Here’s Brooke Hogan Naked in a Cage
You may find this hard to believe, but apparently someone walked up to Brooke Hogan and said, “So, listen, I’ve got this old dog cage just lying around and want to take pictures of you naked in it for publicity,” and she said, “Sure!” From there it was a simple matter of finding the right squat and tuck angle, leaving the man-jaw in because everyone knows androgyny equals art-boners and voila! A masterpiece. I like to believe the artist called it, “My Lunch Break at PetSmart,” before selling it for $10,000 to a mysterious mustachioed blonde man. “Call me ‘Shirts Ripperson,’ brother,” he said through a grin rife with lust and opportunity.