Brooke Hogan could be all yours

The Superficial / January 27, 2010

Mmmm. Jowls. Via Life & Style:

Brooke’s rep, Janice Lee, confirms to Life & Style, “Brooke Hogan and Stack$ have split but remain friends. He was a big part of her life for a very long time, and she still cares about him and his family dearly. Brooke would like to thank her fans for their kind words and sensitivity during the breakup.”

I think I’ve figured Brooke Hogan out. She’s like a blonde, modern-day Pat from Saturday Night Live on steroids. But you definitely know she has a penis which completely defeats my theory. Damn. Let’s try again.

I think I’ve figured Brooke Hogan out. She’s like a blonde, modern-day Dolph Lundgren…

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