Brody Jenner and Joe Francis got their respective panties in a bunch Wednesday night while clubbing at MyHouse. The altercation started when Joe ran into Brody’s girlfriend and apparently didn’t have the courtesy to ask to see her boobs. What a dick. Page Six reports:
“Brody was with his girl friend [Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole] when Joe came over. He accidentally bumped into Jayde, prompting Brody and his posse to get heated at Joe,” said a witness. Another source said, “Joe was escorted out by security. Meanwhile, Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton were sitting right there and just kept making out.” Francis told Page Six, “There was no physical contact, but if you’re Brody Jenner and dating an ugly piece of trash . . . you should expect these types of altercations.”
You know what’s the most amazing/only remotely interesting part of this story? Paris Hilton was making out in the general vicinity – and nobody died. Somebody needs to get her back to the CIA lab she was birthed in because this little malfunction just completely botched Operation: Natural Selection. I mean, Joe Francis AND Brody Jenner in the same spot. C’mon!
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Where's Darkwing Duck? | March 6, 2009 at 2:05 pm
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amanda | March 6, 2009 at 2:05 pm
first
Nadeen | March 6, 2009 at 2:10 pm
SEXY BODY .. UGLY FACE :(
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ROUGH DADDY | March 6, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Hey Jocelyn Wildenstein before the surgeries….
Phil | March 6, 2009 at 2:14 pm
I care about none of these people. And she’s a ghoul.
mimi | March 6, 2009 at 2:14 pm
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And so therefore PRAY for AMY
Amy | March 6, 2009 at 2:18 pm
She posts a bunch of boxes and pubic hair – I always knew mimi was a lesbian.
LPB | March 6, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Looks like they didn’t have time to coordinate their outfits…No, wait, he put on a woman’s blingy watch.
Ice-T | March 6, 2009 at 2:19 pm
His posse? When did the term posse start applying to a group of 2 white guys.
???? | March 6, 2009 at 2:20 pm
lol @ her face, too much plastic surgery.
Joe Francis | March 6, 2009 at 2:23 pm
FYI, she bumped into me and asked if I would let her on the bus, and I told her no, only hot girls are allowed to go wild on my bus. But for real, Brody, you should bang your sisters, they ain’t blood relatives dude.
Chris Brown | March 6, 2009 at 2:25 pm
She look like she got hit in da face by a bag of nickels.
ROUGH DADDY | March 6, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Shes exotically attractive, not someone youre going to see walking down the streets…
Bumping into her at a bar | March 6, 2009 at 2:33 pm
“Hey, baby, you got a sweet ass! How about letting me see the rest of——JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST! IT’S NOT HUMAN! KILL IT! KILL IT!”
Jayde Nicole | March 6, 2009 at 2:33 pm
I got “respect” tattooed above my vag so my clients will remember to treat me like a lady!
Where's Darkwing Duck? | March 6, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Thank goodness for absentee & abusive fathers. Without you guys, well the pornographic industry would be nothing. My hat’s off to you & to your slutty daughters.
havoc | March 6, 2009 at 2:51 pm
WTF is up with that face?
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steve | March 6, 2009 at 2:52 pm
i wish they would put Joe Francis back in jail already.
Chris Browneye | March 6, 2009 at 2:53 pm
I would have dotted that bitch Brody in the eye, like I did to my bitch Ri-Ri. Then I would have run form that god forsaken thing in the pink dress. I didnt realize start trek enemy space men were real creatures.
Pilatunes | March 6, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Joe Francis is a kiddie raper. He belongs in prison along with other sex offenders.
Michelle Obama | March 6, 2009 at 3:08 pm
White girls have the ugliest faces.
kerri | March 6, 2009 at 3:13 pm
she is NOT attractive. she looks greasy and her face is disgusting. likely waxes her entire body judging by the hairline around her face. decent body though but who cares if you have to wake up looking at her mug.
kerri | March 6, 2009 at 3:13 pm
she is NOT attractive. she looks greasy and her face is disgusting. likely waxes her entire body judging by the hairline around her face. decent body though but who cares if you have to wake up looking at her mug.
Dr Phowstus | March 6, 2009 at 3:17 pm
So she shares a plastic surgeon with L’il Kim… big deal…
Oh, and Brody is the consummate douche.
AteIsEnough | March 6, 2009 at 3:30 pm
THAT’s what Hef is displaying now-a-days? Time to retire Hef – Catwomen look-a-likes are NOT hot!
Marketta | March 6, 2009 at 3:45 pm
She does have kind of a regal look like a young Katharine Hepburn. Great bod too.
Vanilla Gorilla | March 6, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Thats how my boys roll. Brody “white knight” Jenner and the posse.
grobpilot | March 6, 2009 at 3:57 pm
#6: Damn you! You beat me to it. But it is pretty damned accurate. She looks like she’s well on her way. But, I prefer the name “wildebeest”
Philshack | March 6, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Jesus H. that chick is hideous. Brody should be getting TOP SHELF vagina. Not this kinda stuff.
jj | March 6, 2009 at 4:22 pm
wow, shes not pretty
le fag | March 6, 2009 at 4:57 pm
this is the kind of dude i wouldn’t mind ass banging but would take that secret to the grave
Gando | March 6, 2009 at 4:58 pm
I’ve no clue who these people are.But i would love to hump the girl in pink.
Frank N. Stein | March 6, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Funny, the tattoo near her butt says disrespect.
patricia | March 6, 2009 at 5:34 pm
why in the hell is she wearing a formal at a club?
Danklin24klin24 | March 6, 2009 at 5:36 pm
I like this Brody Jenner, he’s always has that surprised look on his face. Yes Brody, im shocked that even girls as ugly as that let you touch them, because you know, you’re gay and like getting in hot tubs with dudes. Just sayin
dew | March 6, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Youngest case of Madamism I’ve seen so far.
JJ | March 6, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Janice DIckinsen face
yikes… I swear I saw pics of her a while back and she didnt look like that
R2D2 | March 6, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Ya right,how much does this chick cost? Don’t think i’m rich you greasy asshole!
Darth | March 6, 2009 at 8:02 pm
#40 That’s my lill robot:)
R2D2 | March 6, 2009 at 8:14 pm
#41 Stop talking you slimeball! You think it was that easy to get through the earth’s atmosphere!? You’d better start to repair my damaged circuits! Beep!
Darth | March 6, 2009 at 8:21 pm
#42 Don’t worry,soon you’ll be like new:) I like his beeps:)
sushi | March 6, 2009 at 11:12 pm
She looks like a dark haired version of that smelly cuntish English broad, Joss Stone.
sushi | March 6, 2009 at 11:13 pm
She looks like a dark haired version of that smelly cuntish English broad, Joss Stone.
Denise | March 7, 2009 at 12:51 am
Is it just me or does she have a wonky eye?
gerard Vandenberg | March 7, 2009 at 1:12 am
She said one word to her plastic-surgeon: “CATWOMAN”!!
La Bella Vita | March 7, 2009 at 2:04 am
28. Marketta – March 6, 2009 3:45 PM
She does have kind of a regal look like a young Katharine Hepburn. Great bod too.
WHAT THE F WITH THAT COMMENT !! SHE’S UGLY AS A MF COMMON!
La Bella Vita | March 7, 2009 at 2:04 am
28. Marketta – March 6, 2009 3:45 PM
She does have kind of a regal look like a young Katharine Hepburn. Great bod too.
WHAT THE F WITH THAT COMMENT !! SHE’S UGLY AS A MF COMMON!
FREAKIN CRAZY EYES
Narcissist | March 7, 2009 at 5:48 am
What’s happened to her face? What’s happened to Playboy? There were some attractive women in there a few years ago.
Joe’s just lucky Brody didn’t try starting up a Bromance with him.