Brooke Hogan showed up to the opening of Danny DeVito’s restaurant in Miami last night. Which isn’t really news, I just got a kick out of the faces she’s making. She’s not really even that ugly*. Although it’s hard for me to judge, since being the daughter of Hulk Hogan, I always expect her to be bald and with a full grown beard.
*She’s a dude, right?
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bob | June 14, 2007 at 1:22 pm
wtf…..
Nowaydude | June 14, 2007 at 1:22 pm
That’s one really ugly bitch.
jabberjaw | June 14, 2007 at 1:22 pm
first
jabberjaw | June 14, 2007 at 1:23 pm
damn
wow | June 14, 2007 at 1:23 pm
“She’s not really even that ugly”
ummm that was a joke right?
veggi | June 14, 2007 at 1:24 pm
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
That scared me.
frog? clown? frog? clown?
you decide.
brookesitonmyface | June 14, 2007 at 1:26 pm
i think that she is one of the hottest chick out here! I’ll do her, and Britney Spears! Come to daddy, babies!
brookesitonmyface | June 14, 2007 at 1:27 pm
i think that she is one of the hottest chicks out here! I’ll do her, and Britney Spears! Come to daddy, babies!
havoc | June 14, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Damn…
For someone only 19 years old, she sure looks used up.
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veggi | June 14, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Wait. What? She’s the daughter of the incredible hulk? No fucking way!!!!!!!
Binky | June 14, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Well – she looks better in that wig than the Hulkster did.
cory | June 14, 2007 at 1:34 pm
what ever happened to all that money daddy paid out so she could have a so called singing career? And She’s still Fat.
Bern | June 14, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Her face is still ugly, but it looks like her body tightened up … I will now spend the rest of the day looking over my shoulder for the Hulkster …
FisitngWithMilk | June 14, 2007 at 1:37 pm
R.I.P.
My penis
RichPort | June 14, 2007 at 1:41 pm
I’d like to fuck her then hit her with a brick, but I’m willing to forego the fucking part.
jus'stupid | June 14, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Her hair looks like her father’s bandana. She is just dumb as a box of rocks, and as fucked up as a soup sandwich.
Tits_McGhee | June 14, 2007 at 1:43 pm
In Chandler Bing voice: Could he dress BE any tighter???
jus'stupid | June 14, 2007 at 1:44 pm
On the positive side, at least she isn’t taking “papa-rotzi” serious, she is clowning them.
Jimbo | June 14, 2007 at 1:45 pm
I wanna stike my thing in her but.
Fifth Stooge | June 14, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Something for you to chew on.
http://img23.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc440&image=26771_carmenelectrastuff3_123_440lo.jpg
Julie | June 14, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Hulk Hogan, I mean Brooke looks really old!
domingoflores | June 14, 2007 at 1:49 pm
i would still hit it….with a body slam…HAHAHAHAHA no seriously she must have so much testasterone on her from all the steroids her daddy took….i bet she goes fucking nuts when you ticle her clit…you might get your ass kicked and she wouldn’t even know until there is blood and its not her period…because i bet there is no tampon to hold that incredible pussy period
missj | June 14, 2007 at 1:51 pm
#6 hahahahahahhaha laighrlzhljhahahahahahah
and these girls sure know how to class it up with that classy bright nail polish.
JagedNS | June 14, 2007 at 1:51 pm
She’s just so happy that someone actually noticed her and took her picture…..she wishes she had the attention of lohan/spears etc….she’s starvin for it.
Fifth Stooge | June 14, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Try chewing on^^this instead.
jus'stupid | June 14, 2007 at 1:51 pm
#20, holy snikeys, that is one big…….Something. Can I still chew on it?
edan | June 14, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Why? WHY do rich girls feel the need to dress like common whores?
daguz | June 14, 2007 at 1:56 pm
She’s got a face made for radio…
Actually, clearly she is very pretty in her own respect. But she does not know how to be photog’d. And she’s built like a brick boing* house.
Felipe | June 14, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Im sorry to contradict you guys… but I would hit that until I get a sore wiener. And Im pretty all of you would do the same!
jrzmommy | June 14, 2007 at 1:56 pm
WHO?
Wanky | June 14, 2007 at 1:59 pm
in the last pic she looks hot!! yeaaaaah brotherrrrr!!!
hey teabagger! | June 14, 2007 at 2:01 pm
hey jrzmommy, munch on this bitch!
kevin | June 14, 2007 at 2:03 pm
her body is waiting to get banged, by my temple!
HankTheDwarf | June 14, 2007 at 2:04 pm
HULK HOGAN ISNT KNOWN FOR HAVING A FULL BEARD. HES KNOWN FOR THE HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE. WHAT ARE YOU RETARDED YOU RETARD.
I CAST BOSTON CRAB + 5 ON YOUR LOWER BACK FOR A TOTAL DAMAGE INDEX OF 15.
Brian | June 14, 2007 at 2:07 pm
It looks to me like she got a tit job.
katers | June 14, 2007 at 2:10 pm
HOW OLD IS THIS GIRL? STOP TANNING!!!
Ewan | June 14, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Dear god. Shes ugly, looks slightly like a man aswell o_O
Ewan | June 14, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Dear god. Shes ugly, looks slightly like a man aswell o_O
veggi | June 14, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Hey 28! I’m in radio!!!! Watch it mister.
Chauncey Gardner | June 14, 2007 at 2:14 pm
I don’t care what anyone says – I’d totally fuck this broad. As long as I could keep the thought of her shooting out of the Hulkster’s dick from creeping into my head. And as long as her O-face isn’t one of these goofy pics. But, yeah – I’d bang it.
Brock Landers | June 14, 2007 at 2:17 pm
When someone isn’t that attractive in the first place, making faces like that does NOT help their cause.
JesusTheEverLovingChrist-IAintNoJewNoMoe-Yo-Yo... | June 14, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Throw a handlebar mustache on that and you have the Hulkster with tits… Well, bigger tits anyway… Oh, silly meat puppets all concerned with your fleshy soul containment vessels… And that soul Pops gave you is good stuff!! Except for Paris… I personally stuffed her with candy and yummy treats… The first person to go hit her with a baseball bat gets their wings the moment they come in the pearly gates… I will even throw in an authorized autographed copy of the Dead Sea Scrolls… So get to work people… I am watching, I see all…
JC – The Lion
Alex | June 14, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Funny how not being a dried up, orange, 80lb walking, talking corpse makes you ugly in Hollywood.
But then again, you can also kill people (specifically estranged wives), have multiple dui offenses and carry/do large amounts of drugs and not go to jail, so I guess there is a trade-off.
jrzmommy | June 14, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Hey, #32….get bent, random fuck!
veggi | June 14, 2007 at 2:31 pm
@43. She’s just ugly. That’s what makes her ugly.
Lala | June 14, 2007 at 2:37 pm
No, she’s not ugly, she’s just not “Hollywood-perfect” and that’s okay, because she’ll always have daddy’s money. I’ll bet in 10 years she’ll weigh 225 lb.
YouRang | June 14, 2007 at 2:38 pm
With a body like that, she should become a professional wrestler. She could stop shaving for a couple days until she has a mustache like her fathers. Then they could be a tag team. They could call themselves The Two Stooges.
EVERYBODY CAN DO JRZMOMMY! | June 14, 2007 at 2:39 pm
STOP! GIVING IT UP FOR FREE, DIPSHIT,AND DEEP HIT! GOD, THE WAY THAT SNATCH LOOKS, IN ABOUT 2 SCEONDS YOU ARE GOING TO NEED COMESTIC SURGERY, MUT GUZZLING WHORE!
Kamiki | June 14, 2007 at 2:45 pm
She looks OK, well excpt for her face, there’s no way shes 19, when I was 19 I still looked like a young kid she looks like Lohans mom.
SocietyCanEatMe | June 14, 2007 at 2:58 pm
I dunno you guys….I think she looks more like she could be Gold Dust’s daughter.