It’s official: Brooke Hogan’s implants are indeed full of helium. While I’m not sure if that’s healthy, here’s hoping she gets caught in a jet stream and lands in my front yard. Though judging by her size, I should start working out. I’ve never bedded an Amazon warrior before. Even that time I got one of those chicks from American Gladiators drunk. Unless you consider sex being tossed out the bedroom window like a shotput, then, yes, we totally did it. Twice, actually, if you count her first attempt when I ricocheted off the ceiling fan.
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She’s not so unsexy, I guess. Just a female young hulkster…
I dont care if Im first
Brooke — What an ugly man. Ugly.
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS I SEE A PENIS
her face ruins it all. i bet she’ll live her life thinking that sex always =doggystyle
Who is looking at her face? Nice rack, even if it id fake..
Good lord, that is the worst tuck job I have ever seen. Granted, it is the only tuck job I have ever seen.
Fuck me, she’s got some damn powerful looking legs!
i feel sorry for this girl. she’s built like an giant. the average man isn’t big enough to not look freakish standing beside her. she’ll likely have to start dating wrestlers.
Back home, we call that girl “Built like a brick shithouse.” Damn, she thick!
eww those look SO fake and misshapen
SHE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THE SUN. DOESN’T SHE KNOW WHAT LEATHERFACE, I MEAN HER MOTHER, LOOKS LIKE? SHE’S RIDICULOUSLY DARK. ENOUGH ALREADY. SKIN CANCER IS GOING TO HAVE A BALL DEVOURING THAT CLAN.
Is this a shoot for a JC Penney’s catalog?
#13
she’s not that classy. it’s walmart.
@13 & 14 No, I think it is for a Big Lots catalog
Who’s the hot guy hanging with Brooke?
@16 Me!!
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club ‘BillionaireCupid dot com’. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
Wow sometimes you guys are mean. ;) I think she’s totally hot. :)
she def got fake tats.
@19 That is becasue you are only 14.
Seriously, she is hot. You’re gay if you’d turn that down. Just don’t think of the Hulk! If you drink enough you’ll forget he existed and what he looked like.. oh no I remembered! I’m fapping to the Hulk!
Once again Fish…we know you know what getting drunk is. Put a freaking sock in it already.
Wonder woman! Maybe she has an invisible plane.
Mini-peen?
she definitely has a mini peen in this one. wtf is that?
In Pic #4, she looks like she has a tiny weenie…..or a clitoris swollen from steroid use.
wow you guys need to get off her back. She’s freakin HULK HOGAN’s daughter, did you think she’d row up to have natalie portmans physique? I think she looks great and fit
Watcha gonna do BROTHER???????
She could ass-kick a real man, which means she could annihilate the limp-wristed tea-bagging lispers who infest this fucking lameass place.
why doe she refuse to lose weight? what a cow.
p.s. cora is retarded.
I’d say something negative about her, but she has a bigger dick than I do and I’m afraid she’d hurt me.
That reminds me of the time I came home from school in the 5th grade and told my dad I had good news. I then told him I had the biggest penis in the 5th grade. He looked at me and said, “Well you should have… you’re 16 years-old.”
Meh. I’d rather suck her cock than get within 100 yards of the gunts on the cunts who comment here.
A fucking man! Big, manly, manish figure. The Hulkster had 2 boys!
#33 – Ted – my whole class laughed at that one!!!
Last night, by the third guy, it felt like I was swallowing thick gobs of wet snot.
Seriously, in Pic #4 there is something cylindrical and pointy right where a dick should be.
#38 – true, but only if it’s a Gerald_Tarrant sized dick.
shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tranny !
Hope. Dreams. Unity. Yes, we can.
(I can’t believe I’m winning)
#15
let’s not disrespect Big Lots. anything, but Big Lots
I just saw this`silly twat on Chelsea Lately, claiming that her boobs were real. I never heard such nonsense. Next she’ll be expecting us to believe that 9/11 was a Jewish hoax.
And Binky in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2,…
i miss hogan knows best
I don’t know if it’s hormones or steroids (probably both) she’s using, but she really, really needs to stop. Something has clearly gone horribly, horribly wrong.
there is seriously a little bulge there. thought that it could be a clit piercing, but it’s a little high. i’m willing to bet that she has a little weiner back there, or a huge ass clit. still wanna see her boobs though.
A little bulge??? She is a 12 inch dick for christsake. Her belly button, ironically, is 12 inches deep too. Coincidence? I think not. When people tell her to go fuck herself, she has a clear plan.
Why is everyone so afraid of a 6 ft woman?? She’s hot….guess must of you candy asses have never handled a REAL woman
49. jp
“Why is everyone so afraid of a 6 ft woman??”
Um……yeah it’s not her height that scares me.
do NOT feed her any more bacon….
bacon rolls like here is bad: http://stephenamurphy.com/2008/02/24/my-breakfast-fiasco/
lol poor thing :)