Brooke Hogan celebrated her 21st birthday last night at Pure Nightclub in Vegas, and you’d think Hulk would give her a night off from doing the inevitable creepy double-kiss photo. Then again, I’m not practically committing incest with a clone of my daughter, so what do I know? In the meantime, Brooke needs to fire her stylist for making her look more manly than Chuck Norris eating a steak. You can almost hear the penis-tape peeling away just looking at these pics.
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Deva | May 6, 2009 at 3:56 pm
First?
Jonny B | May 6, 2009 at 3:56 pm
She looks 21 going on 35!
first | May 6, 2009 at 3:56 pm
second!
Brooke | May 6, 2009 at 3:57 pm
If I told any of you fat pot-bellied balding effeminate low-wage male commenters to lube up for me, you’d do it gladly. You don’t just have “one hidden fantasy” you’ve got like 50. How about we do the one where you call me “Daddy”?
dubba | May 6, 2009 at 3:58 pm
its sad when at 21 you look 40
too much tanning and too much steroids (perhapse she absorbed them in utero or something)
she probly smokes too
Yeah Yeah Yeah | May 6, 2009 at 3:58 pm
She looks like the guy from Saw
Krassy McKrass | May 6, 2009 at 4:02 pm
The Hulk likes them pneumatic.
STINK | May 6, 2009 at 4:02 pm
It’s time she let her handlebar mustache grow out
Miss Kitty | May 6, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Nasty Nasty Nasty
Karen | May 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Yeah, if I were her stylist, I’d probably not apply the makeup so that it looks like she has a moustache. She’s using all of her formidable strength to hold back the effects of that Y-chromosome, so this look isn’t helping.
huh? | May 6, 2009 at 4:05 pm
She looks just like a very young Robert Plant circa 1969!! UGH……..NA..STEEE.
dirk | May 6, 2009 at 4:07 pm
OMFG! She has to have a 4 pound cock!
Jesus | May 6, 2009 at 4:08 pm
When I come back, I’m taking out this family. APOCALYPSE NOW!
amoi_b | May 6, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Does she do anything for a living? I type this question with the complete realization that I don’t care. But sometimes I am sort of morbidly curious about the lives of questionable celebrities.
thejames1982 | May 6, 2009 at 4:11 pm
i give it two years until she gets a full handlebar mustache like her dad.
Jeff | May 6, 2009 at 4:12 pm
She looks harsh and masculine, like the women who defend Kate Gosselin.
RichPort's Ghost | May 6, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I wonder if Nick Hogan’s girlfriend looks like (is) his mom?
Hedgehog | May 6, 2009 at 4:18 pm
that 5 o’clock shadow can be rough sometimes
g_girl | May 6, 2009 at 4:19 pm
OH. MY. GOD.
how old can you lookat 21? She looks like Nicolette Sheridan’s older sister.
Also, flat ass, crazy tan, is that a new nose?, make-up… aaargh!!
groan | May 6, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Nick Hogan’s girlfriend is named after the porn star, Christy Canyon, but he nicknamed her “Grand” in honor of John Graziano.
chris | May 6, 2009 at 4:21 pm
I love thick women, a true …….”BUTTERFACE”
Laura | May 6, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Did she just have work done or something? Her face looks totally different!
Laura | May 6, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Did she just have work done or something? Her face looks totally different!
Thigh Highs | May 6, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I agree with #5…she basically looks just like her mom. That whole family needs to lay off the tanning and peroxide.
BB | May 6, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Dear god thats..thats just aweful. (vomit)
Pat | May 6, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Wow! She is only 21? What is she doing to herself to look like she is in her early 40′s?
Deacon Jones | May 6, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Her testosterone levels are probably thru the roof. What made Hulk a fucking maniac is slowly thurning his offspring into the next Carrot Top face.
Oh well, I’d still fuck both of them without a hesitation.
Narcissist | May 6, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Yeah, they made her facial features look super harsh. She looks clownish, like a 4 yr. old girl did her make-up for her.
Jennifer McDaniel looks naturally ugly here.
bone | May 6, 2009 at 4:33 pm
I would be offended if I was Hulk’s girlfriend being referred to as his daughter’s clone, shes about 50x better looking
LJ | May 6, 2009 at 4:33 pm
She looks a lot older then 21 but she’s still built like a stallion. Hotter then anyone I’ve ever been with.
LJ | May 6, 2009 at 4:34 pm
She looks a lot older then 21 but she’s still built like a stallion. Hotter then anyone I’ve ever been with.
sledman | May 6, 2009 at 4:34 pm
That’s a MAN Baby!
Danklin | May 6, 2009 at 4:37 pm
OMFG! She seriously looks like a drag queen. Fire your stylist immediately Brooke. I’ve never seen her look so fucking manly.
Americanwhitetrash | May 6, 2009 at 4:39 pm
I see America’s hilly billy clowns are on display again.
Danklin | May 6, 2009 at 4:39 pm
I forgot to mention…What the super fuck?!
gil | May 6, 2009 at 4:41 pm
shes 23 going on 24!
mark | May 6, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Why is it that all men who try to look like women always look like old hags. I would like to see this guy fight the other guy that tries to look like a women, you know the one…Serena Williams. Two muscled up dudes with tits.
khols | May 6, 2009 at 4:53 pm
damn tranny.
GuyHolly | May 6, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Looks like Brooke is more into that kiss than the girlfriend. blehhhhh……………
JB | May 6, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Wow…pretty scary. Didn’t she look in a mirror after her makeup was done? Someone should’ve said something.
Eggy | May 6, 2009 at 5:06 pm
so very hideous.
Prick McGill | May 6, 2009 at 5:10 pm
I wonder what would happen if she was given a good does of LSD and locked alone in a brightly lit room full of mirrors for the duration of her trip.
Prick McGill | May 6, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Duh, I meant dose.
dude | May 6, 2009 at 5:20 pm
I hope I’m not compromising my journalistic neutrality, but
DAMN! THAT IS A MAN!
The listener | May 6, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Love the boobs, hate the tan. The contrast of the dark tan against the light blonde hair looks odd somehow.
The Listener | May 6, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Love the boobs, hate the tan. The contrast of the dark tan against the light blonde hair looks odd somehow.
Prick McGill from Bunker Hill | May 6, 2009 at 5:22 pm
She kind of looks like the She Creature from the 1956 horror movie.
http://api.ning.com/files/hU1cW2x10PguonaJ4JUW4he9upZYWXQFaAojHByOpeiqzMNhWt5xuZRxel8zXhrRSY2aWwgnKiY49u5CIdPc34EszKUsi1YP/Cuddles.jpg
rob frost | May 6, 2009 at 5:22 pm
that double kiss pic is all kinds of wrong.
Galtacticus | May 6, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Since her mother left,her masculin hormones took over.
Kelly | May 6, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Awwww, she’s only 21?? So sad.