Brody Jenner Wants You To Know His Girlfriend’s Into Threesomes

Brody Jenner’s dad recently came out as a woman with the same name as Brody’s girlfriend which is weird as fuck, so now’s a good as time as any to shift the focus to how willing said girlfriend is to banging other chicks with you because famous sperm made you stupid wealthy without working a day in your life. Via GQ:

What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?
I’d have to say it’s with my girlfriend, Kaitlynn. We have the best sex together, but we also switch it up and do fun things as well. We’re not opposed to having somebody else join in on our sexcapades.
Good for you two.
It’s funny, because a lot of people are always nervous to bring up that subject: “Hey, what about having a threesome?” I truly believe that a lot more people are a lot more receptive than you think. And when the conversation was brought up, Kaitlynn said, “I actually don’t mind that at all.” So I was extremely excited about that.

Did I mention all of this is in the context of Brody Jenner basically being handed a TV show to talk about how awesome it is to be rich? All of this in the context of Brody Jenner basically being handed a TV show to talk about how awesome it is to be rich. And for icing on the cake, he doesn’t even know half the words being used to describe him or the premise of the show:

In your show’s press materials, you’re labeled as a “sex enthusiast.”
Brody Jenner: I don’t even know what that is. That was not my idea, I’ll just say that.
So you are not a sex enthusiast?
No, I mean, I’m a sex enthusiast, absolutely. But you know, I’d never really heard it like that.
What would you label yourself as?
Oh, I don’t know. I guess “sex enthusiast” is a good one.

“I wouldn’t say I’m those words I don’t know.”
“What words you say you are?”
“Those words I don’t know.”

If you or someone you know takes any type of advice from this man, you should be branded and placed in a camp to await execution for the benefit of society. That’s the most generous way I can put that.

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