Brooke Hogan makes faces

June 14th, 2007 // 107 Comments
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Brooke Hogan showed up to the opening of Danny DeVito’s restaurant in Miami last night. Which isn’t really news, I just got a kick out of the faces she’s making. She’s not really even that ugly*. Although it’s hard for me to judge, since being the daughter of Hulk Hogan, I always expect her to be bald and with a full grown beard.

*She’s a dude, right?

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  1. bob

    wtf…..

  2. Nowaydude

    That’s one really ugly bitch.

  3. jabberjaw

    first

  4. jabberjaw

    damn

  5. wow

    “She’s not really even that ugly”

    ummm that was a joke right?

  6. veggi

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    That scared me.

    frog? clown? frog? clown?

    you decide.

  7. i think that she is one of the hottest chick out here! I’ll do her, and Britney Spears! Come to daddy, babies!

  8. i think that she is one of the hottest chicks out here! I’ll do her, and Britney Spears! Come to daddy, babies!

  9. havoc

    Damn…

    For someone only 19 years old, she sure looks used up.

    .

  10. Wait. What? She’s the daughter of the incredible hulk? No fucking way!!!!!!!

  11. Binky

    Well – she looks better in that wig than the Hulkster did.

  12. cory

    what ever happened to all that money daddy paid out so she could have a so called singing career? And She’s still Fat.

  13. Her face is still ugly, but it looks like her body tightened up … I will now spend the rest of the day looking over my shoulder for the Hulkster …

  14. FisitngWithMilk

    R.I.P.

    My penis

  15. RichPort

    I’d like to fuck her then hit her with a brick, but I’m willing to forego the fucking part.

  16. jus'stupid

    Her hair looks like her father’s bandana. She is just dumb as a box of rocks, and as fucked up as a soup sandwich.

  17. Tits_McGhee

    In Chandler Bing voice: Could he dress BE any tighter???

  18. jus'stupid

    On the positive side, at least she isn’t taking “papa-rotzi” serious, she is clowning them.

  19. Jimbo

    I wanna stike my thing in her but.

  20. Julie

    Hulk Hogan, I mean Brooke looks really old!

  21. domingoflores

    i would still hit it….with a body slam…HAHAHAHAHA no seriously she must have so much testasterone on her from all the steroids her daddy took….i bet she goes fucking nuts when you ticle her clit…you might get your ass kicked and she wouldn’t even know until there is blood and its not her period…because i bet there is no tampon to hold that incredible pussy period

  22. missj

    #6 hahahahahahhaha laighrlzhljhahahahahahah

    and these girls sure know how to class it up with that classy bright nail polish.

  23. JagedNS

    She’s just so happy that someone actually noticed her and took her picture…..she wishes she had the attention of lohan/spears etc….she’s starvin for it.

  24. Try chewing on^^this instead.

  25. jus'stupid

    #20, holy snikeys, that is one big…….Something. Can I still chew on it?

  26. edan

    Why? WHY do rich girls feel the need to dress like common whores?

  27. daguz

    She’s got a face made for radio…

    Actually, clearly she is very pretty in her own respect. But she does not know how to be photog’d. And she’s built like a brick boing* house.

  28. Felipe

    Im sorry to contradict you guys… but I would hit that until I get a sore wiener. And Im pretty all of you would do the same!

  29. jrzmommy

    WHO?

  30. Wanky

    in the last pic she looks hot!! yeaaaaah brotherrrrr!!!

  31. hey jrzmommy, munch on this bitch!

  32. kevin

    her body is waiting to get banged, by my temple!

  33. HankTheDwarf

    HULK HOGAN ISNT KNOWN FOR HAVING A FULL BEARD. HES KNOWN FOR THE HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE. WHAT ARE YOU RETARDED YOU RETARD.

    I CAST BOSTON CRAB + 5 ON YOUR LOWER BACK FOR A TOTAL DAMAGE INDEX OF 15.

  34. Brian

    It looks to me like she got a tit job.

  35. katers

    HOW OLD IS THIS GIRL? STOP TANNING!!!

  36. Ewan

    Dear god. Shes ugly, looks slightly like a man aswell o_O

  37. Ewan

    Dear god. Shes ugly, looks slightly like a man aswell o_O

  38. veggi

    Hey 28! I’m in radio!!!! Watch it mister.

  39. Chauncey Gardner

    I don’t care what anyone says – I’d totally fuck this broad. As long as I could keep the thought of her shooting out of the Hulkster’s dick from creeping into my head. And as long as her O-face isn’t one of these goofy pics. But, yeah – I’d bang it.

  40. When someone isn’t that attractive in the first place, making faces like that does NOT help their cause.

  41. JesusTheEverLovingChrist-IAintNoJewNoMoe-Yo-Yo...

    Throw a handlebar mustache on that and you have the Hulkster with tits… Well, bigger tits anyway… Oh, silly meat puppets all concerned with your fleshy soul containment vessels… And that soul Pops gave you is good stuff!! Except for Paris… I personally stuffed her with candy and yummy treats… The first person to go hit her with a baseball bat gets their wings the moment they come in the pearly gates… I will even throw in an authorized autographed copy of the Dead Sea Scrolls… So get to work people… I am watching, I see all…

    JC – The Lion

  42. Funny how not being a dried up, orange, 80lb walking, talking corpse makes you ugly in Hollywood.

    But then again, you can also kill people (specifically estranged wives), have multiple dui offenses and carry/do large amounts of drugs and not go to jail, so I guess there is a trade-off.

  43. jrzmommy

    Hey, #32….get bent, random fuck!

  44. veggi

    @43. She’s just ugly. That’s what makes her ugly.

  45. Lala

    No, she’s not ugly, she’s just not “Hollywood-perfect” and that’s okay, because she’ll always have daddy’s money. I’ll bet in 10 years she’ll weigh 225 lb.

  46. YouRang

    With a body like that, she should become a professional wrestler. She could stop shaving for a couple days until she has a mustache like her fathers. Then they could be a tag team. They could call themselves The Two Stooges.

  47. STOP! GIVING IT UP FOR FREE, DIPSHIT,AND DEEP HIT! GOD, THE WAY THAT SNATCH LOOKS, IN ABOUT 2 SCEONDS YOU ARE GOING TO NEED COMESTIC SURGERY, MUT GUZZLING WHORE!

  48. Kamiki

    She looks OK, well excpt for her face, there’s no way shes 19, when I was 19 I still looked like a young kid she looks like Lohans mom.

  49. SocietyCanEatMe

    I dunno you guys….I think she looks more like she could be Gold Dust’s daughter.

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