bag that shit, cos those tittays are bangin’ !!!
jay | July 24, 2008 at 8:03 am
I have seen transexuals who looked more feminine than Brooke appears in that photo. I wonder whether or not she has a ding-dong. Is so, it would explain a lot of things, like why the Hulk spends so much time rubbing lotion onto her buttocks.
kat | July 24, 2008 at 8:20 am
#18, #44
if you weren’t such a douchebag and only picked up women in bars and strip joints, then maybe you wouldn’t have that problem.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 24, 2008 at 8:42 am
She’ll need the centerfold, because her feer will take up the entire second page.