People Magazine reports that Brooke Burke and her husband, Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Garth Fisher, have split up.
“We are saddened to announce that we have mutually decided to separate after seven years together,” Burke and Fisher said in a statement. “Although our careers have taken us in different directions the past few years, we have a great deal of respect for one another and remain committed to raising our two children together.”
This was inevitable, seeing as how every man in America wants to have sex with Brooke Burke and nobody has any idea who Garth Fisher is. I’m surprised they lasted seven years, but I guess that’s the amount of time it took for Brooke to realize that she could probably be sleeping with guys that were more famous and better looking. Don’t get me wrong, Garth Fisher looks like a real dream, but compared to somebody famous like Brad Pitt he looks like poo.