Brittany Murphy seemed to have it all at one point. Ashton Kuther, a sky-rocketing career and looks that only the previous two items could afford. Then Ashton curbed her and she pretty much went to shit. Her one last chance to maintain relevancy happened when Disney magically chose her to be the voice of an all new CGI Tinker Bell movie. Brittany would also be the face of the new Tink for the press as well. But then she decided to date Captain Illegal Simon Monjack who the Feds are trying to deport from the country. Disney likes their stars pure as the driven snow (Right, Lindsay!) and basically dumped Brittany Murphy on Friday – without bothering to tell her. Those folks are adorable. Hollywood Newsroom has the details:
Tinker Bell was a disaster. The story didn’t work, too many fart jokes and lesbian innuendoes. The CGI was subpar. Most importantly, Tinker Bell herself. The animation and Brit’s vocal work lacked the magic Lasseter expected with this iconic Disney character. And there was a major PR problem – Disney had publicly announced Brittany Murphy AS Tinker Bell. Press releases were sent, pictures taken. It was an embarrassment, the family-friendly company didn’t want to associate themselves with a rumored drug-addled washed-up actress — last known for marrying a shady old guy that looked like her dad.
Poor Brittany. We called three times to her representation for a response. The first comment was “what, huh?” and a hangup. The second reply was no comment. The three reply was a simple confirmation that Brittany Murphy is no longer associated with Disney or Tinker Bell.
Whoa whoa whoa. How can a movie have too many lesbian innuendos? They might as well call the movie “We Don’t Want an Oscar Bell.” Oh, Disney. How the mighty have fallen…
Thanks to Suki Jonze for even remembering who the hell Brittany Murphy is. I had to use Encyclopedia Brittanica.
Josh Simpson | June 2, 2008 at 11:16 am
She used to be hot in a skanky way. Now she looks awful. What happened to her?
tria | June 2, 2008 at 11:16 am
first!
KC | June 2, 2008 at 11:21 am
ew. another cortney love in the making perhaps?
Sabalon | June 2, 2008 at 11:32 am
Can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’ll be pissed if they don’t release that movie. My daughter loves the Disney fairies stuff and has been waiting for this for quite a while.
Sounds like they had too much fairy in the fairies though :)
Joe | June 2, 2008 at 11:33 am
Doesn’t she look like a younger less fugly Melanie Griffith?
Dr. Otto VanDerWahl | June 2, 2008 at 11:35 am
She’s a handsome gal with good birthing hips
Vince Lombardi | June 2, 2008 at 11:35 am
That’s funny…. no snow boots, no mention of K-Fed or the Spearlings. I think using bangs to cover those ridiculous extensions *was* the way to go, however.
minniememe | June 2, 2008 at 11:35 am
Stick to the Manger Babies with Unkka Hank.
snarky | June 2, 2008 at 11:36 am
Eating disorders, bad plastic surgery, botox, too many cig’s, and drug abuse will do that to a person’s face, body, career… and that guy she’s w/ looks like he might beat the shit out of her on occassion. All that being said, I always thought she was waay over rated in the looks & acting dept. And I heard the cutesy act was just that…an act; and that she was actually a royal bitch. Heck, even her names is a fake…her first name isn’t Brittany..its Sharon or something. Anyways, I think she’s one f’ed up broad, is what she is. And her career is definetly in the shitter.
morga | June 2, 2008 at 11:36 am
I hope not sporadically!
10pound | June 2, 2008 at 11:37 am
LESBIAN INNUENDOS???????????????
THATS MOVIE GOLD BABY!
hollie | June 2, 2008 at 11:38 am
I think she’d have made a great Tinkerbell! Shes really talented and at least she & Simon Monjack look happy- the’yve lasted longer than most of these couples!! :)
sportsdvl | June 2, 2008 at 11:44 am
Guess I missed the part where she had a “career”…
Oh, #2 – you are a douche bag.
HuckyDucky | June 2, 2008 at 11:47 am
The good news is that there are at least 50 porn stars with some variation of the name “Brittany”. And there is room for at least one more.
Anonymous Dwarf (name withheld to protect identity) | June 2, 2008 at 11:48 am
Fucking bullshit, don’t belive the hype man. This ain’t about some hollywood slut. The truth is Disney cancelled the fim project because Tinkerbell is a full blown junkie.. Bitch got hooked on her own pixie dust. A good pusher knows that you never ever get hooked on your own shit. Now we’re out a connection man. You better believe when we whistled “Hi Ho Hi Ho” we was tripping dwarf ballz. I’m so fucking grum…pissed off.
The White Urkle | June 2, 2008 at 11:49 am
Remember her as the kind of chubby hot girl in Clueless? Too bad she doesn’t look like Luann. Cartoon chicks are hot.
Mississippi | June 2, 2008 at 11:52 am
Why does it look like she got her nose and lips done? GAWD why can’t celebs leave their freakin noses and lips alone??? She looks about 50 years old in these shots! And #1 said it so perfectly! And I have NO clue what happened to her..
catska | June 2, 2008 at 11:57 am
hahaha, good one #10
havoc | June 2, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Maybe she and Anne Heche, Margot Kidder and Sean Young can get together and compare delusions…….
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who fucking cares | June 2, 2008 at 12:01 pm
From this day forward, I shall include in my daily verbal vomit the term
“f’ed in the a”.
I love teen lingo.
matt | June 2, 2008 at 12:03 pm
what are you high? she has never been hot. first she was crazy ugly fat, then she was crazy ugly drug addicted skinny.
Auntie Kryst | June 2, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Nice sunken eye sockets, Britney looks like she is still doing research on her character from Spun..
at-law | June 2, 2008 at 12:28 pm
She is totally a coke head, you can tell from her looks and the fact that she is dating such a douche!!!
sissy | June 2, 2008 at 1:01 pm
She’s so pretty. I love her smile very much. A few days ago, I saw her at the rich dating club ” !!! .Sugar mingle. c o m ” she posted a nice profile there. Seems she is looking for a nice guy for serious relationships.
Jrz | June 2, 2008 at 1:29 pm
What the fuck happened to her face?
Wasn’t she the “project” in Clueless? The one Alicia Silverstone made over?
me | June 2, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Girl got a nice set of legs!!!!!!!
Mistress | June 2, 2008 at 2:43 pm
My lover loves black pleated skirts and I wear them all the time for him with 4 inch heels and we have sex while wearing the skirt. She looks sexy and I hope her well.
lol wut? | June 2, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Thanks for the info Mistress!
Surprisingly more interesting then this story.
ubee0173 | June 2, 2008 at 3:50 pm
her best and most convincing role was the meth-whore in spun.. art imitates life, i suppose…
Nathiest | June 2, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Mae Whitman is Tinker Bell. Has always been Tinker Bell. What crack are you people smoking?
Nate | June 2, 2008 at 4:05 pm
# Sin City 2 (2010) (pre-production) …. Shellie
# The White Hotel (2009) (pre-production)
# Poor Things (2008) (pre-production) (rumored)
# Across the Hall (2009) (post-production) …. June
# Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008) (V) (voice) …. Colleen
# “King of the Hill” …. Luanne Platter / … (111 episodes, 1997-2008)
– Life: A Loser’s Manual (2008) TV episode (voice) …. Luanne
– It Came from the Garage (2008) TV episode (voice) …. Luanne
– Cops and Robert (2008) TV episode (voice) …. Luanne
– Strangeness on a Train (2008) TV episode (voice) …. Luanne
– The Courtship of Joseph’s Father (2008) TV episode (voice) …. Luanne
(106 more)
# The Ramen Girl (2008) …. Abby
She’s Hardly dried up.
butterfly | June 2, 2008 at 4:23 pm
LOL # 10!!!!!!!!!!!! Another good one from that movie:
“It’s my hips, isn’t it??!”
monty | June 2, 2008 at 5:56 pm
First Jenna Jameson now her?!
When will people stop using that plastic surgeon who specializes in ducks?
Kim Lard-ass-ian | June 2, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Is that her husband? What the fug.
Quinn | June 2, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Oh come on, there’s plenty of room for 2 white trash brittany’s in the ‘wood
spiritkittykat | June 2, 2008 at 10:44 pm
My favorite reply? The three reply. What the fuck?
Lucy | June 3, 2008 at 12:12 am
Holy shit, she looks old.
Mama Pinkus | June 3, 2008 at 1:35 am
She’s looking terribly plastic for such a young gal.
Big Pappa | June 3, 2008 at 8:27 am
hey
i think she looks hot. give the girl break jealous cows. her legs are to die for
roop | June 3, 2008 at 11:41 am
She was better with a little meat on her bones. She probably loses more roles given her appearance as compared to other actresses with that frame. What used to make her stand-out is lost and she’s become a dime a dozen. It’s too bad. She’s a fun chick, she needs a make-over and a TV sit-com.
roop | June 3, 2008 at 11:44 am
One more thing. Why do women think wearing white heels with a black dress is fashionable? it looks so effin’ stupid! To quote the governator: “STOOOP IT!”
lambman | June 3, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Um she has 4 movies currently in production, do you even bother to look at imdb before posting nonesense like this?
Mr V | June 4, 2008 at 4:05 am
I used to think she was hot. She looks a little worse for wear now.
Dude | June 4, 2008 at 6:12 am
That sucks. Brittany Murphy is talented. The problem is that she’s made some wrong choices – like that husband of hers! He has a beautiful son and a daughter in Europe who he has abandoned and is talking about bringing MORE kids into the world with Brittany! Whatever. Get rid of him Brittany! Don’t do it!
chocoholic | June 6, 2008 at 5:43 am
her hubbie looks like the guy from 21 jump street.. something deluise..
ddhniodiodf | June 7, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Jeez 1/2 these comments are about her being the “fat girl” from Clueless and then people ask “Oh why do celebs do this to themselves?” You honestly can’t figure out how she became and anorexic cokehead.
Narcissist | June 18, 2008 at 11:30 am
I still think she’s hot in that cuddly meth-whore way, and it makes me feel confident about myself – like the sky is the limit – that she has associated herself with that blubbering puddle of maggot ridden diarrhea and pus oozing all over her in the pictures.
Girl Unimpressed | June 18, 2008 at 11:38 am
if her career is over why does she have so many projects on the go? this site is more and more like perez hilton’s “outright lies” style of blogging.
wtf superficial?
Narcissist | June 18, 2008 at 11:50 am
Wow, two people looked at this at the same time 11 days after it died.
That tub of slop is 38! I was guessing a rough 45 at best, or 50+!
The “Your site’s URL:” seems to be working again. Cool.
NOTASHEEP | June 24, 2008 at 1:11 pm
… *sissy* = SPAMMER.
… snarky & Dude = Good posts.
… *Nate*, *hollie*, *l”Em”bman* (… WTF is “nonesense”?), *Girl Un”Em”pressed* = Britt’s *PR agency TROLLS*.
… GET OVER *it* PR TROLLS – Her acting “career” is ‘DEAD’. Get Her DIVORCED and INTO REHAB… STAT.
… OH YA… for *you ALL* = *that SKUM aka KON-jack* BLACKMAILED Britt into “marrying” *him*. Click my “site URL”… READ and get OVER *IT*. … BAAAAAAA…