HULK: So, listen, the way I have sex is I hide in the bushes behind my mate’s beach chair then pull her in from behind. So if I accidentally grab you instead of Jennifer, it’s not my fault. I can’t help the way God made me.
BROOKE: That didn’t answer why I have a penis.
HULK: Oh, right. Hulk’s bad.
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Philip | December 30, 2009 at 11:43 am
Dude looks like a lady.
just some guy | December 30, 2009 at 11:44 am
Definitely a dick in those pants.
Freebie48 | December 30, 2009 at 11:52 am
I don’t know why everyone knocks her body. I think she looks great.
frankiestage | December 30, 2009 at 11:53 am
She’s too straight up and down, no curves. Chick’s waist to hip ratio is 1:1. Thigh to calf ratio is nearly that as well.
Alli Watermelon | December 30, 2009 at 11:55 am
You all can knock her all you want, I agree THAT’S A BIG BITCH. But for the bone structure and thickness God gave her, she’s definitely keeping her ass in shape. She’s a fit girl, so stop acting like she’s not.
pimp | December 30, 2009 at 11:59 am
i’d eat its ass…
Giggles | December 30, 2009 at 12:11 pm
I think that’s what we’d call a “skank.”
Kelley | December 30, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Brooke “I know I have a beautiful body” Hogan has cankles, thunder-thighs, a man’s face and fake tits. Helloooo ?
brooke | December 30, 2009 at 12:25 pm
my tits (and dick) are REAL baby . . .
hacksaw | December 30, 2009 at 12:33 pm
I’d hit it.
cc | December 30, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Hi Brooke, it’s me, the St Louis Rams. Our defense has been pretty bad this year and I was wondering…you busy next fall?
juniper | December 30, 2009 at 12:35 pm
number 3 its because everyone on the superficial is gay and love barack hussein osama.
terri | December 30, 2009 at 12:42 pm
her body is awful and she has an ugly face
Boogeyman King Dong | December 30, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Is there one of ma getto bitches on holiday? I didn’t know.
Darth | December 30, 2009 at 12:47 pm
#14 It looks pretty luxurious for a 1 star hotel.
3xTubes | December 30, 2009 at 12:49 pm
shes looking hot
Nero | December 30, 2009 at 12:59 pm
@14
That explains why you were crippled and all those bruises the last time i saw you.
well... | December 30, 2009 at 1:23 pm
here’s a thought: if she were not hulk hogan’s daughter, i don’t think anyone would be saying anything bad about her body. yes, she can look like a tranny, and yes her face is a mess, and yes she is more muscular than your average woman. but her body looks good! she is in great shape and toned. better muscular than fat; i would say she is probably pretty healthy. its the thought of hulk hogan that is making people insist she is built like a linebacker; she’s big and strong but she looks good, and if we didn’t know her dad was a professional wrestler, everyone would say she was hot.
Rough night long | December 30, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Pah-leasee! Get my greasy paws on that and mold it as if it were play-doh…
IdHitIt | December 30, 2009 at 3:13 pm
I wouldn’t blame Hulk for her figure… Have you guys ever looked at her mom?
I’d still hit it in a second.
AaaaahMineEyes! | December 30, 2009 at 3:13 pm
You guys can rip on her looks all you want, because baby girl can definitely sing just like a bir…. oh wait, never mind- scratch that.
That is one foul brute, who knew they made bikinis in petite Sasquatch sizes?
Course, now that her acting/singing career is over, she can pursue her career of destiny- Kraken bait.
forfuckssake | December 30, 2009 at 3:16 pm
ya know… provided she doesn’t really have a penis under there and just maybe a rather large vagina… I’d hit it and flop around those big ol’ fake titties.
Donnie Brassballs | December 30, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Nice tits. I could motorboat my way to an America’s Cup.
FrankinSloth | December 30, 2009 at 3:20 pm
the boobs look good… gimme a brown bag and I’ll go to town
who dat | December 30, 2009 at 3:43 pm
At one point her father was paying 3 million dollars a year to get her singing gigs at shopping malls and the local bars. How F’n embarrassing. I don’t think she looks hot at all. Thick bottom and that face, nuff said.
AL | December 30, 2009 at 4:14 pm
and anorexic chicks look better? What is wrong with our society that a healthy, toned, fit girl is mocked? But anorexic boney ass is hot?
She's a nasty YETI | December 30, 2009 at 4:19 pm
She IS a mess; face looks fug, she’s got thunder thighs & cankles, thick middle body and FAKE tits. However, as long as she likes to give blowjobs & fuck, she’ll always have some dude ready to play a game of “hide the submarine” with her…
Fat Chicks Suck | December 30, 2009 at 4:54 pm
@26: Since when do people think anorexic chicks are hot? Something is wrong with our society when people think every thin, fit girl is anorexic. The Victoria Secret models/etc that idiots call anorexic aren’t anorexic.
I’d say considering this chick’s frame size and genetics she doesn’t look too bad. Definitely way too big for my taste…but there’s really not a lot she can do about it so I wouldn’t ever rip on her.
who dat | December 30, 2009 at 5:55 pm
She is big and beefy. I prefer men but I would make an exception for this monster.
She could use a giant strap-on to drill my willing sphincter silly! I would lick that monster dildo clean after she was done while she laughed at my nelly ways.
Don’t hate. I am gay and proud. Get used to it.
The Truth | December 30, 2009 at 6:05 pm
@ 29 who dat
What’s your fucking problem? Normally, I don’t hate butt pirates you really are a piece of work.
Take your idiotic weak ass New Orleans Saint sissy war cry name and find some gay chat room. I’m sure you will find some sissy to drill your ass there.
Fuck you who dat.
Horndog | December 30, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Looks real good to me!!!
Pros and Cons | December 30, 2009 at 6:15 pm
What is up with this girl? I thought she was yesterday?
gen | December 30, 2009 at 6:19 pm
@29
We know you’re gay. You don’t have to put it in every comment.
Cliff | December 30, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Hehe
Cliff | December 30, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Hehe
Megan Fox's stubby thumbs | December 30, 2009 at 7:03 pm
FIRST!!!!
I would allow her to lick my ass.
Terri Cloth | December 30, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Yummy piece of ass.
Brian | December 30, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Looks like her pops if you ask me
who dat | December 30, 2009 at 7:38 pm
@ 30 and 33
Fuck you. I didn’t attack you. where do you homophobes get off attacking me.
So what if I enjoy posting some comments about the butt activity I love so much?
Don’t hate. Appreciate!
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Ok, seriously, for once, she doesn’t look like a man and I have to unfortunately say, with deep regret I might add..I’ll tap that.
God, I’m going to be sick.
Alli Watermelon | December 30, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Hmm….I guess my husband likes “fat, cankled, manly” women considerning he just walked by and said her body looked GOOD. #18 said it best. Right on.
Racer X | December 30, 2009 at 8:14 pm
I’d hit it like there’s no tomorrow!
in the sack | December 30, 2009 at 8:50 pm
thunder thights? fake tits? forget about it. i´d hit that without warning.
Fat Chicks Suck | December 30, 2009 at 9:16 pm
@41: Guess so…
Nike Air Max | December 30, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Grazie mille! Questo articolo, me lo faccia sapere un sacco di cose che prima non ho capito!
Mike | December 30, 2009 at 9:20 pm
She definitely does not belong on the best celebrity bikini body list. http://www.ranker.com/list/top-10-best-bikini-bodies-of-2009-/allie But, if she loses a little weight she might be up there. I bet the Hulk was angry when he saw these pictures all over the web.
Mike | December 30, 2009 at 9:20 pm
She definitely does not belong on the best celebrity bikini body list. http://www.ranker.com/list/top-10-best-bikini-bodies-of-2009-/allie But, if she loses a little weight she might be up there. I bet the Hulk was angry when he saw these pictures all over the web.
Aerialgreen | December 30, 2009 at 9:47 pm
@20: I’d blame Brooke’s body to BOTH Linda and Hulk Hogan.
Her mom looks like a block mini-fridge and her dad was heavy on steroids (and hair bleach) when she was conceived,
Now look at her brother, Nick “should be in jail and castrated” Hogan: he is a midget that can’t quit the gym otherwise he’ll have his mom’s body with his dad’s moustache-less mug.
v tard | December 30, 2009 at 9:51 pm
she’s on the thick side for my taste, but overall she ain’t bad lookin’ at all.
Rex | December 30, 2009 at 9:56 pm
I would have sex with her, but it would be I am going to treat you like a rich whore sex. Hell I’d even throw a Cleveland steammer in there just for fun. I’ve been drinking a little guys.