Brooke Hogan might be posing for Playboy

July 23rd, 2008 // 58 Comments

Brooke Hogan has been offered the cover of the 55th Anniversary of Playboy. And she’s actually considering doing it! I don’t know why I just used an exclamation mark. Oh, that’s right; I plan on jabbing it in my eye. NY Daily News reports:

Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men’s magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn’t say no.
The “Brooke Hogan Knows Best” star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan’s 2006 album “Undiscovered” reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.

Hugh Hefner just heard this news and put down his pipe in disgust: “I never! The day Playboy runs photographs of trannies is the day Hugh Hefner succumbs to senility. I’ll see to this.” He immediately buzzes his secretary: “Get Marilyn Monroe on the line. Also, I’ve pooped again and want to watch cartoons.”

Photos: Splash News, Video: E! Online

  1. mike jones

    uhh playboy did have a tranny on it in like the 70s or 80s broseph, the dudelady from that jamesbond movie.. for your eyes only

  2. steve

    Talk about a crossover star!!! She’ll be the first to grace the covers of both Playboy (tucked) and Playgirl (untucked).

  3. I seriously doubt that Playboy would put her on the cover, especially on a special issue like the anniversary issue.

    She doesn’t look like a man in these pics like she normally does, but she probably just did a better job of tucking it back today.

  4. veggi

    Looking at a Brooke Hogan spread in Playboy would give me the worst headache ever. Well, ok, second-worst (sorry, John).

  5. Deacon Jones

    I’d buy it. But shit, I jerk off to tranny porn so that’s not saying much.

    When’d they start hiring burn victims as talkshow anchors?

  6. kat

    serves you guys right for needing porn. get a real woman, you morons. and quit fantasizing over air-brushed, washed-up, used-up celebs.

  7. Crush

    Yeah, she could do the cover for Playboy in it’s new “Chicks with Dicks” photo spread. She and Khloe Kardashian would so make that volume.

  8. havoc

    Wow, didn’t see this coming…..


  9. yo mama

    …i don’t think she got that chelsea meant hulk when she said that they’re for the “father”

  10. emily


  11. rough daddy

    is hefner prepare to win a steel cage match against the hulkster? that chick aint posing for no playboy…

  12. Julie

    i thought they only showed nude WOMEN in playboy…

  13. Where Have All The Cowboys Gone

    I read in a recent issue of Variety mag that her TV show got really, really high ratings, so there must be a lot of guys in jail with TVs out there watching her…. The rest of us have cable or satellite and don’t have to watch this crap, so we aren’t counted in the ratings, only the perverts and murders are. What a surprise they can afford Playboy Magazines either!

  14. Tom

    I wonder if she will pose for With all the sponsers that site has, I wouldn’t doubt it.

  15. Clem

    She’ll do it – I’ll lay money on it – what else has she got? Talent? You don’t need talent to be photoshoppd with your kipper hanging out. Does anyone even buy Playboy these days anyway?

  16. Stan

    I hope she does the “fruitbowl” pose.

  17. james

    won’ buy the issue, but wouldn’t mind seeing leaked pics from the spread

  18. Hey Kat @6

    Men use porn because pussy – the organ attached to a cunt – is sometimes an inconvenient, smelly, disease causing affair.
    Thanks though.

  19. Ed

    Who are those tools standing next to her in that last pic? They look like high school dorks that were able to find The Buckle at the Mall…

  20. she kinda looks like ashley simpson there.

  21. The rumor is she is wanting to do a daddy/daughter spread like Miley Cyrus did in Vanity Fair.

  22. Harry

    I literally just looked at Playboy for the first time in like a hundred years because that fine tennis player Ashley Harkelroad is nekkid in it., and I found them on the internet, so I didn’t even have to pay for it. (the pics kinda sucked, btw). I didn’t even know they still published this. This magazine is pretty over, isn’t it?

  23. Shivari


    *Reads article again*

    *vomits again*

  24. Ted from LA

    I heard it is going to be a four page spread (for her pussy).

  25. Ted from LA

    I hope they remember to airbrush Hulk’s hand off her ass.

  26. Anonymous

    I want to know why 127,000 people bought her album.

  27. Tom

    I’d let her give me a golden shower while I jerked off to

  28. me

    It will finally put the boy in playboy.

  29. Tracy

    I won’t even respond to the actual substance of the post since I find it repulsive, but…..
    hasn’t she been wearing those shoes in just about EVERY picture she’s been in lately? go shopping, bitch

  30. BigJim

    [Calls broker and dumps all Playboy stock]

  31. myself

    It’ll put the heifer in Hefner.

  32. weirdo

    I’m sure Hulks issue will have the pages all stuck together in no time! He’ll be the first in line to spank it all over a pic of his own daughters ass!

  33. If you watch the video and then look at the pics posted above – they don’t even look like the same person! She’s one of those trannies who’s looks can really change.

    #30 – LOL

  34. Jamie's Uterus

    I don’t want to see her penis.

  35. Manly chins are super sexy

    Hmmmmmmmm I hate to say I think she came over OK, but really though she should have punched the interviewer for all the jokes about her dad leching over here that was out of order.

  36. KG

    Makes me want to vomit, like all the pics of Brooke. I file her in that same folder that holds pics of Amy Winehouse and people like that. I do not want to see their pics, thanks.

  37. pete


    nah. doesn’t work.

  38. James

    Playboy Magazine: Now an Ipecac!

  39. yip

    Lol, brainless bitch is so hungry for fame and cash that she doesn’t care how she gets it. You know this is not going to help her career at all, she’ll just get more desperate. What’s next? Tranny porn?
    Stupid kids of celebreties… why doesn’t she just wake up and get a normal job instead of pursuing this!!?? Stupid. :K

  40. Gary B

    Brooke’s debut Album managed to SELL WORSE than Paris Hilton’s pop travesty. Now that is a ACCOMPLISMENT in FAIL.

    Is anyone here old enough to remember when Hulkamania meant something?

  41. xoxo

    hulk hogan brought those 127,000 copies

  42. Booked Smogan

    anyone actually watch the video? hear one of the last lines sasquatch said? in reference to her dirty triangle of cuntfusion, she says, and I quote, “It’s a big ol’ mess down there” as she waves her hand over her twat, as if to waft in the warm, musky air.

    ah, shucks, brooke, you’ve always been so classy-like.

  43. britney's weave

    canceling our subscription now…

  44. fred


  45. john

    fuck her more fucking photos on the site NYwealthyMatch . c o m

  46. scab

    Brooke’s manager: “Brooke after Playboy I have got you booked for the Bukake Festival! Now that is where your talent will “come” thru.”

  47. Boobies

    Just paper bag that shit, cos those tittays are bangin’ !!!

  48. jay

    I have seen transexuals who looked more feminine than Brooke appears in that photo. I wonder whether or not she has a ding-dong. Is so, it would explain a lot of things, like why the Hulk spends so much time rubbing lotion onto her buttocks.

  49. kat

    #18, #44

    if you weren’t such a douchebag and only picked up women in bars and strip joints, then maybe you wouldn’t have that problem.

  50. She’ll need the centerfold, because her feer will take up the entire second page.

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