Brooke Hogan: 21 Years of Hiding a Penis

“That’s a man baby!”

Seriously, Brooke looks like a friggin tranny in these pics. I could swear she’s smuggling a small Schnauzer in her panties…

But I’d still have some drunken hate-sex with her all night, fake titties ‘n all

@ # 33…
That’s an insult to drag queens.
She looks like she needs a good scrub (or shave the 5 o’ clock shadow perhaps).

Blechh =[

It’s like… her dad made her take some steroids in the gym, but it all went straight to her face?

@100 – No shit, by the time she really is 43 she’s going to look like she’s made of 100% pure leather.

Is she only 21? She’s a strong girl for her age.

Look out for too much tanning.The skin is a sensitive organ.

Only in the Western culture a tan gives you status.The rest of the world avoid tanning.Foreigners don’t understand this sunbaking.

To avoid that girls are jumping on me because of my extreme handsomeness i’m wearing this dark mask.Not because i’m afraid of a tan.

You would think that Hulk would ask his girlfriend to at least dye her hair a different color than his daughter, for fuck’s sake.

I wonder if he still has that “aw shucks” look on his face when he doinks the both of them.

huge clit big ass and dumb as fuck
in spain we have plenty of them or sweden

Jesus. She looks like she’s in her late 30′s and a transvestite!

She is so tall and sexy.I know a place you can date with such girls.
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She looks really old in these pics.

Her stylist probably highlighted her ass-chin to take the attention off her Adam’s apple. There’s only so much testosterone make-up can hide.

LMFAO The Saw puppet ROTFFL!!!!!!!

@113 No, really? I wasn’t sure we had established that, geez!

She shouldn’t do any more close up shots.

Fucking celebrities and their goddamn sideways peace signs. I think they’re unconciously letting us know either their IQ or their age, because it certainly can’t mean anything else.

shes just unfortunate.

FEMBOT

21? She needs to lay off the tanning booth (and the makeup, AND the plastic surgery). She’s looking very similar to a 21-year old leather satchel bag I have.

I thought this was a picture of her mother, by mistake. Like “Brooke Hogan, whoops, ha ha, it’s her mom! Let’s just fix that…” And I keep waiting for it to get fixed. Wowwwwww.

OMFG……one word…..EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Ditto on “that’s a man, baby!”

She and Khloe Kardashian should do guy on guy porn. :D

Wow, is she 21 going on 40? Good Lord! Coppertone should use these pics to promote their anti-sun damage products…these images are easily the “before.”

That’s not Brooke Hogan that’s a MAN baby! Yeah! *Grins with Austin Powers bad tooth smile*

Yikes! Too much makeup.

she looks so olddddd! :O ew.

she looks so olddddd! :O ew.

This is just too disturbing. That can’t be her; no way. If that’s really her, she got to stop whatever she’s doing cause it’s fucking her up. Unbelieveable!!! This got to be look a like …. a Cruel look a like. I remember i once wouldn’t mine fucking her but this …. this is just… OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s a MAN baby!

Hahahhaa too true.

Dude…Hulks new lady looks younger than Brooke!

Dude…Hulks new lady looks younger than Brooke!

she looks like the muppet in saw

Wow, what’s funny to me is that she is only a year older than me, but yet she looks like she is twenty years older than me….. I mean her dad’s girlfriend is prettier than her. So for all you young girls out there that want to be so tan, take a good long look at the harry scary monster up above……

Frogman?

my wrinkly ass looks better than her face

my wrinkly ass looks better than her face

my god are you happy now brooke?? now that you have baked your skin to leather?? fucking ugly piece of shit…what a pathetic vain whore. suck a dick you waste of space. trannies look better than you.

I love Brooke! But the makeup has got to go. She should’ve came to me for her makeup!! I would’ve done it for free too!!

she doesnt look 40 but she doesnt look 21 either but then neither does lilo or almost any other 21 year old hollywood type

I’m no fan but this has got to be photoshopped? did the hulkster take so much roids people just being close to him are affected? she’s more man than his pussy son

I’m no fan but this has got to be photoshopped? did the hulkster take so much roids people just being close to him are affected? she’s more man than his pussy son

what a manny manny man man – this goes to show what too much tanning will do kids – turn you into a transexual mattel doll – i bet if you look real close she is a life size ken doll with a wig and make up – yuck

she should try taking her skin out if this makeup hell
i know some girls that hide their natural beauty in useless makeup
remember jelly osbourne?

50 years old? man or woman?

dude looks like a ladyyyyyyyy!!

She doesn’t look loke a man, she just looks a hell of a lot older than she actually is. If she were late 30s early 40s she’d be a pretty hot MILF but to look like that at 21 is just sad. Usually you can look at someone who has done a lot of smoking, partying, and tanning and tell their age even though their skin is not quite what it would be if they had lived a healthier lifestyle. With Brooke, you can’t even make that distinction. She truly has aged beyond her years. I wonder if she already has arthritis, and bone loss.

she is so hot.but hulk hogan is very serenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is my idol with christina aguilera……4-ever