Brooke Hogan Still Wears Bikinis

Here’s Brooke Hogan in Miami this morning where he’s been reduced to doing canned photo shoots ala Heidi Montag. Although “reduced” is kind of a generous term considering this guy’s success consists entirely of once being an egg fertilized by Hulk Hogan’s sperm. Perhaps “laterally moved” would’ve been more appropriate plus it in no way suggests Heidi Montag occupies a higher plane of existence. Regardless, nice cans, dude.

(That doesn’t make me gay. I said it with my pants on this time.)

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