Brooke Hogan Dumped His Fiance

By: The Superficial / November 22, 2013

Brooke Hogan got engaged to Phil Costa of the Dallas Cowboys back in June, and it seemed like a match made in the heaven. Two athletes with penises. What more do you need? Except if there’s one thing I know about men, it’s that we’re terrified of commitment. I check under my bed for it every night. TMZ reports:

Sources close to Brooke tell us Hulk’s daughter ended her engagement to Dallas Cowboys center Phil Costa a few weeks ago … after he proposed in Vegas back in June.
We’re told Brooke realized things had moved way too fast, too soon … so she decided to call it quits and focus on her music — before making things official forever.
Our sources say Hogan recently moved back to L.A. to put the finishing touches on her new album … and she wanted to be closer to Momma Hogan.

If I had to put my finger on when things went south, I’d probably say it was the time Phil said, “Wait, why does your dad make you wear children’s pajamas?” then felt what he thought was a steel Thermos pressing against his back as he slipped into darkness. That, or Brooke farts in his sleep. Either one.

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