Brody Jenner of MTV’s The Hills has landed his own reality show. It’s titled, are you ready? “Bromance.” A strange choice considering the premise of the show is for Brody to whittle down male contestants to join his entourage. (Sound familiar?) MTV has committed to only six episodes of the show that somehow manages to out-gay A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Check out the details via The Hollywood Reporter:
Along the way, contestants will be whittled down via “Hot Tub Elimination Ceremonies” after which rejected “bros” will be asked to leave the bachelor pad dripping wet in a swimsuit, luggage in hand. Bringing to mind various dating reality shows, contestants also will have shots at a “group date” and “alone time” with Jenner in every episode.
” ‘Bromance’ takes a successful TV format and turns it on its head,” MTV senior vp series development Liz Gateley said. “Brody is the perfect fit for this concept; he is the type of guy everyone wants to hang out with.”
Brody’s “the type of guy everyone wants to hang out with?” Really? Because I don’t. Call me old-fashioned, but I’ve got this thing about not hot tubbing with other dudes. Except when I was with Brooke Hogan. Oh, no, it was just me and her. I mean, him. No, her! *sobs* I don’t even know anymore! Also, I think I saw “it” move…
Nice bod!
He’s a dumb ass, but I’d rub butter all over him and throw down a rubber sheet any day. Hoorah! I’d also have to put a gag ball in his mouth, NO talking allowed.. just ruins it EVERY time.
Yo, wassup!
My show is called “Brolance” – get it??? huh??? cuz I’m gay and I want to lance my bros??? hahahahahahahahaha!
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*bang*
*thud*
This is the perfect show for “The Sausage Channel”.
i like the ruggedness but other than that he has nothing special … specially with his tattoo along his side … he is icky
and hes soooo hairy eww !!!
MTV should just shut down. If The Hills wasn’t a sign, this Bromance STD show will take the cake.
He’s got a cute face and nice bod, I’ll give him that but this guy seems like such a tool. Just another rich kid famous for nothing.
I can’t wait to hear the classic lines from this show, like when they get out of the hot tub: “dude, we’re still cool and everything, but next time clip your fingernails.”
Bordy? Yes you are Bordy because you’re boring and famous for nothing. You might want to wax off that carpet on your chest. Chicks hate a hairy chest. If they tell you they like it they are LYING.
I am a gay liberal black man (Yes, I am on the Down Low), so of course Brody could push my shit in any time.
Why does every Jenner turn out to be so douchalicious?
*presses top of aerosal can*
“dooooossssssh”
Bromance, I already can smell the fucking Ax body spray.
Danielle would rather watch a show about her brothers in a hot tub, although they’d have to blur it out when one of them farts and semen floats to the surface.
Thanks veggi for making root beer come out of my nose!
That had no relevance to the topic at ALL. You sick freak. I’m starting to wonder whether or not “veggi” means [a product of incest].
lol, reminds me of that one Sunny in Philadelphia episode. sooo gay.
@17 Danielle, that is the Veggi troll. Just like #4 is my worthless piece of shit troll..
A fag in Hollywood? What’s next, blacks playing basketball?
The whole Bi-sexual thing seems to have been profitable for Tia Tequila, so kodos to Brody for being able to put his money where his balloon knot is.
UHM, this is the dumbest idea ever….. really? bromance?
fuck that shit
UHM, this is the dumbest idea ever….. really? bromance?
fuck that shit
This world is going to shit. How can anyone take pride in being recognized only because you have rich or famous parents, or that your only talent is being on a realality show, or that you are only famous because you let your porno out??
You know, MY parents own a Schlotszy’s so they are kind of a big deal around here and you don’t see me with my own reality show, even though my porno was leaked on the internet like 4 years ago..
Hey Fish,
You need to update these stories every 30 minutes or so. These ‘stories’ are getting lamer by the minute.
Danielle is her own troll.
Danielle: “Mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of…”
Mirror: “Let me stop you right there, bitch…”
Bitchport has got to be the ugliest creature to ever roam the Earth’s surface.
Isn’t he with a super hot model chick? Why is he having this gay reality show?
brody, take off the sweater before going in the water, you douchefucker.
danielle, if you had ever actually seen richport, you’d know not to talk with your mouth full.
yo rich, how’s it hanging?
Brah, come over. Don’t be ghey, it’s cool. Just me and my brahs chillaxin’ doing stuff that brahs do. Ya know like kickin’ it in the hot tub, tossing back some berry wine coolers and watching the Tony awards on my new 42″ HD (HD yah yah!). You used to wrestle Greco-roman? Right on brah, seeya soon.
No, if I ever saw Bitchport, I’d need surgery on my eyes to restore my vision.
@31 yeh because that stuff is pretty sticky.
I’m confused. Who is this ass-clown? What’s the joke? Is he just a tool? Or is he gay? Oh I miss so much living in a cave.
#33 this tool thinks he needs an entourage, that pretty much says it all..
Everything’s going well p0nk… the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, the flowers are coming in the backyard rather nicely, and here I am looking at the Fish yesterday and who’s there but dumbYELL? I have to say, I did miss kicking her in the cooter.
Thanks FRIST — I see — he’s like Flavor Flav — but without the talent. Got it! God I miss Elvis.
In a word…..
GEIGH.
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I’m sure he makes his dad proud. hahaha.
that show promises to be vaguely disturbing, if anything
WOW….. Thank you MTV, for another show I can add to my black list. Is this what MTV is all about now? Reality shows that are meaningless? I mean Tila Tequila is so stupid and I never understand why anyone would want to date that midget chinese troll or even be anywhere around her. She’s ugly as hell and has nothing to offer. Then you have My Super Sweet 16, full of these arrogant useless excuses for children that I’m sure their parents curse themselves everyday for not aborting them or using a condom. Now you’re bringing this lame shit out. Of Brody and his fag-bros….. But I condemn MTV or this fugly faggot Brody of this, I blame all the gaytards that’ll audition and be on the show
Quite possibly the douchiest reality show I’ve ever heard of. Perfect for Brody Jenner!
Wow…I had no idea Joe Millionaire was gay.
I LOVE YOU BRODY UR SUCH A HOT FUCKIN BEAST, DONT LISTEN TO ALL THE HATERS OUT THERE BECAUSE THEY JUST WANT TO BRING YOU DOWN, ALL WOMEN WANT TO DATE YOU AND ALL MEN WANT TO BE YOU.YOUR THE MOST HOTTEST GUY I HAVE EVERY SEEN, YOU CAN BE MY BOYFRIEND ANYDAY.
LOVE YA BRODY XOXOXOXXOXOXOXO LAURA<3
Ghey!
@43: Wow…..just wow. That’s a prime example of desperation right there. Willing to throw themselves to be a tool’s tool. *applauds*
I just read about a new show on some obscure cable station called “Hurl”, where the contestants compete in eating contests and then the camera lovingly records them vomiting. I would watch this show before I would watch anything with Brody Jenner.
GREAT, another talentless douch. I wish california would fall off into the fucking ocean and take and this worthless trash with it. (the mexican’s too)
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HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
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his CV must look awesome:
professional experience:
“reality” TV show
homoerotic reality TV show
hobbies:
playing xbox
dating sluts
I LOVE BRODY HE IS SOOOOOOO HOT, AND ALL THE HATERS NEED TO STOP BECAUSE BRODY IS GETTING HIS OWN TV SHOW AND U PEOPLE CANT OR WISH U HAD ONE. BY THE WAY BRODY I LOVE UR HAIRY CHEST ITS SO SEXY NEVER GET RID OF IT, LOVE U BRODY UR THE SHIT IN MY BOOK, TEAM BRODY, HATERS KISS HIS ASS LOVE YOU LAURAXOXOXO <3