Brooke Hogan goes to college

April 23rd, 2008 // 60 Comments

Brooke Hogan scoped out the campus of Florida Atlantic University while filming an episode of her new reality show Brooke Knows Best. For stopping by, campus administrators gave her a paperweight. Ooh, weighty. Brooke was also asked to join the football team, wrestling team (obv), weight lifting team, shotput team and the Florida Atlantic Chapter of “Chicks with Wieners Who The Superficial Writer Would Still Make Out With Anyway Provided There’s Enough Schnapps Because OMG Look at Those Boobs.” What? We’re trying to go national.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Anonymous

    Hey Nikki:

    Kindergarten is missing you.

  2. Joe

    Hey Be cool guys. I don’t know about you but I think Brooke is fucking smoking!!!!!!!! I’d even marry her because her dad is the coolest fucking dude around!

  3. mamadough

    you’re a fucking tard nikki, i’m finishing my B.S. and plan to continue for my Masters and PhD, but i will always have time to be a complete asshole here

  4. Davis

    I would definitely get freaky with the OTHER girl in Pic #2. brooke can watch. as long as she keeps her penis hidden away.

  5. Nice breast.she is sexy,make me hot..she posted profile on a famous dating club ,called “LOVINGRICH COM”,seeking boyfriends.of course ,there are full of celebrities,millionaires,beauties on that site.you can check it . i am a member of that site too,

  6. NY Ted

    Regardless of anything else…Brooke has BIG TITS! Very nice big boobies I must state! Yes…it would be nice to see those cannons unleashed in all their natural glory…yesserie!

  7. amy

    she looks a lot like stephanie pratt, spencer’s sister.

  8. BA_Baracus

    “Look at the SIZE of those tits!”
    “Cut the chatter Red 2.”

  9. FAUGrad

    To Auntie Kryst
    Fuck You
    From FAU Masters Grad with $170K per year salary

  10. Auntie Kryst

    Oy vey that is good news #59. Vhat field are you in sonny?? You’ve haf done vell for yourself, doctor or lawyer perhaps? Mazel.

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