It’s official: Brooke Hogan’s implants are indeed full of helium. While I’m not sure if that’s healthy, here’s hoping she gets caught in a jet stream and lands in my front yard. Though judging by her size, I should start working out. I’ve never bedded an Amazon warrior before. Even that time I got one of those chicks from American Gladiators drunk. Unless you consider sex being tossed out the bedroom window like a shotput, then, yes, we totally did it. Twice, actually, if you count her first attempt when I ricocheted off the ceiling fan.
Photos: INFdaily.com
Schmupp | February 25, 2008 at 4:58 pm
She’s not so unsexy, I guess. Just a female young hulkster…
I dont care if Im first | February 25, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I dont care if Im first
D. Richards | February 25, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Brooke — What an ugly man. Ugly.
MAN | February 25, 2008 at 6:48 pm
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS I SEE A PENIS
hand puppet | February 25, 2008 at 6:49 pm
her face ruins it all. i bet she’ll live her life thinking that sex always =doggystyle
Jimbo | February 25, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Who is looking at her face? Nice rack, even if it id fake..
Gerald_Tarrant | February 25, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Good lord, that is the worst tuck job I have ever seen. Granted, it is the only tuck job I have ever seen.
Laudanum | February 25, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Fuck me, she’s got some damn powerful looking legs!
jay jai | February 25, 2008 at 6:55 pm
i feel sorry for this girl. she’s built like an giant. the average man isn’t big enough to not look freakish standing beside her. she’ll likely have to start dating wrestlers.
Midwesterner | February 25, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Back home, we call that girl “Built like a brick shithouse.” Damn, she thick!
fatso | February 25, 2008 at 6:57 pm
eww those look SO fake and misshapen
Mex E. Melt | February 25, 2008 at 6:57 pm
SHE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THE SUN. DOESN’T SHE KNOW WHAT LEATHERFACE, I MEAN HER MOTHER, LOOKS LIKE? SHE’S RIDICULOUSLY DARK. ENOUGH ALREADY. SKIN CANCER IS GOING TO HAVE A BALL DEVOURING THAT CLAN.
Auntie Kryst | February 25, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Is this a shoot for a JC Penney’s catalog?
mrs. ernestine jones | February 25, 2008 at 7:02 pm
#13
she’s not that classy. it’s walmart.
Jimbo | February 25, 2008 at 7:05 pm
@13 & 14 No, I think it is for a Big Lots catalog
talula | February 25, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Who’s the hot guy hanging with Brooke?
Jimbo | February 25, 2008 at 7:07 pm
@16 Me!!
Jennifer | February 25, 2008 at 7:11 pm
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club ‘BillionaireCupid dot com’. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
Veloxi | February 25, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Wow sometimes you guys are mean. ;) I think she’s totally hot. :)
croatiansensation | February 25, 2008 at 7:27 pm
she def got fake tats.
Jimbo | February 25, 2008 at 7:27 pm
@19 That is becasue you are only 14.
blp | February 25, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Seriously, she is hot. You’re gay if you’d turn that down. Just don’t think of the Hulk! If you drink enough you’ll forget he existed and what he looked like.. oh no I remembered! I’m fapping to the Hulk!
will | February 25, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Once again Fish…we know you know what getting drunk is. Put a freaking sock in it already.
oakling | February 25, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Wonder woman! Maybe she has an invisible plane.
Um.... | February 25, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Mini-peen?
D | February 25, 2008 at 8:16 pm
she definitely has a mini peen in this one. wtf is that?
Hobo No Toe | February 25, 2008 at 8:22 pm
In Pic #4, she looks like she has a tiny weenie…..or a clitoris swollen from steroid use.
sara | February 25, 2008 at 8:36 pm
wow you guys need to get off her back. She’s freakin HULK HOGAN’s daughter, did you think she’d row up to have natalie portmans physique? I think she looks great and fit
so2315 | February 25, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Watcha gonna do BROTHER???????
mike | February 25, 2008 at 8:45 pm
She could ass-kick a real man, which means she could annihilate the limp-wristed tea-bagging lispers who infest this fucking lameass place.
marisa | February 25, 2008 at 8:55 pm
why doe she refuse to lose weight? what a cow.
p.s. cora is retarded.
Ted from LA | February 25, 2008 at 9:06 pm
I’d say something negative about her, but she has a bigger dick than I do and I’m afraid she’d hurt me.
That reminds me of the time I came home from school in the 5th grade and told my dad I had good news. I then told him I had the biggest penis in the 5th grade. He looked at me and said, “Well you should have… you’re 16 years-old.”
Ed | February 25, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Meh. I’d rather suck her cock than get within 100 yards of the gunts on the cunts who comment here.
Man | February 25, 2008 at 9:27 pm
A fucking man! Big, manly, manish figure. The Hulkster had 2 boys!
5th Grade | February 25, 2008 at 9:29 pm
#33 – Ted – my whole class laughed at that one!!!
FRIST!!! | February 25, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Last night, by the third guy, it felt like I was swallowing thick gobs of wet snot.
Gerald_Tarrant | February 25, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Seriously, in Pic #4 there is something cylindrical and pointy right where a dick should be.
Jimbo | February 25, 2008 at 9:38 pm
#38 – true, but only if it’s a Gerald_Tarrant sized dick.
alex oz | February 25, 2008 at 9:41 pm
shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tranny !
Barack | February 25, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Hope. Dreams. Unity. Yes, we can.
(I can’t believe I’m winning)
helene | February 25, 2008 at 9:48 pm
#15
let’s not disrespect Big Lots. anything, but Big Lots
Missystar | February 25, 2008 at 10:25 pm
I just saw this`silly twat on Chelsea Lately, claiming that her boobs were real. I never heard such nonsense. Next she’ll be expecting us to believe that 9/11 was a Jewish hoax.
Ted from LA | February 25, 2008 at 10:45 pm
And Binky in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2,…
Nikky Raney | February 25, 2008 at 11:35 pm
i miss hogan knows best
Elk | February 26, 2008 at 12:23 am
I don’t know if it’s hormones or steroids (probably both) she’s using, but she really, really needs to stop. Something has clearly gone horribly, horribly wrong.
javid | February 26, 2008 at 12:38 am
there is seriously a little bulge there. thought that it could be a clit piercing, but it’s a little high. i’m willing to bet that she has a little weiner back there, or a huge ass clit. still wanna see her boobs though.
Ted from LA | February 26, 2008 at 12:43 am
A little bulge??? She is a 12 inch dick for christsake. Her belly button, ironically, is 12 inches deep too. Coincidence? I think not. When people tell her to go fuck herself, she has a clear plan.
jp | February 26, 2008 at 1:34 am
Why is everyone so afraid of a 6 ft woman?? She’s hot….guess must of you candy asses have never handled a REAL woman
Elk | February 26, 2008 at 1:54 am
49. jp
“Why is everyone so afraid of a 6 ft woman??”
Um……yeah it’s not her height that scares me.
Merr | February 26, 2008 at 1:57 am
do NOT feed her any more bacon….
bacon rolls like here is bad: http://stephenamurphy.com/2008/02/24/my-breakfast-fiasco/
lol poor thing :)