Brooke Hogan goes to college

April 23rd, 2008 // 60 Comments

Brooke Hogan scoped out the campus of Florida Atlantic University while filming an episode of her new reality show Brooke Knows Best. For stopping by, campus administrators gave her a paperweight. Ooh, weighty. Brooke was also asked to join the football team, wrestling team (obv), weight lifting team, shotput team and the Florida Atlantic Chapter of “Chicks with Wieners Who The Superficial Writer Would Still Make Out With Anyway Provided There’s Enough Schnapps Because OMG Look at Those Boobs.” What? We’re trying to go national.

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  1. FIRST to say FRIST has a bigger cock

  2. Rat

    What an ignorant no talent cunt!

  3. Mo

    Have some fucking standards, Fishwriter.

  4. Matt

    Imagine her roommate’s instant anus-puckering when she sees Brooke rumblin’ stumblin’ bumblin’ through the door for the first time.

  5. Wendy

    My fav is the pic where she’s playing pocket-pool with her left hand.

  6. combustion8

    FAU sorority chicks are hot, banged a few back in the day when I lived in sofla.

  7. Whoever knew that that an university called Florida Atlantic existed? Well…if Brooke Hogan has a chance at education, it might be there…sigh.

  8. Metal Gear Solid Movie

    Holy crap. she does look like a man! I am not sure If I’d do her or no… even with those monster cannons!

  9. Metal Gear Solid Movie

    Holy crap. she does look like a man! I am not sure If I’d do her or no… even with those monster cannons!

  10. MissRandom

    OK, so ummm wearing that is completely appropriate for going to check out a college. I mean I know when I checked out schools I wore my slutwear because its important to look professional.

  11. tp

    Guess what?? She’s fat. Right?!?!

  12. Fumus

    Muffin top alert in pic 6.

    Yikes Brooke.

  13. Conor S

    The station better ‘know best’ and cancel that shit quick, no one gives a shit about him…I mean her.

  14. Jake "The Snake" Roberts

    Those are huge steroid boobies she has.

    Bet she also has beef curtains.

  15. Wow #1, Jimbo troll, you been saving that one up? Had it all one refresh and control v ready to go.

    Good for you..

  16. Auntie Kryst

    Is that Florida Atlantic University some sorry ass Ju Co in the fucking swamps of FLA? For a one day visit does this twat get an honoray dipshit diploma and an application to work at a shithole Subway restaurant?

    Sorry to go off topic, but I thought website was interesting: http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/blog_cuss
    Put in a blog’s URL and it computes the cuss level of the site. No bullshit. This isn’t a fucking fake dating spam site run by that cocksucking Vietnamese douchebag. So please refrain from flaming this post asswipe.

    The cuss level here is 27.5%. Cunts on other blogs only cuss on average a weak ass 9%. The Fish blog and its commentators score 206% higher than the other assholes with their pussy blogs. I think that news is tits, but the swear count could go higher. Irrefuckinggardless, WTG Fish!!

  17. steve

    #17 – take that spam site shit out of here, loser

  18. Auntie Kryst

    Easy Steve, I didn’t want it to come off as spam, just fucking around. My bad..

  19. Randal

    Look at those flabola arms and that fat ass. Porky Pig’s wife, maybe, a woman she ain’t. Attach her feet to her knees, get rid of those breasts and whittle her down under 85 pounds and we’d finally have a woman on our hands. (Tall women are trying too hard to hide their fat by slapping that bacon on a bigger pan.)

    Why you show these enormous tubbos? Show some Ethiopean women, those chicks have the willpower to get thin and stay thin, unlike these American fat asses.

  20. steve

    yeah I was just kidding, I couldn’t resist doing a can’t-be-bothered-to-read kneejerk Superficial response to “This isn’t a fucking fake dating spam site run by that cocksucking Vietnamese douchebag. So please refrain from flaming this post asswipe.”

  21. John

    #17 Florida Atlantic has over 25,000 students in one of the most pretentious cities in FL…Boca Raton.

  22. mamadough

    i bet she’s a communications major….

  23. I’d shag her rotten.

  24. Shag her rotten what??

  25. boca bitch

    Boca is one of the richest places in the US – not quite the ‘swamps’ of S. FL, but nice try

  26. Anonymous

    “This isn’t a fucking fake dating spam site run by that cocksucking Vietnamese douchebag. ”

    Absolutely fucking perfect. That shitstain needs a serious ass kicking.

  27. monkeyfightclub

    I’d like to hear the sound of her boobs hitting a table

  28. FRIST, My troll is a fast one!!

  29. danielle

    wow a girl tries to better herself by going to college and she’s STILL called a whore? wow…

  30. CB

    Check it out, she’s wearing MENS pants. Further proof that she’s packing.

  31. monkeyfightclub

    30. yes. she’ll see more penis than a urinal in college.

  32. InternetToughGuy

    Schnapps? What kind of weak bullshit is that fish dude who writes this?

    I am a Hulkamaniac and I’ve always trained, eaten my vitamins, and said my prayers. So I will refrain from commenting on Brooke.

  33. sameshitdifferentyear

    Damn ‘Fish, beat me to it,

    I’ve been waiting for the right time to spring

    “She would have made a great East German female shot-putter.”

    Damn, those are massive guns, and I’ll bet that’s without weight training or steroids.

  34. RENEE

    She always reminds me of a really manly version of a Britney wannabe; circa 1998. I think thats what she’s shooting for too; in your dreams honey, in your dreams.

  35. poonmoon

    COOL! He must have gotten an awesome football scholarship. Look at those guns, good job man!

  36. Auntie Kryst

    @26 thank you jewess, now I know the ritzy suburb where that school is. I’m now guessing that college is the fallback school where the rich douchebag locals send their spoiled brats that are not smart enough to attend U. of Miami, right??

  37. beautiful

    She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

  38. Googlybits

    Why do you guys say she looks like a man? I think she’s gorgeous.

    BTW, 90% + of the men posting here would love to do her if such a woman offered.

  39. nikki

    at least she’s trying to get an education…. AND NOT WASTING HER TIME RUNNING IN AND OUT OF NITE CLUBS LIKE LINDSAY HOHAN!! AND PARASITE HILTON… OR SITTING ON HER ASS BEHIND A COMPUTER AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT OTHERS PEOPLES LIVES… GET A FUCKEN LIFE ASSHOLES!!!!

  40. Jamie

    I live in south florida and went to FAU for nursing and it’s not just a community college. Boca’s not the “swamps of FL” sorry assholes. it’s probably one of the richest cities here… all i can say is at least she’s trying to get an education unlike all these others stupid bitches in hollywood like lindsay lohan, paris hilton and britney spears.

  41. someone

    omg doesnt she realize how terrible she looks i mean comon she look s liek a total whore not to mention thats shes about forty pounds overwieght i mean serioulsy shess really a total fatty so i wonder why anyone would care about this fugly bich

  42. Jake

    Most of the people that I’ve met from UM were tards or spics

  43. 10 bucks says she gets involved in a lesbian orgy. 20 buck says the members are from the wrestling team.

  44. Anonymous

    Hey Nikki and Jamie:

    She’s not trying to get an education, you two stupid fucksticks. This is all for her dumbass reality show. Photo ops, and nothing else.

  45. A paperweight? I’m sure she thought she was just picking a third tit. And thanks for covering your surgery scars with those hair extensions.

  46. Student

    Jamie says “it’s not just a community college.”

    Yes, it’s so much more. They have a neat health center, it’s close to some great shopping, and its library has books in it (or so I’m told).

  47. nikki

    hey anonymous!!! WHERE’S YOUR FUCKING COLLEGE DEGREE HANGING ON THE WALL AT BURGER KING….. OR YOUR BED ROOM IN YOUR TRAILER… THE POINT IS SHE’S MAKING AN EFFORT TO GET AN EDUCATION UNLIKE PEOPLE WHO WASTE TIME ON THE INTERNET CRITICIZING OTHERS… SOUND FAMILIAR DICK HEAD!!!!!

  48. Brooke Hogan (flexing & turning green)

    Grrrr commentators make Brooke angry. No like me when Brooke angry. Brooke MAD! Brooke type ALL IN CAPS. BROOKE SMASH!!!

  49. Technical Degree

    #45

    You make a great point. She will probably major in something easy like Sociology or Art. I can’t imagine her show lasting because she is not very interesting, smart, and lacks good character.

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