Last week, Brooke Hogan unveiled her nude photo for PETA in front of The Hulk which of course brought on the inevitable jokes about all the Greco-Roman man-on-man sex they have. Anyway, Brooke would like us stop pointing that out. People reports:
“Im SO sick of people saying me and my dad are in some perverted relationship,” she Tweeted on Saturday morning, days after revealing the photo in Miami. “Go home and do your own thing! Stop picking on me!”
Except what’s hilarious is that in the same article, People slipped in this quote which is supposed to show a loving father humorously shielding his daughter, but does almost the exact opposite in this context:
“When Hulk saw the racy photo of his daughter, he posed in front of her picture hiding her private parts with his hands,” the source says.
“You guys, my dad and I don’t have sex! He just reflexively reaches for my naked parts whenever he sees them. Or sometimes when I’m in a locked bathroom taking a shower and the door accidentally kicks itself in, but God, why does everyone have to twist things to make them all perverted?!”
Photo: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News
still nowhere as nasty as people make her out to be. could be a fun date.
If you like a girl that looks like Hulkamania ran wild on her genes. The Mom is uglier than the Hulkster by far.
I don’t know who’s more obsessed with incest, this site or the public opinion. ew
Oh and we’re all going to hell for coming here, see you there.
Cause baby toniiiiight,
The DJ got us falling in love agaiiiiin!!!!
(somebody get this fucking song out of my head)
Never gonna give you up!
Never gonna let you down!
Never gonna run around and desert you!
Never gonna make you cry!
Never gonna saaaayyyy goodbye!
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!
I got rick-rolled on Facebook at 8am, thought I’d pass it along.
Carrie, Damn it, woman! Now that’s in my head and its the only part I know! Aaaaahhhhh!
So dance dance like its the last last night of your life life gon’ getchoo right…damn it Deacon! Damn it!
That’s not Brooke, that’s her new mommy.
“Go home and do your own thing! Stop picking on me!” says the woman who milks her family-based and otherwise undeserved celebrity for all that it’s worth.
That’s one fine looking 70 year old woman.
why would anyone think such a thing?
http://tinyurl.com/yzt2jaa
LOL
Hahahaha
mmmm…look at those 12 inch pythons…
She’s my twenty-something baby, she turns me on I’d like to make her do a nasty On the White House Lawn. Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup and boogie ’til the cows come home..!
Your son makes my eyes sizzle, brother!
I agree with Brooke Hogan that incest is sick period! But its hard to contradict the evidence; http://www.thesuperficial.com/hulk-hogans-a-great-dad-11-2010,
when your Dad loves to let little Hulk out to breath every time you make a video? Who the fuck what’s a dad like that?
I thought we were done hearing about this no-talent.
I am not having sex with my dad, you guys… though sometimes he puts on this rubber pig snout and pretends he’s looking for truffles. Now where ARE those truffles, Daddy, I mean Mr. Pig? How do you suppose they got in there? Can you root them out with your big piggy penis? Oh, please hurry, Mr. Pig…
Brooke is seriously not bad and I really don’t understand why people make nasty comments about her.
She is very nice and nice to people all the time and does not act like a spoiled little bitch like Paris Hilton for example. Her brother is a douche, but that is him, not her.
I think she is pretty good looking and has a nice body…
This may be true… but she is milking this for all it’s worth.
I haven’t noticed many people making fun of Brooke Hogan, to be honest.
Nah, it’s her Dad that’s the steaming pile of freak.
Damn, Kate Hudson really beefed up!
Sure she looks very doable now, but she’s a couple of cheeseburgers and a mustache away from turning into her dad.
If she’s so “sick” of people making comments about a perverted relationship between her father and her, maybe they should stop:
1. rubbing suntan lotion on his daughters ass
2. pulling his dick out while she’s dancing
3. putting his hands on her nude body photos
I mean…seriously, where would people EVER get this idea?
Don’t forget:
4. Dating a girl that looks EXACTLY like Brooke.
wasn’t just her ass, it looked like some pussy frottage here
http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/hulk-hogan-brooke-hogan-suntan-lotion-picture.jpg
I didn’t know the sun shinned there…
This is the best I’ve ever seen her look. She should wear sunglasses all the time – definitely distracts you from how she inherited her father’s face.
Hulk might not be banging Brooke but I bet he makes his lookalike girfriend call him daddy when they are doing it. And that he has “artistic” photos of Brooke in his room with lotion and tissues handy.
Lotion and paper towels. Tissues are for sissies.
This “sentence” needs some fixes:
“Or sometimes when I’m a locked bathroom taking a shower and the door accidentally kicks itself in, but God, why does everyone have to twist things to make them all perverted?!”
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… I will not let little things like “facts” and “reality” spoil my fun.
Don’t you just love people who do weird/skanky/controversial stuff to garner publicity and attention … and then complain about the publicity and attention ?? The whole Hogan family is fucked up … not sure actually who is worse, the Hogans or the Kardasians ?? Let’s take a poll …
THEY’RE FLORIDIANS, People!
…nuf said?
She never has been an attractive girl but geez when did she start looking like Chloe Sevigny? That’s unfortunate.
Her fake rack came out really nice.
Whatcha goona do Brooke, when Hulkamania fills your butt with goo?
It’s not our faults pictures of her dad greasing her ass were published. And when I’m not picturing that frightening mess, I would definitely hit that.
Everyone just doesn’t know how to just mind their own business and stop saying thing that r not true! BROOKE HOGAN IS SOOO HOTTT!!!!!!! :o. :P
She gets my Roddy Pipe all rowdy