Brody Jenner & Joe Francis: When Assclowns Collide

March 6th, 2009 // 60 Comments

Brody Jenner and Joe Francis got their respective panties in a bunch Wednesday night while clubbing at MyHouse. The altercation started when Joe ran into Brody’s girlfriend and apparently didn’t have the courtesy to ask to see her boobs. What a dick. Page Six reports:

“Brody was with his girl friend [Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole] when Joe came over. He accidentally bumped into Jayde, prompting Brody and his posse to get heated at Joe,” said a witness. Another source said, “Joe was escorted out by security. Meanwhile, Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton were sitting right there and just kept making out.” Francis told Page Six, “There was no physical contact, but if you’re Brody Jenner and dating an ugly piece of trash . . . you should expect these types of altercations.”

You know what’s the most amazing/only remotely interesting part of this story? Paris Hilton was making out in the general vicinity – and nobody died. Somebody needs to get her back to the CIA lab she was birthed in because this little malfunction just completely botched Operation: Natural Selection. I mean, Joe Francis AND Brody Jenner in the same spot. C’mon!

Photos: Splash News

  1. Ryan the Canadian

    Spawn of Predator and Douche.

  2. Funeral Guy

    Man, that is one butt ugly face. We have stuff at the funeral home that we put on dead people’s faces so they don’t dehydrate and I swear its not as greasy as whatever this bitch is slathered with.

  3. boo

    That dress looks like she made it in home-ec (C+). And yes Brody, we see them, no need to point them out.

  4. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded

    He is a stool-sample, and she is a cross-eyed bitch. And that is why both of them are famous.

  5. hacksaw

    This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow’s are all wrong.

  6. sb

    I think Jayde is BEAUTIFUL, I am surprised by all the hater comments, I have seen her in person and she is drop dead gorgeous!!

  7. YoursTruly!

    She’s gorgeous, her face is as cute as a button in pic 7. The only thing I can flaw is the terrible hem of her dress and her shoes. I love blonds, blond is the Playboy everything, always will be, but she was a good choice for brunette. Love her.

  8. nhattruong

    oh my god I am first and I swear I am not a pile of shit!
    nuoc hoa

  9. NIki

    To Michelle Obama:

    I am white and blonde and def do not have an ugly face. I don’t think this girl is ugly, but that’s bull to say white girls have ugly faces. I’ve seen my share of ugly latinas , asians, and blacks. I’d rather not look like a monkey in my opinion!!!

  10. I like Brody Jenner, he has always been that surprised look on his face. Brody Yes, I am shocked that even if the girls are as that can be touched, because you know who are gay and deserve the gift and hot tubs with the guy.

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