Brooke Hogan Wore a Bikini, Isn’t Banging Her Dad, You Guys
Last week, Brooke Hogan unveiled her nude photo for PETA in front of The Hulk which of course brought on the inevitable jokes about all the Greco-Roman man-on-man sex they have. Anyway, Brooke would like us stop pointing that out. People reports:
“Im SO sick of people saying me and my dad are in some perverted relationship,” she Tweeted on Saturday morning, days after revealing the photo in Miami. “Go home and do your own thing! Stop picking on me!”
Except what’s hilarious is that in the same article, People slipped in this quote which is supposed to show a loving father humorously shielding his daughter, but does almost the exact opposite in this context:
“When Hulk saw the racy photo of his daughter, he posed in front of her picture hiding her private parts with his hands,” the source says.
“You guys, my dad and I don’t have sex! He just reflexively reaches for my naked parts whenever he sees them. Or sometimes when I’m in a locked bathroom taking a shower and the door accidentally kicks itself in, but God, why does everyone have to twist things to make them all perverted?!”