Here’s Brooke Hogan Naked in a Cage

August 12th, 2011 // 100 Comments

You may find this hard to believe, but apparently someone walked up to Brooke Hogan and said, “So, listen, I’ve got this old dog cage just lying around and want to take pictures of you naked in it for publicity,” and she said, “Sure!” From there it was a simple matter of finding the right squat and tuck angle, leaving the man-jaw in because everyone knows androgyny equals art-boners and voila! A masterpiece. I like to believe the artist called it, “My Lunch Break at PetSmart,” before selling it for $10,000 to a mysterious mustachioed blonde man. “Call me ‘Shirts Ripperson,’ brother,” he said through a grin rife with lust and opportunity.

Photo: Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. cc

    The cage pics were actually taken in my basement.

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    hrm
    Commented on this photo:

    is she trying to make it seem like that’s the cage she “fit” in? because the door is in the wrong place…

  3. Dank

    Dude, you can’t even see the duct tape and staples. Great job with the Photoshop fellas.

  4. Uncle Phil

    “Clever girl.”

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    Uncle Phil
    Commented on this photo:

    Oops! They were supposed to Photoshop my penis out.

  6. erin

    She’s a dogg she’s a doggggggg. Woof woof.

  7. Venom

    She is honestly not bad.
    She is pretty nice, not bad looking and has a nice body.
    I really don’t understand why people talk shit about her.
    Her brother is a douche, but that is him, not her.

  8. Chris

    This photo is hypnotic. I can’t figure out what kind of weird photoshop trick they’ve done with her left breast but it seems to be nipple-less and levitating away from the rest of her body.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “No…only my Daddy gets to see these places!”

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    EdgarAllenPoop
    Commented on this photo:

    Interesting choice to airbrush out his cock.

  11. dontkillthemessenger

    I haven’t looked at her the same way since those photos of her father putting suntan lotion in her ass crack surfaced.

    I can’t tell a lie… I’d still hit it even as her face hurdles towards frightening more and more each day.

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    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    somebody get a chisel and soften up her face.

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    Commented on this photo:

    I’m surprised they allowed her to advertise her rates.

  14. Brooke Hogan Nude Naked PETA
    Commented on this photo:

    Take note that she didn’t properly tuck her dick away.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Hulk’s already dressed up to play Doctor with Brooke when they get home.

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    Commented on this photo:

    The poor dog, having been subjected to an upskirt view, cowered in fear.

  17. Weirdo

    Decent body but that face is a real boner killer.

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    truth
    Commented on this photo:

    Eww… can we say daddy-daughter incest. Has she figured out the pictures are about her? Sad.

  19. The Brown Streak

    These new WWE matches don’t seem to have the same sense of grandeur.

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    Balloonagins
    Commented on this photo:

    . I’m glad she had the guts to stand next to that picture without being embarrassed of the dramatic photoshop effects that were needed to make her pretty.

  21. noh8

    Personally I think she looks better than I’ve ever seen her in these pics. Only thing I see wrong is her makeup is a bit too light & doesn’t match her skin very well.

  22. Laura

    Ha I’m actually reading this on my lunch break from PetSmart. It doesn’t look like that, thank god!

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    bob
    Commented on this photo:

    This dude’s got pretty nice tits

  24. Mike701

    WHO let the dogs out! Woof Woof Woof

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    Sketchy Grandpa
    Commented on this photo:

    10 AMERICAN DOLLARS? My good sir that is outrageously absurd considering she has already smashed in the roof with her enormous caboose!

  26. really"

    She looks really nice in those photos. I really want to see how some of you look……..

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    Francisco Guzmán Burgos
    Commented on this photo:

    It´s wonderful the photograph of Brooke Hogan in a cage. I and my friends, The Imperial Angels, have valued the main exposition in the tenieve (no the tenth) part of all Brooke. Hulk must be proud and he ought avoid the light photographs, the photographs with relatives and friends, althought Jennifer Mac Daniel is beauty. As soon as a thunder cracks below the heaven
    -I ordered that one droped down near the Hogans-, he is going his photograph in a permanent exposition in a good museum.

  28. Steve Andres

    Granted..she is very hot but famous by last name only! Does she need this kind of exsposure to be famous on her own?

  29. JVK

    All I see is a bunch of jealous bitches who will never get a chick with a smoking curvaceous body like hers.

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    Don
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not gay, but he’s hot. Almost as hot as Alanna Starr. Not that I would know anything about trannies.

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    reformed_druid
    Commented on this photo:

    This family looks like a Nazi eugenics experiment gone wrong.

  32. pew pew pew

    amazing how much photoshop it took to make shit look…..less shitty?

  33. pew pew pew

    Ps. It’s not jealousy. She is just some blonde rich girl who took a nude photo with a lot of touch-ups. No one is perfect and we’re allowed to voice opinions. Get the broom out of your butts and calm the fuck down LOOOL.

  34. MIA

    Do some research
    That’s Pachi Lake
    Super Hot Miami Model

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    Cunt
    Commented on this photo:

    2004 called, it wants it’s outfit back.

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    peter
    Commented on this photo:

    im the world first person to comment on this picture

  37. I think she’s beautiful. I like her attitude, she doesn’t take herself too seriously. Her body is solid. I would fuck her repeatedly.

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    HOT!!!
    Commented on this photo:

    Man shes hot. It always makes me laugh when people say mean things about celebrities just because they better than the people making the mean comments.

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