Brooke Hogan in a Bikini

fuck me, she looks pretty good.

If you can’t tone it, tan it.

I think she looks really good, very fit.

first bitches!!

111111111ssssttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!! & what a piece on that @$$!! =)

she has awesome tits…i want to eat her ass…

the kind of chick you bring home kind of drunk to bang but walk her out the back door so your roomates don’t see her. we call that the hideaway.

nice JUGGS.

It is unfortunate about her ass.

@7
Bullseye.

Then you come back to crash in your bed and half her face is caked onto your pillow from all the makeup. We used to call that “clown face”

Y all the Brooke hate @ the Super? She’s a big girl, she’s cute, she’s got a nice rack, whats the problem?

Go away. You aren’t even close to being relevant.

@7 & 10

And then you realize you’re gay because you just hooked up with a dude.

Just kidding, I’ve done worse.

sex w/Brooke=bestiality.

I’ve jerked off to Brooke Hogan more times that I can count and I usually like a little gayness when I take matters into my own hands.

I’m not sure if that means that Brooke Hogan gets my dick hard because I am attracted to her as a woman or that it’s because I am attracted to her as a mannish woman?

Either way I have nutted about six times today already and I’ve only been awake since 10am. Four of those were to these pictures of Brooke Hogan. One was to an old standby pic of Goatse and the other was to a photo of Barack Obama with his shirt off.

Later,

Mitch

Finally a real woman with real tits. Thank you.

She looks good when compared to Snookie the Wookie

Fish, where are the men, the hot hunky men.

Randel

don’t care what anyone says – she has a great body. and the red sox hot…super hot!

@16 – her tits look great, and she obviously has had a talented surgeon, but they are completely fake. its public knowledge.

Wow, she actually looks pretty good in these pics. Whodathunkit?

Brooke seems like a decent fellow

Those look real to me, Fish.

She looks just fine and the implants have settled in nicely, she went to a good surgeon.

I don’t know if it’s just relief from Paulie D’s fucking visage lingering on the front page for the whole weekend, or the subsequent Snooki-horror when an update finally came…, but I’d hit this like there’s no tomorrow.
With gusto and abandon.

I’d probably have a look of utter confusion on my face throughout the proceedings, mind you, but I’d still hit it.
That is, provided it doesn’t wrestle me to the ground first.
And sits on my face.
Which would still be one hell of an improvement over anything jerseyshore.

—
(On a brutally honest note: I’ve dated manlier girls than this – and so have the rest of you guys.)

wtf r yall smoking on in this chat!?!

Who BrookE Hogan , YEAAAHhh’ , I’ F%#^’d her , Oh!!! :O

Wow you can’t even write a completely unrelated post without mentioning the jersey shore hag. You must really want to bang her, considering you probably never get laid….don’t laugh cause you know it’s true.

idk maybe

She got her banana tits fixed

Let me ask you something, BROTHER. What the fuck is going on, is this Beastly Monday at The Superficial? First Snooki and now The Hulkster? x_x

@ 16 and 22. She admitted to Howard Stern that she has implants.

HER TITS ARE FAKEEE

FAKE

GOOGLE IT

FAKE TITS

YUP, THEY’RE FAKE

THEY LOOK GOOD THOUGH, BUT THEY ARE FAKE

FAKE

@ J_BiGGz@
urrr….what ass….unless u like a boney ass

Her suit bottom must be a little g-string or something. Look at those shorts riding up in her business in pic #6. Loose the shorts I say!

I’d hit it.

I’ve certainly banged worse.

That’s one gigantic pancake for a backside. Agreed?

meh,
she looks ok but after years of masturbating to hulk hogan, another hogan just ain’t the same.

her breast implants look like they are sagging already…. they almost look real

She look good. Her Tits are Real, Real NICE!

typo “there he is” unless you’re saying brooke is a dude because her face kinda does look like one

@39 welcome to the site in case you’re not being sarcastic.

So why do you keep posting pictures of this Ke$ha girl anyway. She’s quite big.

DAMN…don’t call it a come back…she’s been here for years! just covered in fat apparently.

Greenpeace keeps throwing wet blankets on it and tries to roll it back into the ocean.

Okay, so she’s not the most petite female, or that facially attractive for that matter. But I don’t understand why all the hate? For her frame (which is rather large for a female), she has a very nice, fit physique. Her fake boobs look decent and you can tell she works out. Better than being a skinny girl who hasn’t hit the gym since PE in 5th grade…with flabby skinny and zero muscle mass. We call those…skinny fat girls. Now smile and go fuck yourselves. =)

Wonder if Hulk is still hittin’ that?

Hulk would have to pry me off with a crow bar, even with the deflated rear…

her tits are awesome!!!! girls…those are the standard…..if you don’t have those, start saving!

Those titays look yummy. I want to suck on her piss flaps.

he needs a pearl necklace to complete the look.

PHOTOSHOPPED!

black people don’t surf.

signed,
a black guy