Brooke Hogan went to a Maui beach yesterday and showed off her body in a bikini. Which isn’t nearly as horrifying as that sounds. Although to actually be as horrifying as “Brooke Hogan in a bikini” sounds, bats would have to fly out of your monitor and claw your face.
NOTE: I have no idea if her boobs are new or not. I’ve made it a top priority in my life to spend as little time looking at Brooke Hogan’s chest as physically possible.
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ph7 | July 9, 2007 at 4:40 pm
FRIST bitch!
Amy | July 9, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Mmm, manly.
The Ninja Trebuchet | July 9, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Nice to see The Hulkster has toned down a little
Sierra | July 9, 2007 at 4:43 pm
..AUGH. my eyes :(
Boba Fett | July 9, 2007 at 4:46 pm
You people are nuts.
I likes a girl with a little meat on her bones……I don’t want to break her in half the first night.
Looks tasty to me.
cooter | July 9, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Do I detect a hint of “cooter cleavage”…a little camel toe, some beavage?
Nice pix!
Chauncey Gardner | July 9, 2007 at 4:48 pm
This chick is fucking hot when she’s not singing and/or dressed like a rodeo clown. I would totally do her.
Jules | July 9, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Brooke!!! Finally shedding some of the manlyness..once that god awful blonde hair of hers starts to look healthy and she dies it another color..she might be one step closer to normalness.
Jules | July 9, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Brooke!!! Finally shedding some off the manlyness..once that god awful blonde hair of hers starts to look healthy and she dies it another color..she might be one step closer to normalness.
Jay | July 9, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Seriously, she has a nice body. I’m sick of people only considering women who don’t get monthly periods due to low body weight hot. I don’t know about you guys, but I find a properly working fertile body attractive.
JMack | July 9, 2007 at 4:49 pm
ugh shes nasty.
shes not bad with a bag over her head.. but man, what dude could have sex with her without thinking shes gonna bust out like “HULKAMANIA!!”
Jules | July 9, 2007 at 4:50 pm
blasted double post.. i swear i get a little mouse happy…
..i just love to double click things ;)
Stephanie | July 9, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Brooke is looking good! She picked a good bikini for her body, I think.
BITCH FACE | July 9, 2007 at 4:53 pm
You’re kidding me right?
There’s nothing wrong with that girls body she looks great.
The only ppl who would knock her are fat ugly bitches and jealous queers.
Chauncey Gardner | July 9, 2007 at 4:53 pm
I bet she’s a hellcat in bed, too.
HoboChic | July 9, 2007 at 4:58 pm
I call bullshit too. She looks fine. Quit pandering to the easy insult you think your readers will appreciate, Superfish. Shame on your laziness.
Sierra | July 9, 2007 at 4:58 pm
It’s not her body that’s terrible, it’s her face. It looks like a mixture of that Ashley Tisdale chick and…well, Hulk Hogan.
Ambrse311 | July 9, 2007 at 4:59 pm
She got “new” girls!
Kamihi | July 9, 2007 at 5:00 pm
She has a fine body, but her face – well a bron paper bag would do it I suppose.
Shooter | July 9, 2007 at 5:01 pm
She can’t sing, but there is nothing wrong with that bod.
Michi | July 9, 2007 at 5:02 pm
She looks great actually, in my opinion. People just have to get it out of their heads that every girl in Hollywood has a stick-thin/tiny body type. Brooke just doesn’t, and there are many others that don’t either. Just like in the rest of the world! It’s nice to see Brooke working a bikini that makes the most of what she has.
fat | July 9, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Fucking beached whale, jesus christ what the fuck is up with all the fat people pictures. Just change the name of the site to “fatfuckingpeople. com”
Danklin24 | July 9, 2007 at 5:03 pm
Someone got a present from daddy on her chest….i mean the boob job you sick bastards.
She definitely doesnt look as manly here. Chop off her head and replace it with Kristen Bell’s and we’d go at it all night.
Danklin24 | July 9, 2007 at 5:05 pm
#6 Yes bikinis do quite often form to the shape of the cooch and give a cameltoe appearance. Good detective work, genius.
ATX | July 9, 2007 at 5:08 pm
I absolutely love Brazilian Tranny Hookers! They are a hoot, brother!
Conky | July 9, 2007 at 5:12 pm
She looks good without clothes. She should pursue this look.
Thanks
brandon | July 9, 2007 at 5:14 pm
what the hell are you guys on? this girl is smokin
wanky | July 9, 2007 at 5:15 pm
wow in the last pic you can really see her pussy and nipples! yay!
Bella | July 9, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Her body is perfect! You guys should all just STFU.
Blow Me Hard Bitch | July 9, 2007 at 5:17 pm
MOOSEKNUCKLE!!!!!!
Alayney | July 9, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Looks just like Cameron Diaz! Don’t you think?!
LL | July 9, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Eh, i think she looks pretty good. Better than I would have thought. She’s still kinda frightening from the neck up, but from the neck down (excluding her kinda funky-looking feet), she looks alright. She’s not teeny tiny, big deal.
andreea | July 9, 2007 at 5:19 pm
you are so nice girl, why did you get those implants? whyyyyyy?
Chauncey Gardner | July 9, 2007 at 5:21 pm
It’s amazing that the more someone looks like a real woman, the more people say she looks like a man.
Paradoxically, the women that people think all other women should resemble actually look like little boys with boob jobs.
I totally want this WOMAN. Just keep her in bikinis and out of the clown gear.
TYPEKEY SUCK YAK NUTZ | July 9, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Wow…. in that top picture, she looks like Britney Spears.
Well, if Britney Spears had lost 75 pounds.
wifeosquishy | July 9, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Those are not breasts. They are giant chemical balls. Tasty chemical balls that is….
The Ninja Trebuchet | July 9, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Sure, she’s mostly plastic now, and the rest is leftover steroids from Daddy Dearest…
…but at least it’s not Paris
Jillblondie | July 9, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Cut off her head and she looks great! I think she’s got a nice body….butter face tho.
Zelda | July 9, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Usually I think she looks awful.
I hate to say that she actually looks…hot, here.
I think her maniliness has more to do with a more masculine face as it appears when emphasised by tranny-levels of lipstick and blush.
I realise here that her body isn’t so big–it just appears that way because her clothes are usually 2 sizes too small.
Vanessa | July 9, 2007 at 5:35 pm
notice she bought some BOOBS
Chauncey Gardner | July 9, 2007 at 5:36 pm
#38,
Are you into headless bodies?
Denitsa | July 9, 2007 at 5:37 pm
oooh, she looks healthy, just give her a break.
bluejeanbaby | July 9, 2007 at 5:39 pm
she actually looks pretty good. she’s not a waif but she is tanned and toned. better than i’ve ever seen her.
Bern | July 9, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Why is Hulk Hogan wearing a two piece?
Aubree | July 9, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Is that Cameron Diaz?
She’s athletic, a build that is much more attractive those other tanned skeletons. She looks fine, other than those sunglasses.
lickmybutt | July 9, 2007 at 5:50 pm
awww how sweet… she takes after daddy in the looks department.
ph7 | July 9, 2007 at 5:50 pm
All the dudes with fat mothers like girls like this.
HankTheDwarf | July 9, 2007 at 5:59 pm
SHES STILL SPORTIN THE QUAD-LABIA IN THE FINAL PHOTO
Donkey | July 9, 2007 at 5:59 pm
They’re doing amazing things with transgender-surgery these days.
TDubb | July 9, 2007 at 6:03 pm
I think she looks great. I don’t understand why everyone’s hating on her.