You may find this hard to believe, but apparently someone walked up to Brooke Hogan and said, “So, listen, I’ve got this old dog cage just lying around and want to take pictures of you naked in it for publicity,” and she said, “Sure!” From there it was a simple matter of finding the right squat and tuck angle, leaving the man-jaw in because everyone knows androgyny equals art-boners and voila! A masterpiece. I like to believe the artist called it, “My Lunch Break at PetSmart,” before selling it for $10,000 to a mysterious mustachioed blonde man. “Call me ‘Shirts Ripperson,’ brother,” he said through a grin rife with lust and opportunity.
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IT’S ESCAPING!!!!
All she’s missing is the bald mullet and the rip away yellow tank top.
How nice! A picture for her dad on his birthday. I bet he can’t wait to get a piece of that.
ew but true
Word is his son Nick heard of Brook’s gift to her Dad, so he bought the hulkster a box of Kleenex as a gift.
I’m not sure this is what her dad meant when he said “cage match”.
There’s truly nothing in this world that brings a smile to a father’s face quite like sharing a moment with your daughter as she headlines the “Women in Cages” exhibit. Well done brother, well done.
first …. I dont care what any of you say … she is smokin hotttt
This was entered into the “moments of great photoshop” collection at the MOMA.
I’ll bet she’s a better swimmer than being a recording artist. But of course no one wants to wait around for the Olympics to start every four years and winter, summer games in two years. Everyone wants limelight now.
Gah …
uhhhh…personally, I wouldnt mind coming out one morning and finding that there, rather than my dog barking to get out.
Gotta give it to the Hulkster, he’s jacked for his age. He’s probably shooting HGH, Sly style.
in b&w with a bunch of photoshop she doesn’t look too bad. Look at the color photos that follow and you’ll see the same fucking man she always was.
Like I don’t feel bad enough when I see those one-eyed shih tzus in the SPCA commercials with the sappy Sarah McLachlan music playing in the background. Now I’m supposed to adopt Brooke Hogan too? Can’t somebody else wash off her mange and her a good home?
I love these candid, spur of the moment, cell phone snaps.
This could go on display next to James Franco’s air art gallery. I don’t think it would sell as well, though.
Aw! They didn’t even give her a mat or anything comfy! No chew toys to pass the time? Not even one of her daddy’s dirty shirts to curl up in and help her feel at home. They way people treat dogs these days is appalling.
They photoshopped about 30 pounds and six inches off of her.
She just needs a bone.
How did she even fit in that? She’s like the next Criss Angel. It’s a mind-bending feat of proportions and photoshop.
It’s bigger than it looks. It’s the one they kept Kong in.
Even Photoshop can’t help this beast look mildly sexy.
now cooooome on, she’s not so bad.
she’ll make a great porn star
now crating a dog is inhumane? hey PETA excels again, and the crate is too small for her, she a big bitch.
That’s one hell of an amazing photographer!
OMG! She always wear the same shoes!
Let him out of that ca– oh, it’s just a fat chick. Carry on.
dad + her look-a-like in the back checkin out her ass. classy
I think the world finally has me broke down enough I’d actually pay to see Blonde Sasquatch (Brooke) have beast-sex with Brunette Sasquatch (Khloe K.)? If you say I’m alone in this, you’re LYING.
I would watch. Not in person…they scare me.
NEVER pay for it. NEVER.
If the world ends this year it’ll be your fault, for coming up with that one. Thanks a shitload.
What can I say? It’s a recession.
Dem feets is naaasssttttteeeee.
Can’t we push her head down and close the top of the cage? My fantasy would be having a cattle prod with which to poke her with at that moment….
Call me crazy but she looks pretty doable in the gallery shots. Almost hot even.
You just let her wear yellow tear-away lingere is all. Still – i’d absolute hit it. Y’all are crazy. If it’s good enough for the hulkster, it’s good enough for me.
Crazy.
So you’d fuck his ex wife too? You aren’t just crazy, you’re fucking BATSHIT crazy.
she has man’s face
This is what happens when you feed your dog non-organic food, full of hormones and antibiotics.
this.
Amen, brother!
What a weird skeevy bunch.
I’d take her over LeAnn Rimes, the Jersey Shores “girls’, and the Kardashians any day.
The creepy thing about this is that, even though it’s manface brooke hogan, it would actually be a pretty sexy picture-EXCEPT for her friggen feet. My god, it’s like some sore of jungle monster.
I’m so desperate and horny, I’ll take one for the team and fuck her.
“I like to believe the artist called it, “My Lunch Break at PetSmart,” before selling it for $10,000 to a mysterious mustachioed blonde man. “Call me ‘Shirts Ripperson,’ brother,” he said through a grin rife with lust and opportunity.”
That is A+ comedy gold right there. Still laughing!
I’d do her. In the butt.
Me too!!!!!!!!
If this had been a week ago, I would have watched Shark Week 24×7 to see it dropped overboard off South Africa.
Wow Meghan McCain looks good!
Yeah, I’ll still fuck it. Many times.
I don’t know people get on her case so much. She’s never really had the attitude that she’s either extremely talented or “all that”. Aside from a crazy ass family she’s a curvy young women with some skills. Let her ride the famous-for-being-famous train as long as people keep posting her pics.
Too bad she inherited her dads face.
FINALLY i can jerk off to a dude without feeling gay. THANK YOU!!
Looks like she’s had some plastic surgery. Chin not as prominent.
She has Britney Spears’ hair and photoshop artist and Cameron Diaz’s nose and man body.
What’s Hulk doing there? He’s supposed to be in London twatting bad dudes.
Despite all the make-up, she is still just a man in a cage.
What’s scary is that cage is one of the ones her dad used to wrestle in on TV.
Even in black and white, they can hide the penis…wonder if the Hulkster has invaded her crapper??
$10 seems a little steep for an animal that homely. Do you have any black labs with hip dysplasia on special?
38 comments and no one’s said anything about her clear acrylic heels? The bottled bleach hair and spray tan? The clearance rack sparkly whore dress? Money can’t buy class? Anyone??
I’m disappointed in all of you.
then you must be new to this site because these idiots like/agree with all of that crap