Brooke Hogan in a Bikini
I’m not even sure Brooke Hogan counts as a celebrity anymore, but here he is teaching surf lessons on Saturday because Nick lost the family fortune giving his best friends gaping head wounds. Even more surprising, is Brooke was on the same beach as Snooki yet the two didn’t immediately start fighting over who was going to get their picture taken. Unless I somehow missed the shots of Cha-Ka from Land of the Lost uppercutting a big-titted manatee. I wouldn’t put it past me.