Brooke Hogan in a bikini

April 20th, 2009 // 196 Comments

Here’s Brooke Hogan and her boyfriend Stack$ on the set of her new music video yesterday, and obviously, Brooke’s people have realized the only way to get any exposure is to make her roll around in a bikini and/or show as much breast as humanly possible. Normally, I’d applaud this thought process except I’m kind of wishing they went for something a little more subtle. Like a bear costume.

EDIT: Added two more rows of pics. No need to thank me.

Photos: Splash News

  1. bot

    i’d hit it still

  2. That’s a protein inspired bod! from years of the hulkster downing steaks and raw eggs! I like it, id stuff her like the turkey tenderloin i had yesterday…at least her belly is not hanging over the panties…

  3. mikeock

    e-fucking-nuff already.

  4. Jim Lahey

    What the hell is she trying to do with that face and ass chin. Whos she kidding?

    As for that little foot stool that she’s dating, he does have a dolphin head.

  5. manders

    good god!! She looks like her pathetic MANLY mother and her tiny little boyfriend looks just like her KILLER brother. fucking nasty.

  6. nastyness

    there is man face trying to look sexy again. she needs work done like Ashley simpson.

  7. grobpilot

    Does anyone else think her boyfriend looks like a white Ethiopian? Eat a fucking sandwich, for crap’s sake!

  8. salawhite

    Recently I found a hot club — S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m — just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don’t miss your love.

  9. I am NOT Spock

    Venom said

    She just needs some ass implants and she is good to go.

    I have her ass implant right here-throbbing and ready to take the plunge

  10. stickykeys

    i’d do this beefy bitch, cankles and all.

    but nervously…the hulkster might walk in on us and rip my head off and shit down my neck.

  11. spinal

    Brooke is a sweetheart. You can tell by the way she gives her boyfriend the reach around while she hits it from the back.

  12. Mandilyn

    Man one of her boobs is huge compared to the other!!

  13. Is that Linda Hogan? she is thick!

  14. jamal

    Damn! That bitch can probably kick my ass and I’m a big guy.

  15. kitty says

    Blimey shes a big lass!

  16. JJay

    not sure why everyone is hating on here…..she is an attractive woman and some of you would not come close to even sniffing a girl like her…..on the other hand, what’s up with her BF…haha….now that is something to laugh about; wut a goof….c’mon Brooke you can do waaaaaaaaaaay better than that…he looks retarded

  17. Bo

    I don’t know why people complain about her…she’s hot. She’s a really attractive girl. Stupid stick figure lovers. lol you either wished you looked half as good as this chick or are all pissed cause you could never get a girl like her.

  18. Jenna

    I really don’t know why everyone keeps talking about how ugly she is. She’s not. At all. You could do much, much worse. I think people just enjoy talking shit. If you just saw Brooke in the street, you wouldn’t really think twice, whereas you all probably spent 5 minutes thinking of insults that would get you a lol.

  19. DeeDee

    talk about going for the opposite from her father… is she a lesbian or something? the guys head looks like a deformed midget?!

  20. DeeDee

    talk about going for the opposite from her father… is she a lesbian or something? the guys head looks like a deformed midget?!

  21. DeeDee

    what a catch…

  22. Lyla

    She is too brown. and the boyfriend? What is that?

  23. pappy smeary

    i went to high school with Stack$, he was on the tennis team, no joke, and so were his only two friends

  24. Hey, if Stacks makes a movie of him taking a shit on her face, she might turn into a “SUPERSTAR” like Kim Kardashian!

  25. CArrie

    Ok seriously are we so used to looking at anorexic coke heads that Brooke is FAT!!???


  26. gigimc

    why does she look like she’s @ 45, and what the hell is wrong with this guy’s head??? poor Brooke…

  27. RtSS

    That chin cleavage is something that one could ‘boink’. She’s got chin cleavage, breast cleavage, and buttocks crack cleavage. I believe you could do her in all of them. But seriously folks, who wouldn’t be thinkin’ of the Hulk when bouncing on her? Is that gay? Why do I feel wrong for having stirrings down South of the border?

  28. Nads

    ok ok so she has a bangin bod (excpet for the no ass part she needs to see kim kardashians surgeon asap) but her face needs some work…she has more ass on her chin than on her back side.

  29. Emily

    I must say she’s looking considerably better then she did during the ‘pole dancing’ show.

    There is so much she could do with her appearance that would turn her image around, she could be a perfectly beautiful, tasteful woman. I have seen pictures of her looking absolutely lovely, it’s truly a waste.

  30. salawhite

    She is so tall and sexy.I know a place you can date with such girls.
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  31. Carlota

    what happen with her ass? no ass buuu!

  32. Drunkman

    She probably has ten lbs. on him.

  33. Colonel Attilla

    I think Brooke is HOT! Very Sexy, but I just wish she’d lose the navel ring! : )

  34. mark

    Where does she put her balls? Or did the steroids make them shrink up? She is about as feminine as Serena Williams. I would like to see them wrestle. It would be ugly but funny. Thick ass whores.

  35. She is Vanessa Feltz (fat british TV personality)

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  39. ed

    you gotta be a fag if you wouldn’t screw the shit out of Brooke. would love to grab that ass, slip the meat to her and ride it around the room all nite long. she can ride my baloney pony anytime she wants to. would love to have those long, tanned legs wrapped around my waist pulling me deep inside her wet hole. would mind licking her split while she sucked on the ole pecker and balls. bet she is a squealer!!!

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  41. Okay, seriously, once, for he does not look like a man and I say unfortunately, with deep regret I might add .. I ‘that.She will tap the huge, but not because he is fat (I’m looking at you, 5, 9, and 16). Like this girl, freakin 6 feet tall! With a linebacker’s build! The skin and bones and may be still at large. I think he can do it with God is what he did best.

  42. ashattack

    fuck you haters. brooke looks great

  43. nassim

    hello brook I to sap that you are well and you are really you are beautiful and always beautiful and you remain beautiful and j’ tadore bye ^^

  44. nassim

    hello brook I to sap that you are well and you are really you are beautiful and always beautiful and you remain beautiful and j’ adore

  45. randy andy

    any guy that wouldn’t fuck Brooke is a homo. that ass is to die for. those tits are pretty nice to. bet she is a tiger in bed. would not hesitate to let her ride the pony after spending some time between those warm, tanned thighs licking pussy and sucking on that big ole clit. doggie with her would magnificent. love to watch my 9″ dick sliding in and out of her tight hole while holding on to that big ass.

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