Brooke Hogan in a Bikini

May 3rd, 2010 // 125 Comments

I’m not even sure Brooke Hogan counts as a celebrity anymore, but here he is teaching surf lessons on Saturday because Nick lost the family fortune giving his best friends gaping head wounds. Even more surprising, is Brooke was on the same beach as Snooki yet the two didn’t immediately start fighting over who was going to get their picture taken. Unless I somehow missed the shots of Cha-Ka from Land of the Lost uppercutting a big-titted manatee. I wouldn’t put it past me.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. yowillie

    She needs a pearl necklace to complete the look.

  2. my dickinbrooke

    I love this bitch, nice healthy tits, nice healthy thighs I would fuck her till she howls like a sick dog.

  3. Damn why do the paps even care about this amazon with no talent, and therefore no justification for her celebrity? And why is this site posting pics of her??
    Wait…I’m finally seeing the pattern…the kardashians..the jersey whores….keisha…paris (still?)…britney (still??)…
    We all know this site is craptacular, or so I hope, but damn, going from snooki’s 4 foot tall chunky leathery frame that has no business being eagerly snapped and sold by photogs to brooke’s reprise of the poster for “Attack of the 50 Foot Woman” (pic 16) that is equally worthless is making my head spin!

  4. Seriously, Nick Manning, how desperate are you? Limit is gay. All of this bet with a friend, Linebacker clearly a repressed homosexual desires.

  5. Seriously, Nick Manning, how desperate are you? Limit is gay. All of this bet with a friend, Linebacker clearly a repressed homosexual desires.

  6. Dr. John "Always at Your Cervix!"

    OK, I know her face is slightly mannish, and I know she has fake tits. I also know she could probably whup my ass.

    Despite all of the above, I still find her remarkably attractive and I think I’d like to make out with her pussy.

    Am I in denial?

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  8. fake tits!

    Looks like her idiotic fake titties have started to settle in; too bad she still looks like a gorilla…

  9. Who knew Manatees could surf?!

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  12. Jon

    We always have our hidden fetishes Dr John. Just don’t tell your patients about it so that they can still respect you.

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  14. you have to love her for being so playfull

  15. Bellatrix

    In that first photo she’s sporting a mighty fine goatee.
    If you can afford the plastic surgery surely you can afford a $20 lip and chin wax?

  16. Bellatrix

    In that first photo she’s sporting a mighty fine goatee.
    If you can afford the plastic surgery surely you can afford a $20 lip and chin wax?

  17. captain america

    the big question: HOW WILL SHE LOOK WITHOUT IT?
    …………show it to us all.

  18. Me

    she was totally born a man

  19. She has a washboard ass

  20. i think her 15 minutes are up. she still looks good though. no more tv show i suppose.

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  22. toolboy

    I am confused. She looks pretty good and I want Ray Ban sunglasses…WTF?

  23. Mateo

    She looks pretty good here. The boobs definitely look good.

    Someone needs to photoshop the Hulk stache on her.

  24. Darth

    What happened to her tan!? This is a whole different Brooke Hogan.

  25. WhatEverHelpsYouSleepAtNightBtch

    I think she’s a beautiful girl.

  26. cellphone

    Talking about a dumb blonde.. And that’s why i’m surprised that she has surfing skills..

  27. Honestly

    I will not lie: I’d hit it like a hurricane. She is the hottest damned amazon since…evar.

  28. Gando

    #78
    I don’t blame her being dumb because that might be her way to survive in her disastrous family.

  29. bimbamboing

    Is she still living together with her dad? Or is she finally on her own?

  30. She's just fine

    She looks like an athletic, college girl, who could easily be straight out of the midwest who plays softball or something. I lIke it. Not into the starved look, six o’clock set.

  31. Thats A Man Baby!!

    I like his small dick and his wide shoulders. Brooke even describes himself as a feminine male. His brother Nick and the Hulkster all compare the size of their balls during Family Outings.

  32. Thats A Man Baby!!

    I like his small dick and his wide shoulders. Brooke even describes himself as a feminine male. His brother Nick and the Hulkster all compare the size of their balls during Family Outings.

  33. ID Fuckatron Prime

    #42 LOL yo a damn fool for what you posted; #82 Im from the midwest and Softball girls have some of the most moist vaginas in the world. I love that super wet snatch. Some times you get the girls with the gloves who when you fuck em the pussy trys to snatch ya dick back in. Wowsa!! must come from all the crouching and squating they do in baseball.

    But any event. Brooke Hogan has a nice rack. Might look like a GORON from zelda in the face but the bitch got a body. she is loosing a little in the ass department. Most softball chicks I seen have big child bearing hips and an ass. She got the hips but no ass. But its coo I can compare her pussy to something Im familiar with.

    All in all…..I’d hit it with the lights on and then take pictures so I can show people the dirty deeds Ive done. Because im a sick bastard who loves fucking the shit out of women. and Gorons apparently

  34. ID Fuckatron Prime

    #42 LOL yo a damn fool for what you posted; #82 Im from the midwest and Softball girls have some of the most moist vaginas in the world. I love that super wet snatch. Some times you get the girls with the gloves who when you fuck em the pussy trys to snatch ya dick back in. Wowsa!! must come from all the crouching and squating they do in baseball.

    But any event. Brooke Hogan has a nice rack. Might look like a GORON from zelda in the face but the bitch got a body. she is loosing a little in the ass department. Most softball chicks I seen have big child bearing hips and an ass. She got the hips but no ass. But its coo I can compare her pussy to something Im familiar with.

    All in all…..I’d hit it with the lights on and then take pictures so I can show people the dirty deeds Ive done. Because im a sick bastard who loves fucking the shit out of women. and Gorons apparently

  35. ID Fuckatron Prime

    #42 LOL yo a damn fool for what you posted; #82 Im from the midwest and Softball girls have some of the most moist vaginas in the world. I love that super wet snatch. Some times you get the girls with the gloves who when you fuck em the pussy trys to snatch ya dick back in. Wowsa!! must come from all the crouching and squating they do in baseball.

    But any event. Brooke Hogan has a nice rack. Might look like a GORON from zelda in the face but the bitch got a body. she is loosing a little in the ass department. Most softball chicks I seen have big child bearing hips and an ass. She got the hips but no ass. But its coo I can compare her pussy to something Im familiar with.

    All in all…..I’d hit it with the lights on and then take pictures so I can show people the dirty deeds Ive done. Because im a sick bastard who loves fucking the shit out of women. and Gorons apparently

  36. ID Fuckatron Prime

    #42 LOL yo a damn fool for what you posted; #82 Im from the midwest and Softball girls have some of the most moist vaginas in the world. I love that super wet snatch. Some times you get the girls with the gloves who when you fuck em the pussy trys to snatch ya dick back in. Wowsa!! must come from all the crouching and squating they do in baseball.

    But any event. Brooke Hogan has a nice rack. Might look like a GORON from zelda in the face but the bitch got a body. she is loosing a little in the ass department. Most softball chicks I seen have big child bearing hips and an ass. She got the hips but no ass. But its coo I can compare her pussy to something Im familiar with.

    All in all…..I’d hit it with the lights on and then take pictures so I can show people the dirty deeds Ive done. Because im a sick bastard who loves fucking the shit out of women. and Gorons apparently

  37. ID Fuckatron Prime

    #42 LOL yo a damn fool for what you posted; #82 Im from the midwest and Softball girls have some of the most moist vaginas in the world. I love that super wet snatch. Some times you get the girls with the gloves who when you fuck em the pussy trys to snatch ya dick back in. Wowsa!! must come from all the crouching and squating they do in baseball.

    But any event. Brooke Hogan has a nice rack. Might look like a GORON from zelda in the face but the bitch got a body. she is loosing a little in the ass department. Most softball chicks I seen have big child bearing hips and an ass. She got the hips but no ass. But its coo I can compare her pussy to something Im familiar with.

    All in all…..I’d hit it with the lights on and then take pictures so I can show people the dirty deeds Ive done. Because im a sick bastard who loves fucking the shit out of women. and Gorons apparently

  38. dick

    whore

  39. Truth

    Where is her ass? Flat and gross!

  40. Burt

    She looks great.

  41. stiinkdaddy

    Hey Fish you made a typo there instead of typing “she” you typed–waaaiit a minute…I see what you did there.

  42. ron

    Big tits or not….she STILL looks like a dude from the neck up!

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  44. Janie

    Yep, that’s what I was thinking. She looks like someone that guys just want to have sex with. Kinda porn starish.

  45. nico bastien

    i want to fuck you in my bed

  46. Voov good
    She looks great.

  47. Jessica

    Seen her in person at tha shooting star casino..shes had the flattest ass iver ever seen!!!

  48. Jessica

    Seen her in person at tha shooting star casino..shes had the flattest ass iveever seen!!!

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