Brody Jenner is, like, totally supportive

December 26th, 2008 // 23 Comments

You’re nothing in this world without good friends. Just ask my stuffed animal collection. Or Brody Jenner. Who’s wicked-psyched for his Hills castmate Whitney Port and her new show, and he wants her and the rest of the world to know it. Even though it sort of makes her his competition. Which would traditionally call for a knife fight. Regular Mother Teresa, that guy. But less wimpy. Man, it would be so cool to be Brody Jenner’s friend. He’d probably let you scratch your back with his beard stubble when it itches. That would be awesome. Or at least marginally better than drinking a milkshake laced with the ebola virus. I’m pretty certain. Check out Brody’s shout-out to Whitney Port. It’ll fill you with a warm glow like nothing else can this holiday season. Or at least it won’t bum you out as much as that time you accidentally licked gravy from between a homeless guy’s toes. It would probably be a good idea to drop him a line at BrodyJenner.com and let him know what a pillar of graciousness he is. The world owes him that much.


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  1. Sir Francis Drake

    When you were young, did you ever dream of what you would be when you grew up? Did any of those dreams ever include writing promotional copy for a Brody Jenner reality television show? This billuous non-story only increases the net suffering in the word. Merry Christmas.

  2. magpie

    Who the hell is this douchebag and why the hell do people care about what he’s doing?

  3. Scrodo

    This is, like, totally an advertisement. Not a story. Superficial writer does not rip this guy enough….which is easy to do because he licks balls. Major balls.

  4. Pathetic Worm

    Brody Jenner smells of wet cinnamon…. and dog.

  5. jan

    the rich get richer and the poor stay poor, this whole world is all about the rich and it makes me sick…Hollywood try doing a show with the bluecollar people it would be much more interesting, this is so stupid Brody Jenner really needs a new BFF Paris did this anf now you fake, fake fake it is all about the MONEY NOT THE BFF ASSHOLE

  6. Advertorial Crew

    So, what exactly is an ‘Advertorial’? I mean, the CHICKDOWNTOWN crap is one thing, but posting these is a bit of a bruising to my already ugly synapsis drain.

  7. Joe Mahma

    Yet another useless human being being paraded around as a… as a… WHAT is this guy again?

  8. This Poster

    Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Brody Jenner’s cock and swallows

  9. Suzie

    Wow!! I must say…this man is beautiful!! Yes This Poster I will proudly suck on Brody Jenner’s cock and swallow YUMMY :D

  10. This Poster

    Damnit, that backfired! I should get that Brody boys little limp inchworm rubbed all over my face. That’s what us gays do, ya know.

  11. Brody is an insufferable douchebag and a fairy

    Brody has a nasty, stinky, diseased vagina. Spencer Pratt is more masculine than that fairy Brody and he’s a girly guy.

    PS #9 is a gay boy using a female name to post with.

  12. disgusted

    Enough of that faggot already! Isn’t he Pete Wentzes ex?
    Only homosexuals like Brody Whateverhernameis.

  13. Tom K

    This fucking clow is such a FAG! He is so boring!!!

  14. WTF

    So I guess this is what happens when The Superficial goes on vacation:

    We get to see the weak- want-to-be-witty writing of a 24 year old wanna-be ad exec. Actually, I’m betting the writing is more of a 35 year old…no one under 30 would enter a blog entry “You’re nothing in this world without good friends.” and then reference a stuffed animal collection. The tone of the hack is obviously a female as well who over dresses to the supermarket and has WAY hotter friends.

    It’s official: TheSuperfical is dead to me if this what they post when going away. Goodbye, Fish. Hope you make tons of money bending over the table. And by bending over the table, I mean dropping your size 40 jeans and leifting your graphic t-shirt to accept the Monopoly rolled up into your ass.

  15. Give me a break. Nobdoy cares about these people. You might as well do stories on who Gary Coleman is dating.

    The superfish is over.

  16. B

    Jesus Christ. What the happened to you, fish? You used to be funny. Now this bullshit is all over the page? Really? What the hell. This isn’t even a good attempt at faking a post, it’s just absolutely atrocious, on every conceivable level. I hope they pay you good money for your dignity and integrity. This is fucking ridiculous. Seriously goddamn awful.

    I am officially done with this site. You’re fucking pathetic.

  17. Who Da Fuck?

    Any loser whose “fame” comes from being on The Hills or some other bullshit reality-type crap show needs to be banned from this site.

  18. Huh?

    The man is hot…too bad he takes up the butt :(

  19. woodhorse

    I can’t believe Fish gets two weeks off at Christmas. The Geekologie guys Mom must work for the public school system.

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  21. gorgehu1

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  22. When you were young, you never did you dream of when you grew up? Brody Jenner of those dreams a reality television show ever to include promotional copy writing? The billuous non-story only increases suffering in the word net.

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