Brooke Hogan in a bikini

April 20th, 2009 // 196 Comments

Here’s Brooke Hogan and her boyfriend Stack$ on the set of her new music video yesterday, and obviously, Brooke’s people have realized the only way to get any exposure is to make her roll around in a bikini and/or show as much breast as humanly possible. Normally, I’d applaud this thought process except I’m kind of wishing they went for something a little more subtle. Like a bear costume.

EDIT: Added two more rows of pics. No need to thank me.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Where’s her boyfriend? I don’t see him.

  2. AJ

    FIRST! W00T.

  3. AJ

    FIRST! W00T.

  4. Wikipedia

    From the Wikipedia article on Stack$:

    It is reported Stack$ first album had an estimated cost of 10 million dollars and only sold 92 copies its first week.

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  5. Kelley

    The woman who says “I know I have a beautiful body” is really quite heavy and has fake tits. Oh ?

  6. AJ

    Ok, seriously, for once, she doesn’t look like a man and I have to unfortunately say, with deep regret I might add..I’ll tap that.

    God, I’m going to be sick.

  7. AJ

    Ok, seriously, for once, she doesn’t look like a man and I have to unfortunately say, with deep regret I might add..I’ll tap that.

    God, I’m going to be sick.

  8. mafme

    What an unfortunate looking guy. I can’t wait till this goes all reverse Chris Brown and she smacks the shit out of him.

  9. Minty

    she looks like she could snap that guy in half… She must weigh at least 160!

  10. Rhialto

    I even didn’t know she has a boyfriend? Where did she hide him?

  11. The Real anthonyOA

    her boyfriend has a head shaped like a dolphin.

  12. Sam

    She looks like she can maintain a very firm erection.

  13. Stating the Obvious

    Oh cute! Look at that teeny tiny guy. Brooke can tuck him in her cleavage and tote him around with her. Awwww.

  14. rk

    are you sure this isn’t linda?

  15. mike

    I was in too much of a hurry so I didn’t read the headline – I assume this is the horse that threw Madonna?

  16. not brooke

    ok i totally get that not everyone is built the same but damn! this girl has an unfortunate figure she’s huge and doesn’t even have an a$$. that’s a cruel joke at least if ur big all over it’s not so bad but i’m sure she works out yet lacks any definition, and insists on showing everyone what her dad would look like with implants…poor girl keep some clothes on!

  17. Pilatunes

    A 12 year old with that many tattoos?

    (BTW, I translated that tattoo ‘Deposit Creampie Here!’)

  18. Phil

    who’s the weed?

  19. Melissa

    Pic #4 – um, yikes.

    #13 – I don’t think her boyfriend is the only thing she’s tucking away…

  20. Galtacticus

    I see a great mouth- and boobs shot though.

  21. Det. Sgt. Joe Friday

    This visual evidence is crucial. Like most rape victims, he will be reluctant to testify against her.

  22. john

    why is that dude wearing a dress? Is it me or can you see brooke’s cock?

  23. norton

    Big girl….. but probably a lot of fun to bang.

    Nothing wrong with a little meat on the bones.

  24. john's mom

    It’s you sweetie. You’re having THAT dream again. Time to wake up and change your shorts. You don’t want to stay all sticky-wicky, now do you?

  25. Frank N Stein

    He appears to be a spinner.

  26. miggs

    He’s very confused about why he always smells Rogaine when he goes down on Brooke.

  27. Stack$

    I’m a midget.

  28. Rick Flair

    Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I’m taking a double dose of Cialis!!!!!

    Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Charles Few

    Dear Superficial Writer,

    Please save yourself the trouble of posting beasts like this and simply post “I HATE YOU ALL.” It’ll save time, and keep a few more kids off the streets who would be driven to blind themselves with heroin rather than ever think of Brooke in a bikini again.

  30. Charles Few

    Dear Superficial Writer,

    Please save yourself the trouble of posting beasts like this and simply post “I HATE YOU ALL.” It’ll save time, and keep a few more kids off the streets who would be driven to blind themselves with heroin rather than ever think of Brooke in a bikini again.

  31. Anonymous

    Why do they continue to force this chick on us? Blech!! Make her go away.

  32. These are always great for pulling out the rookie double posters….

  33. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Last Few Pics: Isnt it SAD when they think they look like Marilyn Monroe and they REALLY look like Latter Day Anna Nicole Smith?

    What a great name for a church, by the way- The Church of Latter Day Anna Nicole Smiths!

    BWSNWW : BIG WOMEN SHOULD NEVER WEAR WHITE

  34. smarg

    Two questions:

    Are those fake tits?

    Is he a negro?

  35. Venom

    She is dating a midget wigger, nice.
    We all know what she really wants to date, just afraid daddy will beat her ass. lol

  36. Bob LoBlaw

    Flat ass lookin’ like loose-leaf paper.

  37. Valerie

    Oh, stop it you guys. She’s huge, but not because she’s fat (I’m lookin’ at you, 5, 9, and 16). This girl is like, freakin 6 feet tall! with the build of a linebacker! she could be skin and bones and still be massive. I think she’s doing the best she can with what God gave her. And he was clearly being pretty stingy in the talent/brains/ass arena and layin it on thick in the chin/nose/shoulders line.

  38. jlylec

    this broad confuses the hell out of me. i used to want to bone her and then she got gross…but now she’s looking pretty good here. i’d hit it. fuck it.

  39. Ram Punchington

    Wooooh, YEAH!!

    Snap into a Slim-Jim!!!

  40. scharry

    She looks like her Mum, and that’s nothing good.

  41. Yep, just as I suspected. got some fake tatters done. no complaints here though.

    http://thesuperficial.com/2008/10/nick_hogan_released_from_jail.php?bfm_index=1

  42. hm.

    so it’s normal for one breast to be bigger than the other, but in those white-dress pics, one boob is hanging down a good three inches past the other. something is amiss here.

  43. Jim Lahey

    Who’s the Pittsburgh midget that Stack$ up to 3 dimes. Is that Jay Leno wearing a dress and blond wig?

  44. crazypants

    She’s huge and hot. Completely and utterly do-able.

    Haters – just admit that you’re unsure of your strength and stamina and that you have a tiny penis and you’re too short, or whatever else it is that’s keeping you from admitting that she looks good in these shots.

    Just being 6 ft tall doesn’t make her a beast – it just means you’re not man enough to satisfy a 6ft tall woman.

  45. ObamaYoMomma

    That fucking face HAS to go. Seriously.

    Hannibal, you still around? I saw you on one of the other posts recently?

    Can you please take care of this bitch? I’ll supply the fava beans. Just reprise that scene from “The Silence of the Lambs” where you’re in the isolated cell with the 2 security guards…. just use Brook as the one who gets de-faced.

  46. Brooke

    Whatcha gonna do, brother, when I smack you down with these silicon cones?!! It’s lights out, brother, then I flip you over and 1,2,3 (unlubricated thrusts)!

  47. wtf

    this chick is retarded , she already looks like her mom and where the fuck is her ass?

  48. Amy

    Poor little fella. Pooor little dolphin-headed fella. I can’t imagine dating a guy that much smaller than me….but hey, short guys need love too I imagine. After all, my husband is 5’6 and towers over me. I guess I better watch out for Brooke Hogan.

  49. Whoa. Heidi Montag has put on some weight!

  50. The fake boob thing is not working for her.

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