Brooke Hogan Dumped His Fiance

November 22nd, 2013 // 21 Comments
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Brooke Hogan got engaged to Phil Costa of the Dallas Cowboys back in June, and it seemed like a match made in the heaven. Two athletes with penises. What more do you need? Except if there’s one thing I know about men, it’s that we’re terrified of commitment. I check under my bed for it every night. TMZ reports:

Sources close to Brooke tell us Hulk’s daughter ended her engagement to Dallas Cowboys center Phil Costa a few weeks ago … after he proposed in Vegas back in June.
We’re told Brooke realized things had moved way too fast, too soon … so she decided to call it quits and focus on her music — before making things official forever.
Our sources say Hogan recently moved back to L.A. to put the finishing touches on her new album … and she wanted to be closer to Momma Hogan.

If I had to put my finger on when things went south, I’d probably say it was the time Phil said, “Wait, why does your dad make you wear children’s pajamas?” then felt what he thought was a steel Thermos pressing against his back as he slipped into darkness. That, or Brooke farts in his sleep. Either one.

Photos: Instagram

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  1. JC

    Here’s your SAT analogy for the day:

    Brooke : Music :: Nick : Driving

  2. Mohawk Disco

    For a second I honestly paused and had to ask, Who’s Brooke Hogan? – maybe I’m getting old.

  3. So we are to believe the SHE was the one who dumped an NFL player? Oh a Dallas Cowboy, you say? NM

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    HULKAMANIA LOOKS A LITTLE TOO EXCITED IN THIS PICTURE BROTHER!

  5. Robb7

    I thought this entire family perished in a fire.

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    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh dear god.

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    Franky
    Commented on this photo:

    Umm – those ab lines are clearly drawn in…

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    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    After a car ride with Nick Hogan, no doubt.

  9. dontkillthemessenger

    To focus on her music??????????

    Kanye West has a better chance of accomplishing whatever dumb shit he’s trying to do with the Confederate flag than Brooke has of making a career in music.

  10. broke hogan has music?

    • Convex

      I wondered the exact same thing, and the next thought that crossed my mind was “who the hell is her audience?” and then it hit me: drag queens.

  11. I love the title
    Brooke Hogan dumped his fiance
    Classic

  12. I thought Hulk was Brooke’s fiancĂ©

  13. Unattractive hard up bloggers in love with their idols calling their hot looking idols ‘he-shes’. Sorry she’d never give you the time or day, but maybe get over it by now?

  14. asby

    how long will she be “focusing” on her music …before she gets a clue that no one wants to hear it?

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