Brody Jenner & Joe Francis: When Assclowns Collide

March 6th, 2009 // 60 Comments

Brody Jenner and Joe Francis got their respective panties in a bunch Wednesday night while clubbing at MyHouse. The altercation started when Joe ran into Brody’s girlfriend and apparently didn’t have the courtesy to ask to see her boobs. What a dick. Page Six reports:

“Brody was with his girl friend [Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole] when Joe came over. He accidentally bumped into Jayde, prompting Brody and his posse to get heated at Joe,” said a witness. Another source said, “Joe was escorted out by security. Meanwhile, Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton were sitting right there and just kept making out.” Francis told Page Six, “There was no physical contact, but if you’re Brody Jenner and dating an ugly piece of trash . . . you should expect these types of altercations.”

You know what’s the most amazing/only remotely interesting part of this story? Paris Hilton was making out in the general vicinity – and nobody died. Somebody needs to get her back to the CIA lab she was birthed in because this little malfunction just completely botched Operation: Natural Selection. I mean, Joe Francis AND Brody Jenner in the same spot. C’mon!

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  1. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    oh my god I am first and I swear I am not a pile of shit!

  2. amanda

    first

  3. Nadeen

    SEXY BODY .. UGLY FACE :(

  4. lilypie

    Who cares ?!
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  5. Hey Jocelyn Wildenstein before the surgeries….

  6. Phil

    I care about none of these people. And she’s a ghoul.

  7. mimi

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    And so therefore PRAY for AMY

  8. Amy

    She posts a bunch of boxes and pubic hair – I always knew mimi was a lesbian.

  9. LPB

    Looks like they didn’t have time to coordinate their outfits…No, wait, he put on a woman’s blingy watch.

  10. Ice-T

    His posse? When did the term posse start applying to a group of 2 white guys.

  11. ????

    lol @ her face, too much plastic surgery.

  12. Joe Francis

    FYI, she bumped into me and asked if I would let her on the bus, and I told her no, only hot girls are allowed to go wild on my bus. But for real, Brody, you should bang your sisters, they ain’t blood relatives dude.

  13. Chris Brown

    She look like she got hit in da face by a bag of nickels.

  14. Shes exotically attractive, not someone youre going to see walking down the streets…

  15. Bumping into her at a bar

    “Hey, baby, you got a sweet ass! How about letting me see the rest of——JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST! IT’S NOT HUMAN! KILL IT! KILL IT!”

  16. Jayde Nicole

    I got “respect” tattooed above my vag so my clients will remember to treat me like a lady!

  17. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    Thank goodness for absentee & abusive fathers. Without you guys, well the pornographic industry would be nothing. My hat’s off to you & to your slutty daughters.

  18. havoc

    WTF is up with that face?

    .

  19. steve

    i wish they would put Joe Francis back in jail already.

  20. I would have dotted that bitch Brody in the eye, like I did to my bitch Ri-Ri. Then I would have run form that god forsaken thing in the pink dress. I didnt realize start trek enemy space men were real creatures.

  21. Pilatunes

    Joe Francis is a kiddie raper. He belongs in prison along with other sex offenders.

  22. Michelle Obama

    White girls have the ugliest faces.

  23. kerri

    she is NOT attractive. she looks greasy and her face is disgusting. likely waxes her entire body judging by the hairline around her face. decent body though but who cares if you have to wake up looking at her mug.

  24. kerri

    she is NOT attractive. she looks greasy and her face is disgusting. likely waxes her entire body judging by the hairline around her face. decent body though but who cares if you have to wake up looking at her mug.

  25. So she shares a plastic surgeon with L’il Kim… big deal…

    Oh, and Brody is the consummate douche.

  26. AteIsEnough

    THAT’s what Hef is displaying now-a-days? Time to retire Hef – Catwomen look-a-likes are NOT hot!

  27. Marketta

    She does have kind of a regal look like a young Katharine Hepburn. Great bod too.

  28. Vanilla Gorilla

    Thats how my boys roll. Brody “white knight” Jenner and the posse.

  29. grobpilot

    #6: Damn you! You beat me to it. But it is pretty damned accurate. She looks like she’s well on her way. But, I prefer the name “wildebeest”

  30. Jesus H. that chick is hideous. Brody should be getting TOP SHELF vagina. Not this kinda stuff.

  31. jj

    wow, shes not pretty

  32. le fag

    this is the kind of dude i wouldn’t mind ass banging but would take that secret to the grave

  33. Gando

    I’ve no clue who these people are.But i would love to hump the girl in pink.

  34. Frank N. Stein

    Funny, the tattoo near her butt says disrespect.

  35. patricia

    why in the hell is she wearing a formal at a club?

  36. Danklin24klin24

    I like this Brody Jenner, he’s always has that surprised look on his face. Yes Brody, im shocked that even girls as ugly as that let you touch them, because you know, you’re gay and like getting in hot tubs with dudes. Just sayin

  37. dew

    Youngest case of Madamism I’ve seen so far.

  38. JJ

    Janice DIckinsen face

    yikes… I swear I saw pics of her a while back and she didnt look like that

  39. R2D2

    Ya right,how much does this chick cost? Don’t think i’m rich you greasy asshole!

  40. Darth

    #40 That’s my lill robot:)

  41. R2D2

    #41 Stop talking you slimeball! You think it was that easy to get through the earth’s atmosphere!? You’d better start to repair my damaged circuits! Beep!

  42. Darth

    #42 Don’t worry,soon you’ll be like new:) I like his beeps:)

  43. sushi

    She looks like a dark haired version of that smelly cuntish English broad, Joss Stone.

  44. sushi

    She looks like a dark haired version of that smelly cuntish English broad, Joss Stone.

  45. Denise

    Is it just me or does she have a wonky eye?

  46. She said one word to her plastic-surgeon: “CATWOMAN”!!

  47. La Bella Vita

    28. Marketta – March 6, 2009 3:45 PM

    She does have kind of a regal look like a young Katharine Hepburn. Great bod too.

    WHAT THE F WITH THAT COMMENT !! SHE’S UGLY AS A MF COMMON!

  48. La Bella Vita

    28. Marketta – March 6, 2009 3:45 PM

    She does have kind of a regal look like a young Katharine Hepburn. Great bod too.

    WHAT THE F WITH THAT COMMENT !! SHE’S UGLY AS A MF COMMON!
    FREAKIN CRAZY EYES

  49. What’s happened to her face? What’s happened to Playboy? There were some attractive women in there a few years ago.

    Joe’s just lucky Brody didn’t try starting up a Bromance with him.

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