Brody Jenner isn’t afraid to get deep on his upcoming MTV reality show Bromance. The show features contestants competing in a frat house for a chance to become Brody’s new best friend. So, basically, think Paris Hilton’s BFF show but way less interesting – if that’s even possible. Anyway, here’s Brody talking about the show to E!’s Marc Malkin:
On dude’s crying:
“I did this whole sit-down with these guys, which we called Broprah. I was sitting around and would say, ‘OK, now tell me about…’ and then all of a sudden it got to be like, ‘Whoa!’ We’re uncovering some deep stuff. These big, grown guys are sitting around crying over being friends with a dude.”
On crying himself:
“We started to get into family things and everybody started crying. I’m sitting there and you know when everybody around you is crying, how do you not cry? It was hard not to. So there was one time I almost shed a tear.”
On the token gay guy leaving before the first elimination:
He explained to Jenner he was disappointed to find that Bromance was more Animal House than The Hills. “He was waxed and all ready to go,” Jenner says, “but he thought he was going to meet Lauren Conrad.”
On the hot tub eliminations:
“It’s kind of homoerotic and I love people saying that. I’m cool with my sexuality and the gender that I like and I have a beautiful girlfriend. That’s why I feel so comfortable with having these awkward guy moments.”
TOM CRUISE: Hey, that’s my line!
KATIE HOLMES: What’s your line, honey?
TOM: Uh, nothing. Listen, I gotta get me one of these reality shows, so I need you to be a peach and never go in the hot tub room again.
KATIE: Will you let me use the phone?
TOM: Ha ha ha ha! No. Now give me a hand off this stool. Why’d we buy them so freakin’ high?
KATIE: That’s the chair to Suri’s playhouse.
TOM: You’re a playhouse. But, seriously, I’m getting vertigo over here…
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and gay
Douchebag san….hi!
I wish he really did live in a tree and then fall and die :)
Whoa. That’s some gay shit right there.
faig
Sounds like some elaborate scheme for him to find a perfect boyfriend
he hot i would so give him take the daddy from hind love him and i donnot care who know it
I love hot tub eliminations.
“I’m cool with my sexuality and the gender that I like and I have a beautiful girlfriend.”
Not like closet gay men have, for hundreds of years, used “beautiful girlfriends” as beards.
What a moron.
will someone please give tom cruise a reality show?
brilliant.
will someone please give tom cruise a reality show?
brilliant.
Who??? Is on what show? Huh?
Flamin’ motherfuckers.
Remember back in the day when we didn’t have “reality” TV? Those were the days… when you actually had to have some credibility before you were gifted your own show…
I love this guy. Looking somewhat like him has gotten me so much tang since hes been on TV
Whore up the cameras Brody!
If this guy wasnt gay he wouldnt have hot tub eliminations with a bunch of dudes. Thats gayer than Clay Aiken’s wardrobe.
Wasn’t this homo on that Laguna Beach show? Anyone from California knows LB is the San Francisco of the O.C.
How do you not cry? Try being a man instead of a butt pirate you freaking homo.
16, by ‘tang’ you mean that you’re getting your salad tossed?
I’m not saying he’s gay. But I bet Elton John would feel very comfortable on this show….
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just by you actually writing “tang” jeeeesus just proves your prob still a virgin cupcake.
anyway this looks very very very very very gay
I THINK HE IS JUST LOOKING FOR A WAY TO GET SOME FREE ASS PLAY FOR HIMSELF!!! A NICE REALITY SHOW FISTING.
So fucking retarded. Anyone that truly wants to watch a bunch of wannabe actors “compete” for the “friendship” of some douchey trust fund kid should jump in front of a bus.
Karate Kid IV: Karate Kid Goes to Brokeback Mtn.
This and 50 cent’s show need to be canceled.
MTV is just producing garbage shows.
I’ll watch it until I hear the first “bro”, then change the channel.
Should be about 0.5 seconds…..
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hahaha there you go # 8 enhance the rough persona…
America is so full of shit. Fucking hell.
douche
DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHE BAGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Brodie Jenner needs to get hit by a bus. He is the epitome of a scab.
Nice headband. Did he suck off Ralph Machio to get it?
wow wat is tha show is he trying to find a guy… the last time i checked guys search for womens or guys…ewww hes gay and tha show sounds gay 2…. but he hot!
GAY! !00% homosexual. No bi-sexual middle-ground, the punk is a queer.
Sissy boy Brody loves being pounded in the ass relentlessly. Brody Jenner Loves the Cock!
#16, (translation) “…I get a lot of homosexual advances, and some action…”
#32 = gay male.
Liberace
Charles Nelson Reilly
Jim Nabors
Rock Hudson
Neil Sedaka
Melissa Etheridge
Rosie O’Donnell
Al Franken
Spencer Pratt
Brody “the J.O.”
The correlation: Fags and Douche Bags!
Who the fuck is that flaming fairy sissyboi? He’s one of those faggots that hangs out at rest areas and other public restrooms looking for random sex with males. Disgusting.
Look at the womens bracelet on his right hand!
I love to eliminate in hot tubs!
When is this shit on? I am so there!
A romance in san francisco, YOU FAGGOT!!
i think that he is not looking for a friend, he is just looking for a new lover to fool his “girlfriend”
MTV: we ran out of good ideas years ago.
who the fuck is this clown?
And the best part is that he’s searching for someone to replace Spencer Pratt.
The entire concept of that show makes me want to buy a katana and lay waste…
The entire concept of that show makes me want to buy a katana and lay waste…
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND!? JESUS FCKING CHRIST
reading that made me cringe more than watching my mom in a bukkake video
who is this gay loser, why is he wearing a karate kid headband, and why the hell is he on this site?
Can they stop giving these talentless hack rich kids air time??!! He already had his 15 minutes with that shit-tacular one episode series “The Princes of Malibu” (produced by non other than Spencer Pratt, another useless douchebag.) And after it’s cancelation he leached onto Lauren Conrad (since no one gave a shit about Kristen Cavalieri, his last GF, anymore) and now this fuckery??
Same with that other Malibu douchebag extraordinaire, Cisco Adler who has had 2 canceled series on VH1 and MTV. No one cares about these little rich bitches. Stop trying to shove this tripe down America’s throats!
I wish I didn’t think he was good-looking. What a tool.
I wish I didn’t think he was good-looking. What a tool.