I’m not even sure Brooke Hogan counts as a celebrity anymore, but here he is teaching surf lessons on Saturday because Nick lost the family fortune giving his best friends gaping head wounds. Even more surprising, is Brooke was on the same beach as Snooki yet the two didn’t immediately start fighting over who was going to get their picture taken. Unless I somehow missed the shots of Cha-Ka from Land of the Lost uppercutting a big-titted manatee. I wouldn’t put it past me.
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It's Me Fuckers | May 3, 2010 at 2:58 pm
fuck me, she looks pretty good.
mnsuperbee | May 3, 2010 at 2:58 pm
If you can’t tone it, tan it.
mae | May 3, 2010 at 2:58 pm
I think she looks really good, very fit.
josecuervo | May 3, 2010 at 2:59 pm
first bitches!!
J_BiGGz@2 | May 3, 2010 at 2:59 pm
111111111ssssttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!! & what a piece on that @$$!! =)
pimp | May 3, 2010 at 3:00 pm
she has awesome tits…i want to eat her ass…
truth | May 3, 2010 at 3:02 pm
the kind of chick you bring home kind of drunk to bang but walk her out the back door so your roomates don’t see her. we call that the hideaway.
Koolio113 | May 3, 2010 at 3:04 pm
nice JUGGS.
Monday | May 3, 2010 at 3:06 pm
It is unfortunate about her ass.
Deacon Jones | May 3, 2010 at 3:07 pm
@7
Bullseye.
Then you come back to crash in your bed and half her face is caked onto your pillow from all the makeup. We used to call that “clown face”
Armando | May 3, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Y all the Brooke hate @ the Super? She’s a big girl, she’s cute, she’s got a nice rack, whats the problem?
Anonymous | May 3, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Go away. You aren’t even close to being relevant.
Asshole | May 3, 2010 at 3:16 pm
@7 & 10
And then you realize you’re gay because you just hooked up with a dude.
Just kidding, I’ve done worse.
dude | May 3, 2010 at 3:25 pm
sex w/Brooke=bestiality.
Mitch | May 3, 2010 at 3:30 pm
I’ve jerked off to Brooke Hogan more times that I can count and I usually like a little gayness when I take matters into my own hands.
I’m not sure if that means that Brooke Hogan gets my dick hard because I am attracted to her as a woman or that it’s because I am attracted to her as a mannish woman?
Either way I have nutted about six times today already and I’ve only been awake since 10am. Four of those were to these pictures of Brooke Hogan. One was to an old standby pic of Goatse and the other was to a photo of Barack Obama with his shirt off.
Later,
Mitch
Stephen | May 3, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Finally a real woman with real tits. Thank you.
Crack Dealers of America | May 3, 2010 at 3:31 pm
She looks good when compared to Snookie the Wookie
Randel | May 3, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Fish, where are the men, the hot hunky men.
Randel
hmmm | May 3, 2010 at 3:39 pm
don’t care what anyone says – she has a great body. and the red sox hot…super hot!
@16 – her tits look great, and she obviously has had a talented surgeon, but they are completely fake. its public knowledge.
bugman | May 3, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Wow, she actually looks pretty good in these pics. Whodathunkit?
die mitch you worthless shithill | May 3, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Brooke seems like a decent fellow
Alex | May 3, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Those look real to me, Fish.
Urbanspaceman | May 3, 2010 at 4:09 pm
She looks just fine and the implants have settled in nicely, she went to a good surgeon.
gueibor | May 3, 2010 at 4:09 pm
I don’t know if it’s just relief from Paulie D’s fucking visage lingering on the front page for the whole weekend, or the subsequent Snooki-horror when an update finally came…, but I’d hit this like there’s no tomorrow.
With gusto and abandon.
I’d probably have a look of utter confusion on my face throughout the proceedings, mind you, but I’d still hit it.
That is, provided it doesn’t wrestle me to the ground first.
And sits on my face.
Which would still be one hell of an improvement over anything jerseyshore.
—
(On a brutally honest note: I’ve dated manlier girls than this – and so have the rest of you guys.)
wfwF | May 3, 2010 at 4:14 pm
wtf r yall smoking on in this chat!?!
DaDuDe | May 3, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Who BrookE Hogan , YEAAAHhh’ , I’ F%#^’d her , Oh!!! :O
Jenn | May 3, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Wow you can’t even write a completely unrelated post without mentioning the jersey shore hag. You must really want to bang her, considering you probably never get laid….don’t laugh cause you know it’s true.
DaDuDe | May 3, 2010 at 4:21 pm
idk maybe
Taz | May 3, 2010 at 4:22 pm
She got her banana tits fixed
Tek | May 3, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Let me ask you something, BROTHER. What the fuck is going on, is this Beastly Monday at The Superficial? First Snooki and now The Hulkster? x_x
@ 16 and 22. She admitted to Howard Stern that she has implants.
FAKE | May 3, 2010 at 4:32 pm
HER TITS ARE FAKEEE
FAKE
GOOGLE IT
FAKE TITS
YUP, THEY’RE FAKE
THEY LOOK GOOD THOUGH, BUT THEY ARE FAKE
FAKE
GeorgeWBush | May 3, 2010 at 4:40 pm
@ J_BiGGz@
urrr….what ass….unless u like a boney ass
bigbadvoodoodaddy | May 3, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Her suit bottom must be a little g-string or something. Look at those shorts riding up in her business in pic #6. Loose the shorts I say!
Cartman | May 3, 2010 at 4:51 pm
I’d hit it.
I’ve certainly banged worse.
Hater | May 3, 2010 at 4:51 pm
That’s one gigantic pancake for a backside. Agreed?
eateme | May 3, 2010 at 5:01 pm
meh,
she looks ok but after years of masturbating to hulk hogan, another hogan just ain’t the same.
bop | May 3, 2010 at 5:07 pm
her breast implants look like they are sagging already…. they almost look real
Mr. Nice Guy | May 3, 2010 at 5:23 pm
She look good. Her Tits are Real, Real NICE!
typo | May 3, 2010 at 5:38 pm
typo “there he is” unless you’re saying brooke is a dude because her face kinda does look like one
Bone | May 3, 2010 at 5:42 pm
@39 welcome to the site in case you’re not being sarcastic.
Jon | May 3, 2010 at 6:25 pm
So why do you keep posting pictures of this Ke$ha girl anyway. She’s quite big.
jlylec | May 3, 2010 at 6:28 pm
DAMN…don’t call it a come back…she’s been here for years! just covered in fat apparently.
Rex Kramer-Danger Seeker | May 3, 2010 at 6:32 pm
Greenpeace keeps throwing wet blankets on it and tries to roll it back into the ocean.
Alli Watermelon | May 3, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Okay, so she’s not the most petite female, or that facially attractive for that matter. But I don’t understand why all the hate? For her frame (which is rather large for a female), she has a very nice, fit physique. Her fake boobs look decent and you can tell she works out. Better than being a skinny girl who hasn’t hit the gym since PE in 5th grade…with flabby skinny and zero muscle mass. We call those…skinny fat girls. Now smile and go fuck yourselves. =)
Dread not | May 3, 2010 at 8:17 pm
Wonder if Hulk is still hittin’ that?
Rough Daddy | May 3, 2010 at 9:50 pm
Hulk would have to pry me off with a crow bar, even with the deflated rear…
mfbinc | May 3, 2010 at 9:54 pm
her tits are awesome!!!! girls…those are the standard…..if you don’t have those, start saving!
Jack Mehoff | May 3, 2010 at 9:58 pm
Those titays look yummy. I want to suck on her piss flaps.
yowillie | May 3, 2010 at 10:48 pm
he needs a pearl necklace to complete the look.
Jack Mehoff | May 3, 2010 at 10:49 pm
PHOTOSHOPPED!
black people don’t surf.
signed,
a black guy