
Brooke Hogan performed at the Kiss 95.1 radio show in Charlotte, North Carolina over the weekend looking like some sort of transsexual rodeo clown. How is her manager letting her show up to events like this? First of all she’s a dude. And then there’s the fact that she’s a dude. And also she’s a dude. So really, the only time she should ever be dressed like this is in private, standing in front of a mirror and crying.
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bignosejew | June 25, 2007 at 1:36 pm
god what a dumb jew!
1MILFhunter | June 25, 2007 at 1:37 pm
First
Tranny | June 25, 2007 at 1:37 pm
HEY! that is an insult to all the Trannies i have EVER seen!!
Missdior17 | June 25, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Hulk sings?…badly?
Kris | June 25, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Eww.
bignosejew | June 25, 2007 at 1:38 pm
oh yeah i got the first comment! be jealous! and wtf is that idiot wearing? i;m from the tampa area and she use to come in to the restaurant i worked at with her family- ill tell ya what she looks much manlier in person and she also said “she was gonna be bigger than britney spears” please…
Jeff | June 25, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Brooke even lip-synched her banter between songs….very sad!
Binky | June 25, 2007 at 1:41 pm
You’d think the Hulkster could afford to get her some jeans a little less worn out.
didey23 | June 25, 2007 at 1:41 pm
anyone who thinks she looks like a DUDE ought to get thier eyes checked…then get a life.
James | June 25, 2007 at 1:43 pm
is she still singing that one song///what about us??…or whatever. because i swear that song stopped playing on the radio months ago.
Philo | June 25, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Those jeans!! MY EYES!!!
I thought I knew what trashing looked like… Those jeans… oh my god.
It doesn’t help that she does the exact same lip shape when she’s singing that Old Man Hulk does when he’s ‘hulking up’. Stuff of nightmares.
Dom | June 25, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Um, question:
When have denim rectangular thigh cut-outs been sexy?
I mean come on, the least she could do was try a rhombus.
George Clooney. | June 25, 2007 at 1:49 pm
HAHA what the hell? Nice jeans.
jenkins | June 25, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Is this girl really only 19? She looks at least a decade older.
gina | June 25, 2007 at 1:50 pm
aw man that’s just wrong! LOL! Poor Brookey!
http://www.innerdrama.com celeb drama
daguz | June 25, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Those jeans are more like leftovers from a scene in the incredible hulk. They got it wrong by a generation or so… I can see her as a young’n going up to the (big green) hulk and saying ” are you my daddy?”
Kingnitro | June 25, 2007 at 1:51 pm
If you think Brooke Hogan looks like a Dude, you haven’t been in Hollywierd that long! Walk down the Sunset strip and you’ll see gals who got beaten with an Uglystick!
Shan | June 25, 2007 at 1:52 pm
She needs to stop trying so hard. I actually feel bad for her.
Boba Fett | June 25, 2007 at 1:52 pm
I’ll be she shags like a minx.
maeby | June 25, 2007 at 1:55 pm
ugg make it stop…
Bern | June 25, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Despite being like 10 years younger than Britney Spears, she has managed to capture what Brit will likely look like sometime in Spring 2009, after of wave of extreme Botox abuse and a rousing crystal meth habit.
Danklin24 | June 25, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Does he actually think this looks good?
Yes, i said he.
Danklin24 | June 25, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Milf, not only do you make yourself look like an ass by saying first, but you werent first. Moron.
my comment | June 25, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Cutout jeans as garter belt and stockings?
Funniest thing I’ve seen all week.
Danklin24 | June 25, 2007 at 1:58 pm
#6 she already is bigger than Britney. In fact i bet she could bench press Britney AND Christina AND Jessica.
ssdd | June 25, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Uh hey hillbilly ..they make chaps …all colors and all kinds of material.
Danklin24 | June 25, 2007 at 1:59 pm
# you must bring home some very scary women…i mean men.
jrzmommy | June 25, 2007 at 2:00 pm
i wonder if she thinks “You got your Dad’s legs!” is a compliment?
my comment | June 25, 2007 at 2:03 pm
She’s only 19? Is that in Water Buffalo years?
Adam | June 25, 2007 at 2:05 pm
She has NO future! If her father was not a famous wrestler, she would be a waitress at Dairy Queen!
Bern | June 25, 2007 at 2:10 pm
I don’t think Dairy Queen has waitresses, dude.
YouRang | June 25, 2007 at 2:14 pm
I guess Hulk Hogan’s children are trying to squander the family fortune as quickly as possible.
bungoone | June 25, 2007 at 2:15 pm
i’m not sure, are those suppose to be chaps?
and check out the camel toe in the last pic. ok maybe that’s not REALLY a camel toe, but it’s disguised as one!
and the hulk can’t possible approve of this outfit.
miss oblivious | June 25, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Its like Britney Spears as a man…who turns into a transexual. And you can tell Brooke is thinking “I’m just as hot as Brit was; I look so much like her and just as good. And this is something she would wear; God I look hot.” Good Lord thats some scary shit!! She’s trying to be all sexy; it looks like she’s about to take a dump in pic #9. I guess thats what happens when you grow up spoiled rich, surrounded by yes men. If she ever did have half a chance at fame (which I doubt),this sealed the deal that it won’t happen. The pants ALONE sealed the deal. What an idiot.
boze | June 25, 2007 at 2:17 pm
beautiful camel toe in the last pic like i could make a sandwich with it
wastdOne | June 25, 2007 at 2:18 pm
What an assclown!
Wanky | June 25, 2007 at 2:20 pm
wow for someone that has a fat back, she has no ass at all! ooooooohhhhhhh yeahhhhh brothaaaaa!
Jessica | June 25, 2007 at 2:22 pm
poor girl she actually can look pretty sometimes on the show but thanks to makeup teams. i never knew you could do that with jeans.lol she is starting to look more and more like her mother. YUCK!
Foog | June 25, 2007 at 2:23 pm
What is really, really disturbing is if you look at the last picture, she has the daintiest little camel toe going. It’s like seeing a linebacker with a papercut where his junk should be.
K-dizzle | June 25, 2007 at 2:23 pm
SHE LOOKS SOOO RiDiCULOUS OMGAH
citizenstrange | June 25, 2007 at 2:24 pm
O wad some Pow’r the giftie gie us, To see oursels as others see us — Robert Burns
Her songs sound like somebody hit the record button before crashing a plate glass panel truck in to a chicken coop.
She is a singer and her brother is a race car driver.
Did you see the show where her brother pretended that he was a race car driver and kept crashing million dollar cars bout every twnety feet? Who knew so much non-talent could be in one family?
Jessica | June 25, 2007 at 2:26 pm
http://youtube.com/watch?v=z_Ib4R6t_Gs
anyone remember this? her first video.lol
So Thankful I Don't Like Brook | June 25, 2007 at 2:36 pm
People like this are why many teenagers think that self confidence can be really bad.
rly good singer | June 25, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Are those supposed to be cowboy chaps or something??? OMG, Brookeback Mountain.
Mike-El | June 25, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Okay. In the interest of saying something nice, she does rocket onto the very short list of guys I’d go gay for.
lambman | June 25, 2007 at 2:37 pm
She always seemed like a nice enough girl on “hogan knows best” but she’s not at all, even a little bit, sexy or talented. She should really stop trying, I don’t want to make fun of her just because she wasn’t born pretty, but she wasn’t so she shouldn’t try to be famous.
star69 | June 25, 2007 at 2:38 pm
She should do and stick do doing porn only.
corey | June 25, 2007 at 2:38 pm
woof the girls a dog,someone please put this troll out of its misery because frankly im sick of looking at it, ugly talentless cunt! her dad’s hotter then her
star69 | June 25, 2007 at 2:42 pm
How to become famous in America:
Have a famous/semi-famous dad, bleach your hair and wear silly amounts of makeup, wear hidious, over the top, revealing clother that even Cher wouldn’t wear cuz they’re so ridiculous, act like a dumb porn ho (easiest part since it comes naturally). Voila! You’re a famous no-talent America loves to hate.
aprilmax | June 25, 2007 at 2:44 pm
YIKES!…truly frightening. Nice effing outfit.