Brody Jenner says he’s not really all that gay

Tim Kinnealy | December 26, 2008 - 5:09 pm

Apparently, when you star on a reality TV series that has you cruising for male companionship and you look like you spend more time than RuPaul in front of the mirror before leaving the house, certain misperceptions can develop among the general public. (The world can be so cruel.) Brody Jenner knows this (but, to be fair, he knws pretty much everything). So in an effort to cut off any rumors at the pass before his reality series Bromance (which is not suspiciously titled at all, so stop saying that) hits the air, the Brod-meister decided to set things straighter than a lumberjack with a 12-pack of Labatt’s swirling around in his unquestionably heterosexual belly. Which probably made him late for his eyebrow-sculpting appointment, but sometimes sacrifices have to be made in the name of the truth.

Well, who couldn’t be convinced by that? Because if there’s anything in the world that will convince a person that you’re not gay, it’s going out of your way to produce a video in which you adamantly insist that you’re not a homosexual. In fact, it would do Senator Larry Craig good to log onto for surefire tips on persuading the world that he’s heterosexual. They have free wi-fi at most airports, right?

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