Brooke Hogan in a bikini = Please, stop confusing my pants for the love of God

July 14th, 2008 // 58 Comments

Apparently, performing in lingerie wasn’t enough for Brooke Hogan. No, she had to continue her promotional tour of cleavage and get her bikini on today with Hulk’s girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel. You know, the one that looks just like Brooke but add 40 years. Anyway, I was almost mesmerized by these pics of Brooke pouring water down her silicone pillows until I came across this shot from behind. Now I know what prison looks like. I’ll be good!

Photos: Splash News

  1. blond chic who needs vacation

    i’m so jealous of the girls who just get to lay beside the pool all day while I’m stuck here at work 60 hrs a week w/ no tan. :( life as a low/medium class 21 yr girl SUCKS FUCKING ASS! She puts her money towards fake tits! I put mine towards bills! WOOHOO!

  2. rough daddy

    thats grade a toockie,,,hadly been used,,,if hogan’s not going to put lotion on her I will

  3. bad dad

    “Brooke” is a totally wrong name. Better is something like “Ethel” or “Zelda.”

  4. Juliana

    Where the hell is her ass?

  5. braft

    lol, anyone who says shes fat is either gay or a virgin

  6. She really doesn’t do anything for me. She looks like a dude…….

  7. Juggernaut

    Brooke is gorgeous!

    Sophie #15: If they & I were the last people on earth, I’m sure we’d spend every nigh in a threesome. :)

    Sarah Silver#27: I’ve loved Sarah Silverman since fher ‘SNL’ days & despite the anti-christian comments of “Jesus is magic’, I still love her. BUT, if a christian had made anti-semetic comments, even in jest, he or she would have had a witch hunt in chase. God forbid ANYONE saying something like that about the muslim deity or prophet. We can even have cartoons about said prophet without people being murdered over it.

  8. Alyse

    now she can see she is not a little girl. they now make large size swim suits so use em

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