Here’s Brooke Hogan and her boyfriend Stack$ on the set of her new music video yesterday, and obviously, Brooke’s people have realized the only way to get any exposure is to make her roll around in a bikini and/or show as much breast as humanly possible. Normally, I’d applaud this thought process except I’m kind of wishing they went for something a little more subtle. Like a bear costume.
EDIT: Added two more rows of pics. No need to thank me.
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His Huge Greatness Himself | April 20, 2009 at 11:55 am
Where’s her boyfriend? I don’t see him.
AJ | April 20, 2009 at 11:57 am
FIRST! W00T.
AJ | April 20, 2009 at 11:57 am
FIRST! W00T.
Wikipedia | April 20, 2009 at 11:58 am
From the Wikipedia article on Stack$:
It is reported Stack$ first album had an estimated cost of 10 million dollars and only sold 92 copies its first week.
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Kelley | April 20, 2009 at 11:59 am
The woman who says “I know I have a beautiful body” is really quite heavy and has fake tits. Oh ?
AJ | April 20, 2009 at 11:59 am
Ok, seriously, for once, she doesn’t look like a man and I have to unfortunately say, with deep regret I might add..I’ll tap that.
God, I’m going to be sick.
AJ | April 20, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Ok, seriously, for once, she doesn’t look like a man and I have to unfortunately say, with deep regret I might add..I’ll tap that.
God, I’m going to be sick.
mafme | April 20, 2009 at 12:02 pm
What an unfortunate looking guy. I can’t wait till this goes all reverse Chris Brown and she smacks the shit out of him.
Minty | April 20, 2009 at 12:06 pm
she looks like she could snap that guy in half… She must weigh at least 160!
Rhialto | April 20, 2009 at 12:09 pm
I even didn’t know she has a boyfriend? Where did she hide him?
The Real anthonyOA | April 20, 2009 at 12:12 pm
her boyfriend has a head shaped like a dolphin.
Sam | April 20, 2009 at 12:12 pm
She looks like she can maintain a very firm erection.
Stating the Obvious | April 20, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Oh cute! Look at that teeny tiny guy. Brooke can tuck him in her cleavage and tote him around with her. Awwww.
rk | April 20, 2009 at 12:13 pm
are you sure this isn’t linda?
mike | April 20, 2009 at 12:16 pm
I was in too much of a hurry so I didn’t read the headline – I assume this is the horse that threw Madonna?
not brooke | April 20, 2009 at 12:17 pm
ok i totally get that not everyone is built the same but damn! this girl has an unfortunate figure she’s huge and doesn’t even have an a$$. that’s a cruel joke at least if ur big all over it’s not so bad but i’m sure she works out yet lacks any definition, and insists on showing everyone what her dad would look like with implants…poor girl keep some clothes on!
Pilatunes | April 20, 2009 at 12:18 pm
A 12 year old with that many tattoos?
(BTW, I translated that tattoo ‘Deposit Creampie Here!’)
Phil | April 20, 2009 at 12:19 pm
who’s the weed?
Melissa | April 20, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Pic #4 – um, yikes.
#13 – I don’t think her boyfriend is the only thing she’s tucking away…
Galtacticus | April 20, 2009 at 12:29 pm
I see a great mouth- and boobs shot though.
Det. Sgt. Joe Friday | April 20, 2009 at 12:29 pm
This visual evidence is crucial. Like most rape victims, he will be reluctant to testify against her.
john | April 20, 2009 at 12:31 pm
why is that dude wearing a dress? Is it me or can you see brooke’s cock?
norton | April 20, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Big girl….. but probably a lot of fun to bang.
Nothing wrong with a little meat on the bones.
john's mom | April 20, 2009 at 12:34 pm
It’s you sweetie. You’re having THAT dream again. Time to wake up and change your shorts. You don’t want to stay all sticky-wicky, now do you?
Frank N Stein | April 20, 2009 at 12:38 pm
He appears to be a spinner.
miggs | April 20, 2009 at 12:45 pm
He’s very confused about why he always smells Rogaine when he goes down on Brooke.
Stack$ | April 20, 2009 at 12:46 pm
I’m a midget.
Rick Flair | April 20, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m taking a double dose of Cialis!!!!!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Charles Few | April 20, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Dear Superficial Writer,
Please save yourself the trouble of posting beasts like this and simply post “I HATE YOU ALL.” It’ll save time, and keep a few more kids off the streets who would be driven to blind themselves with heroin rather than ever think of Brooke in a bikini again.
Charles Few | April 20, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Dear Superficial Writer,
Please save yourself the trouble of posting beasts like this and simply post “I HATE YOU ALL.” It’ll save time, and keep a few more kids off the streets who would be driven to blind themselves with heroin rather than ever think of Brooke in a bikini again.
Anonymous | April 20, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Why do they continue to force this chick on us? Blech!! Make her go away.
Get a Clue | April 20, 2009 at 12:58 pm
These are always great for pulling out the rookie double posters….
mamamiasweetpeaches | April 20, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Last Few Pics: Isnt it SAD when they think they look like Marilyn Monroe and they REALLY look like Latter Day Anna Nicole Smith?
What a great name for a church, by the way- The Church of Latter Day Anna Nicole Smiths!
BWSNWW : BIG WOMEN SHOULD NEVER WEAR WHITE
smarg | April 20, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Two questions:
Are those fake tits?
Is he a negro?
Venom | April 20, 2009 at 1:17 pm
She is dating a midget wigger, nice.
We all know what she really wants to date, just afraid daddy will beat her ass. lol
Bob LoBlaw | April 20, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Flat ass lookin’ like loose-leaf paper.
Valerie | April 20, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Oh, stop it you guys. She’s huge, but not because she’s fat (I’m lookin’ at you, 5, 9, and 16). This girl is like, freakin 6 feet tall! with the build of a linebacker! she could be skin and bones and still be massive. I think she’s doing the best she can with what God gave her. And he was clearly being pretty stingy in the talent/brains/ass arena and layin it on thick in the chin/nose/shoulders line.
jlylec | April 20, 2009 at 1:21 pm
this broad confuses the hell out of me. i used to want to bone her and then she got gross…but now she’s looking pretty good here. i’d hit it. fuck it.
Ram Punchington | April 20, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Wooooh, YEAH!!
Snap into a Slim-Jim!!!
scharry | April 20, 2009 at 1:28 pm
She looks like her Mum, and that’s nothing good.
Chuck Nunchuck | April 20, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Yep, just as I suspected. got some fake tatters done. no complaints here though.
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/10/nick_hogan_released_from_jail.php?bfm_index=1
hm. | April 20, 2009 at 1:42 pm
so it’s normal for one breast to be bigger than the other, but in those white-dress pics, one boob is hanging down a good three inches past the other. something is amiss here.
Jim Lahey | April 20, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Who’s the Pittsburgh midget that Stack$ up to 3 dimes. Is that Jay Leno wearing a dress and blond wig?
crazypants | April 20, 2009 at 1:53 pm
She’s huge and hot. Completely and utterly do-able.
Haters – just admit that you’re unsure of your strength and stamina and that you have a tiny penis and you’re too short, or whatever else it is that’s keeping you from admitting that she looks good in these shots.
Just being 6 ft tall doesn’t make her a beast – it just means you’re not man enough to satisfy a 6ft tall woman.
ObamaYoMomma | April 20, 2009 at 1:55 pm
That fucking face HAS to go. Seriously.
Hannibal, you still around? I saw you on one of the other posts recently?
Can you please take care of this bitch? I’ll supply the fava beans. Just reprise that scene from “The Silence of the Lambs” where you’re in the isolated cell with the 2 security guards…. just use Brook as the one who gets de-faced.
Brooke | April 20, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when I smack you down with these silicon cones?!! It’s lights out, brother, then I flip you over and 1,2,3 (unlubricated thrusts)!
wtf | April 20, 2009 at 2:06 pm
this chick is retarded , she already looks like her mom and where the fuck is her ass?
Amy | April 20, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Poor little fella. Pooor little dolphin-headed fella. I can’t imagine dating a guy that much smaller than me….but hey, short guys need love too I imagine. After all, my husband is 5’6 and towers over me. I guess I better watch out for Brooke Hogan.
Famous Plastic | April 20, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Whoa. Heidi Montag has put on some weight!
Blah Girls! | April 20, 2009 at 2:48 pm
The fake boob thing is not working for her.