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hotnikkels | January 30, 2006 at 5:48 pm
That burger king guy has nice girly legs. Good to see he found someone with a head as big as his.
Binky | January 30, 2006 at 5:50 pm
“Hey honey. Wanna try my Whopper ?” Ok in that outfit ‘Whopper with Cheese’
Evangelia | January 30, 2006 at 5:56 pm
If you scroll down so that the burger king’s skirt doesn’t show, his legs look just like those of an eight year old girl on her way to school. Awww!
uncommon_american | January 30, 2006 at 6:03 pm
This is terrible. If Burger King marries a commoner, he’ll have to renounce the throne. Then he’ll just be Burger Dude and have to get a job as a Burger Actuary, or a Burger Subcontracter.
horrendous | January 30, 2006 at 6:09 pm
ok, the BK football commercials were cool, but this is just getting weird…
HughJorganthethird | January 30, 2006 at 6:12 pm
I agree with uncommon_american. What happens if the Burger King has to abdicate? Who is next in line for the throne? Mayor McCheese? Hambuglar? Prince Charles? This whole thing could be the begining of the end for the House of Burger thats for sure.
rachel | January 30, 2006 at 6:16 pm
I agree, this whole thing is just creepy and weird now.
HollyJ | January 30, 2006 at 6:18 pm
That HAS to be some nasty special sauce.
hermanita | January 30, 2006 at 6:39 pm
I’ve always tought those commercials are sort of weird, very scary. If I’m following this right, first it was the walk on the beach, now the marriage…I’m affraid to even think of what kind of pictures we might be seeing in a few days.
lina77 | January 30, 2006 at 6:54 pm
Isn’t this kinda twisted?
Kelly | January 30, 2006 at 7:09 pm
What a tease, she is checking out his bling 2nd picture. Guess it must be kinda phalllus symbol.
bigfatmomma | January 30, 2006 at 7:30 pm
he’s wearing tights. and girls shoes. and a curtain sash tassel. All good, but why is she wearing rubber gloves??
KMac | January 30, 2006 at 7:32 pm
This is awesome. Popozao!
Ryann | January 30, 2006 at 7:44 pm
Burger King King is H O T
the beast | January 30, 2006 at 7:48 pm
$10 says we start seeing pictures of brooke with a mysterious bump. eventually, we’ll all be on “brooke bump watch” until she finally gives birth to a whopper, which she promptly eats. i mean…who can resist a whopper?
Sheva | January 30, 2006 at 7:58 pm
When the BK guy did the interception in the early commercial and ran it back and did the jig in the end zone with the old film look, it was the bomb.
Now it’s a bit tired and not as cool but Brooke Burke, good lord. She just did a Hooters commercial.
She has to be one of the most beautiful women in the world period. And she’s a mother with a great figure like that?
WoW!
xAgonyxScenex | January 30, 2006 at 7:58 pm
This promotional things with Brooke Burke are pretty funny. But am I the only one who thinks brooke as a fugly face? I mean she has an amazing body, but the face……eeehhh.
Tracy | January 30, 2006 at 7:59 pm
Mmmmm…. Burger King. What I wouldn’t give for a whopper with cheese and some onion rings with that funky o-sauce. Curse this damn diet!!
Kg | January 30, 2006 at 8:04 pm
are we sure that’s brooke burke and not asia carrera? just saying y’know
I don’t think this relationship will last; the burger king king is too much of a player. He’ll dump her in a week and we’ll see pictures of him and Jessica Alba, bathing naked.
Jeremy1Esq | January 30, 2006 at 8:48 pm
Burger King just asked Brooke if he could put his Jack in her Box.
ESQ | January 30, 2006 at 8:52 pm
Great, death to Brooke Burke’s
1) Career
2) Hott body
Fuck you scary Burger King freak.
Spacedog | January 30, 2006 at 9:48 pm
Spacedog and his interstellar governing cabinet are increasingly impressed with the Burger King’s ample game and are hereby nominating him to be special envoy for the earthly galaxy.
Basically, so he can send back videos of him dropping anchor on Brooke Burke and other humanoid pieces of ass.
Georgia | January 30, 2006 at 11:09 pm
couldn’t they get the HRH Burger King some better shoes?
bowler | January 30, 2006 at 11:19 pm
I had no idea that viral marketing campaigns qualified as posts now. Way to fall for it hook line and sinker everybody.
Olichka | January 31, 2006 at 2:06 am
I really enjoy the high moral values being portrayed here. It looks like she gave him head all night AND let him stick it in the back door, and as the morrow comes he’s outa there??? What a man you are Burger Boy! What ever happened to good old-fashioned courting?
jennifer11 | January 31, 2006 at 7:44 am
“oh burger king, you promised me a whopper but all i got was a lousy chicken fry.”
sqongo | January 31, 2006 at 7:56 am
Damn,his hand’s are the same size as brooke’s!!Well gay!!
EnergyGuru | January 31, 2006 at 9:05 am
I’d like to see the King face off against Jack for Brooke Burke. I’m pretty sure there’d be a lot of head butting and you know they’re both pretty scrappy.
Larry | January 31, 2006 at 10:18 am
Look at it this way. At least Brooke isn’t fucking the dead Wendy’s guy.
Brooke is not hot? Oh man, she is definitely hot. She’s the one who puts the “special sauce” all over the top of my Whopper. Too bad about her plastic boobs though.
Larry | January 31, 2006 at 10:20 am
“Damn,his hand’s are the same size as brooke’s!!Well gay!!”
Anyone here stop to think that the person inside that costume may be a chick, not a guy?
Yet another layer of eroticism — lesbo action! But it was Howard Stern they fined ….
SuperSpence | January 31, 2006 at 11:01 am
Brooke and I have a good thing going and if that Burger King doesn’t watch it he’s going to find himself on the wrong end of a guillotine. Vive le France! Vive le Revolution! Vive my penis!
DEVO | January 31, 2006 at 11:28 am
Brooke uses only Duracell batteries in her mobile devices and marital aids. The Puttermans are happy. Sir Shakes-A-Lot and the Duke of Doubt are waffling. Mike Randall & Friends are contacting their attorneys.
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Use your head
Sidestep the traps
Snake through the chaos
With a smooth noodle map
(Besides, the king’s been dead
They blew off his head … in ’63)
Shaun | January 31, 2006 at 11:42 am
Poster # 4 said it perfect.
Brooke isn’t a stupid business woman. She makes money standing there smiling at some dude in a costume representing B.K.
She knows what she is doing. That B.K. guy looks like he wants to be doing something too. :D
MystressJade | January 31, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Burger King has just passed the Blue Man Group as the scariest shit on Earth.
Elvis Julep | January 31, 2006 at 12:39 pm
I’d Fuck him.
PapaHotNuts | January 31, 2006 at 1:07 pm
That is a fine piece of ass. That beautiful brown hair, those sexy legs. Check out that crown and those eyes. Brooke is OK too if you’re into that sorta thing.
Whatup | January 31, 2006 at 3:20 pm
What can ya say, she wants the Whopper with a biggie size!
Belle | February 1, 2006 at 11:42 am
Larry beat me to it.. Look at his hands- there doesn’t appear to be any hair and the same size as Brooke’s. And I imagine with the amount of hair dude’s have on their legs it would show through a pair of tights..
Which brings me to this conclusion: I believe the King is a queen. (I’ll leave the double entendre to your imagination).
Belle | February 1, 2006 at 11:43 am
Oh, and I need to add: Does anyone else find it weird there is maribou on the King’s costume?
AussieBaby | February 2, 2006 at 2:36 am
oh my. those Burger King commercials are so scary. i hope they person wearing that head doesnt look as scary. I love Burger King but there is no words to describe what im seeing now.
DJTennessee | February 2, 2006 at 6:59 am
Comments which are “excessively inappropriate” I guess will be removed. After reading these, I’d HATE to see what actually does constitute “excessively inappropriate” around here.
trophywife | February 6, 2006 at 2:40 pm
after watching that sucky superbowl commercial, this makes me wanna barf even more…
Novrcher | May 17, 2006 at 4:00 am
I did’nt read all the post … but dawm which is the girl and which is the guy?
from the waiste down (make that from the sholders down) is where I start to get confused; no more drinking for me!!!